Naata was watching Mtv live, saw Paul the intern get kicked in his areas again, and suddenly thought of this fic…the places you get inspiration from! If you have an idea for a character's scenario, let us know and we may use it! R&R! Disclaimer: We do not own Naruto because we are dirt broke!!!

Chapter 1: Can Naruto Believe It?!

Have you ever wondered how your favourite Naruto characters would react if they got canned? Well, Naata and Mayuki have too much free time, so they have! And they're going to find out…

It was almost dark. " That's it for training today! Time for ramen, believe it!" Naruto exclaimed as he started running towards the Ichiraku Ramen Shop. Once he got there, he gave the old man working there his free ramen ticket and was quickly given a huge bowl of Miso ramen.

Two teenage girls were hiding against the sidewall of the shop. The first had long dark-brown hair and the second had even longer dirty-blonde hair. The first girl's heart was beating so fast, she thought she was going to have a heart attack.

" Come on Naata! You said you would go first! Hurry up." The tall blonde whispered. " Geez Mayuki, I'm going! But you are so doing Sasuke!" Naata swallowed hard and stepped around the corner, Mayuki waiting behind her with a sad face.

"OMG! Are you Naruto Uzumaki?!" Naata squealed when she came in the shop. " Yeah…why?" Naruto looked up but continued eating his ramen.

"Oh. My. God!! You are the best!! And so Kawaii (cute)!!" Naata screamed shaking her arms around. Naruto stopped eating, stood up, and put his hands on his hips. " Damn straight!! Believe it!"

This was Naata's chance. She took a deep breath and got her knee ready.

" Forgive me, Naru-chan!" She said. She took a step forward, and drove her knee right up to Naruto's poor little balls. Mayuki jumped out of her hiding place to see his reaction.

Naruto immediately fell to the ground and coiled himself into a ball. Mayuki giggled and Naata covered her mouth so Naruto couldn't see her laughing.

" Uhhh…I thought…you were a fan…girl…Uhhh…" Naruto wheezed. " We are…" Mayuki said. Naruto reached for the carvings of the first four Hokages and coughed. " Noo! A Hokage can't be so weak that he gets canned by a girl!!"

" I'm sorry…"

And with that, the girls set off to find their next victim. As they jumped from roof to roof, Mayuki started whining. " Why do I have to do it to Sasu-chan?? He'll hate me!"

" Well, do you know how hard it was to beat the crap out of Naruto's balls!! He's so Kawaii!!" Naata argued.

" But Naata…I love him!!" Mayuki continued. It was true. Mayuki was totally obsessive over Sasuke. Don't ask why…

" Fine! If you insist on being a baby…I'll can Itachi-Sama!" Naata reasoned. Mayuki frowned, but eventually nodded her head in agreement.

The two continued their search for their next victim of baby-creator destroying.

Next time…like we're going to tell you!! You'll have to wait till we post it! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Okay, we're done. Bye now!