Mistress

Pairings: one-sided EclairTamaki, TamaHaru, HikaKao, MoriHunny

Warnings: Lemons, language, yaoi.

Disclaimer: I don't own OHSHC. I think we all know that.

I was listening to my iPod, and a song called 'Competition' by Dragonette came on. That inspired me to write this, but it will come later, like in a few chapters.

So, listen to the song(if you never heard of it) and read and review!!

There we go, I fixed this chapter up nice and well! Did you like it? Please review! My goal is 25 reviews by chapter 6(the real ch.6)!

Chapter 1: Engagement

"I'm engaged to Eclair Tonnerre." Tamaki announced, his purple eyes scanning the crowd gathered around him. Journalists, cameramen, microphones, as expected from a news confrence.

"Suoh-san, when will your wedding be?" asked a journalist in red, sticking her microphone closer to Tamaki.

"Next month, in Paris, Fr-" Haruhi turned off the TV, an annoyed look on her face.

"Tamaki's getting married to that bitch?!" Haruhi yelled, sighing. The Host Club was assembled in the Fujioka apartment, watching the press confrence the Suoh Family called.

"Yeah, Haruhi. It's just another arranged marriage. Tamaki will weasel himself out of this one, don't worry." The twins said in unison, smiling at the crossdresser.

"We have to talk to Tono. We still don't know all the details" Hikaru added, Kaoru nodding.

"Besides, it's not like he loves Eclair. She's a bitch, no one likes bitches." Kaoru added, the twins smiling.

"Haha, still, I wish he'd told us face-to-face." Haruhi said, smiling back.

"Maybe Tama-chan just got the news today, Haru-chan." Hunny said, smiling behind teh cake he brought with him.

Brrring, brrring

"Mushi mushi?" Kyoya answered his blackberry, clicking a button to put the phone on speaker.

"Kyoya!" Tamaki screamed into the phone, obviously nervous.

"Yes, Tamaki?"

"Where are you?"

"At Haruhi's house."

"I'll be right over! I have many things to tell you!"

"Of course, Tamaki."

"Thanks Kyoya, Bye bye!"

"Bye."

Beep

"Tamaki-senpai is coming." Haruhi whispered, staring out the window, lost in thought.

"Haruhi, Tono is here." Hikaru said, as Tamaki ran into the apartment, his eyes wide and wild.

"What did you want to discuss, Tamaki?" Kyoya asked, as the Host Club assembled around the Fujioka's table, all eyes on Tamaki.

"I'm engaged to Eclair Tonnerre." He repeated, his eyes looking down."We will be married next month in Paris, and you are all invited."

"Can't you get out of this, Tono?" Hikaru demanded, Kaoru trying to hold his brother back.

"No, there's more. When we are married my mother will be transferred to Japan." Tamaki continued, a slightly happy look in his eye.

"It's a marriage on convenience. I'll stay with Eclair until my mother is well, then I'll divorce her." Tamaki ended, the Host Club looking at him with simular expressions. Shock, sadness, and a twinge of happiness.

"Ah, I have to be going." Tamaki said, as he stood up, Haruhi looking at him with a mixed expression.

"Ano, senpai, wait up." Haruhi quickly said, as she followed him outside, closing the door behind her.

"Haruhi?" Tamaki asked, as he looked at her, deep in the eyes.

"Why the hell didn't you tell us first before we found out through that damn news confrence, senpai?" Haruhi asked, annoyed and pissed

"Because I found out 15 minutes prior to the news conference, Haruhi. I called Kyoya, but he was asleep." Tamaki explained, and smiled, reaching over and hugging the brunette. "Oh, and Haruhi, please wear a dress to the wedding! I want my daughter to look kawaii!!"

"In your dreams, Tamaki-senpai." Haruhi said as soon a she pulled away from the hug.

"Haruhi!" Tamaki started fake crying, and attempting to grow mushrooms against her wall.

"Haha, see you soon, senpai!" She said laughing as Tamaki walked over to his limo, waving at her.

"You too." he called as the limo pulled away

"What did Tama-chan say, Haruh-chan?" Hunny asked, clutching Usa-chan.

"That he found out 15 minutes before the press conference and tried to call Kyoya-senpai." She glared at the Shadow King."Who was dead asleep, as usual."

"Hn. I just heard the message before I called you over to Haruhi's."

"WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US??"

"It was better to hear straight from the source." Kyoya explained, meeting 3 angry glares from the twins and Haruhi.

"There's the Shadow King for you." Haruhi muttered, annoyed yet again.

Haha, I made a mistake re-writing this, so I fixed it. Again. If you see any mistakes, please tell me!!

Please review!! Please, please, PLEASE!! *goes down on knees and begs with puppy dog eyes*

-Pika-chan