Ultimate Titans Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
AN: This show has had it coming!!
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Old Trigon was hopping around
Jump City like a big playground
When suddenly Robin burst from the shade
And hit Trigon with a Bird grenade
Trigon got pissed and began to attack
But didn't expect to be blocked by Cyborg
Who proceeded to open up a can of CY Fu
When Beast Boy came out of the blue
And he started beating up Victor Stone
Then they both got flattened by the R- Cycle
But before it could make it back to Titans Tower
Slade Wilson popped out of his grave
And took an AK-47 out from under his Mask
And blew Robin away with a rat-a-tat-tat
But he ran out of bullets and he ran away
Because Fixit came to save the day
This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
Trigon took a bite out of Fixit
Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
And then CY came back covered in a tire track
But Gizmo jumped out and landed on his back
And Robin was injured, and trying to get steady
When Slade Wilson came back with a machete
But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Mammoth Jones took him out with his whip
Then he saw Trigon sneaking up from behind
And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'cause Robin stole it and he shot and he missed
And Gizmo deflected it with his fist
Then he jumped in the air and did a somersault
While Slade Wilson tried to pole vault
Onto Fixit, but they collided in the air
Then they both got hit by a Backfire stare
This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Showdown...
Angels sang out an immaculate chorus
Down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
Into the crotch of Mammoth Jones
Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
As Robin changed back into Dick Grayson
But Chuck saw through his clever disguise
And he crushed Robin's head in-between his thighs
Then Galfore the Grey and Galfore the White and
Starfire and
Melvin and Timmy and
Teether, and Bobby the Genie
Sarasim, the Terminator, Control Freak, and Larry
Soto's Dog, Silkie, and every single Power Ranger
Tramm and Val-Yor,
Adonis, Angel, Raven, and Billy Numerous
All came out of nowhere lightning fast
And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
It was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
With civilians looking on in total awe
And the battle raged on for a century
Many lives were claimed, but eventually
The champion stood, the rest saw their better:
Terra Markov on a bloodstained Rock
This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Showdown...
This is the Ultimate Showdown...
This is the Ultimate Showdown...
Of Ultimate Destiny
AN: I bet you guys didn't see that ending coming.
The only thing I regret is killing Chuck Norris. Then again the person who can kill him is Bruce Lee.