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This was brought to you by Nibbs and BB. We worked so hard on this, and we're even doing some art for it also! Any art for this fic is gladly loved to death. It took us several days of not going to bed for a long time to get all of this edited/rp'ed out of our minds. Hope you love our crack-love-ness-of-love. Please enjoy our hard work and crazy minds! Much love to everyone who reads! RenoxYuffie!!

I! I the great ninja of Wutai was currently speeding away from idiots who... Contently left their wallet on the ground. I mean COME ON. It was shiny. Besides they could never catch the SUPER-DUPER GREAT NINJA!! WHOOHOOO!! Yuffie thought as she was running up walls, hoping over fences and dodging her chasers. With simple ease, that was until she crashed into some poor soul. She landed promptly on her ass as well as the poor soul.

"AH SHIT! SORRY!" Yuffie exclaimed as she scrambled to get up. The two fat guys where climbing up the fence now. She looked up at the soul and it had red spiky hair... "Oh My Gawd... Turkey?" Yuffie questioned her own sanity. AM I INSANE? TURKEY BOY?! DUDE, NO WAIT! It's Axel... I think.

Reno had made his way into Traverse Town. He had wanted to check this place out for a long time coming and so he finally found his opportunity. He was mild-mannerly walking around enjoying the scenery. Reno checked out some shops, scoped for some bars, and talked to some locals.

So far everything was satisfactory. Until something ran into him. Scratch that, it wasn't something, it was someone. That someone just so happened to be the Ninja Girl herself, Yuffie. What was she doing here? Probably stealing materia or something. He head collided straight to his chest and he fell flat on his ass. He heard her call him Turkey as he stood up to dust off his suit. "Ha, ha, Yuff. What's the rush? Obviously you knew I was in town and couldn't resist and so you had to tackle me in the middle of the streets. After we both recover you plan on sexually propositioning me. Sorry to ruin your plans, but don't fret... I'm game." He smirked.

Yuffie shook her head. "Dude. I didn't know that you where here. Oh shiiiittt!!" She looked behind her to see the two guys finishing hoping the fence to chase her, and yelling profanities. "Sorry, but I gotta keep this nice wallet I found." She waved it in front of Reno's face, it was bulging with gil. "So, you can join me in my grand plan or be boring and try to hook up with some boring broads around here. Oh and Tifa still hates your guts!" Yuffie told Reno as she replaced the wallet back in her pocket.

Reno smiled, "Well maybe you didn't know, but I bet you missed me." Abruptly she shoved a wallet in front of his face." He weighed the options, and he decided 'why not?' Tifa did not hate his guts! He was certain of that. Stupid Yuffie jokes. "Pft. The Great Ninja rarely misses anyone. And she didn't miss a stinky turkey. Maybe a certain Turkey missed her." She flashed her toothy grin, then started to climb up the wall that was nearby.

People swore that Yuffie was going to be the next Spider-man, only a woman. Once on top of the building she called down to him. "OH AND RENO!" She pulled out a second wallet. "I believe that this is yours! And sorry about you not finding any good broads to hook up with! She waved down at him smiling... Tauntingly. She disappeared for a second the returned to the edge. "Oh I'm 21 now. You need to buy me a Margarita. You promised!" She watched the Red-Head climb up the wall faster than she did. DAMNIT! Time to train some more later. I must defeat him. I NEED MY NINJA PRIDE BACK!! Yuffie yelled in her head.

Reno climbed the wall faster than Yuffie had. Pe ople though he had spider blood in his veins. "Oh. This wallet is staying with me until I get my drink." He looked over to her momentarily, "Fine, but if you loose it you owe me every single gil in there." With that she instantly hid it down her shirt. She knew Reno wouldn't dare to go down there fearing Tifa's wrath if she found out. Reno watched as she hid it in her shirt. Blast. He couldn't get it... well he could. Only if he wanted to get scolded and continually beat by Tifa. Who knows, she may even cut him off for that sort of behavior.

He ran up beside her, "All right I will, but to buy you that margarita... I'm going to need that." He pointed to his wallet in Yuffie's clutches. He was so on top of his game. Yuffie quickly looked over the edge. The two guys where still after her. "Hmm. They really want this wallet. I wonder whats in it. But that will be after we loose them." She smiled at Reno.

"Whatever it is maybe we can use it to our advantage later." Reno drawled as he looked over the edge also. They where very slow. Yuffie was out of her A game or was just teasing them. Without a word, or sound Yuffie instantly start to hop across the rooftops, heading toward the clock tower. He followed her keeping instep with her all the way to the clock tower.

"Fine fine." Yuffie answered he reply while jumping to the third building, she rolled her eyes. Like I would loose it first. Second? Owing him money? Pft. No ninja owed anyone anything. Not even a Princess Ninja would pay him back. They quickly lost the two men, but Yuffie didn't stop until they where up on the highest balcony of the clock tower.

She sat down, brought the first wallet out and opened it. "Wow... Look at that." It was a key with tons of rare jewels set in it. Reno smiled back at her with his eyes scanning her face. She was an odd one for sure. He quickly glanced at the key; jewels and precious things were always out of his reach so he was unamused. He kind of liked the view from up here. It was serene, it was perfect really. No matter how trite that thought was.

"Hey! I wonder how much gil I can get with this! Or materia!" She turned it around in the fading light pondering. "Oh when does the bar close? Since you owe me a drink?" She looked at Reno with her energetic smile back on. He racked his brain for an20answer. Reno winked, "Just let me take care of that. Wallet good Ninja Princess, and I will be back in a flash with enough drinks for the whole night." He was going for charming instead of cocky bastard this time.

Yuffie looked up into the sky, puckered her lips and simply stated, "I don't think I trust you with bringing all of the drinks back.. But if I get at least one I'll be happy." while waving her legs back and forth against the stone. He lo- liked the way she looked right then. It was se- so cute. "Well at least you trust me somewhat." He smiled and let his eyes glance up at the night sky. A full moon, a cliche, but fitting. Reno watched as she rhythmically waved her legs.

With that she promptly fished out his wallet, rubbed it on her jeans and handed it to him. "Hope you don't mind it being down my shirt. Also don't forget not to tell Tifa anything. Since I'm suppose to keep my hands off of anyone's wallet." She rolled her head back all the way and looked at Reno, smiling. On the night he gets back she gets to drink. Since it was her birthday yesterday, an added bonus.

His head turned and observed as she fished his wallet out. He oddly felt like laughing, "No I don't mind. I won't, I'm good with my mouth." He paused and smirked, "So I can keep it shut Princess." His eyes looked at hers as her head seemed to crane back to look at him. She looked genuinely happy. "Alright I'll be back. Don't worry your pretty little head off." He smirked as he jumped down to a roof top and began his way to the bar.

Yuffie watched him go, slightly sad about it. Not knowing if he was going to disappear again, like the night when their world disappeared. That was a hectic night, trying to find everyone and failing. But recently more and more of their friends have been re-appearing. Which cheered Yuffie up, including the heartless which have been down in numbers thanks to Sora, Kairi and Riku to some extent. She missed those guys, teasing all of them. Mainly Riku with his man skirt, she smiled at that thought. "Heh. Man skirt." She whispered, staring at the stars.

Pretty much like the night when all hell broke loose, a couple years ago. Yuffie smiled, that was then. And now is now. AND... THE GREAT NINJA IS GOING TO GET TOTALLY SMASHED TONIGHT!! "Whooohooo!" She cheered punching her fists up in the air. Now the waiting had begun.

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