Hulk's Great Adventures: Part 1

Narrator: Down in New York City there is a crisis going on!

Banner: Please leave me alone. You don't know what I could do to you!

Police: We've already seen your dumb tricks, running away from us who the heck do you think you are stupid!

All police: (Laughing)!

Banner: No stay…..stay…stay.

Police: Stay What?

Hulk: STAY AWAY!

Banner: Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Oh! It's just a dream. (Gasping for air)

Phone Ringing: Ring, Ring, Ring!

Banner: Hello who is it.

Army man: This is classified 3393, and where calling about your work. You see for many generations we have…..

Banner: Just skip to the point!

Army man: My point being, we need YOU!

Banner now at the air force

Banner: what seems to be the problem?

Thunderbolt Ross: You are!

Banner: Huh!

Thunderbolt Ross: Let me tell you something BOY! When you were a child your father was a scientist. Now he crated wonderful things, but you….you my man are the secret.

Banner: What do you mean? (Saying that with his head down)

Thunderbolt Ross: I mean this; we need you for military equipment. (Walking around Banner) To help us be strong, united, and firm, but with the beast inside of you we can't do anything….So we need to…

Banner: What, what do you need to do? (He said angrily)

Thunderbolt Ross: Oh! I hope you don't mind us fixing you up. (Whispering to banner)

Betty Ross: Dad Noooooooooooo!

Thunderbolt Ross: Men trap him down!

Banner: No let go of me, let go of me! (Saying stugglingly)

Thunderbolt Ross: I'm sorry but this is the only way to do it!

Thunderbolt Ross: Give me the beast! (Slapping Banner)

Army men: Sir is it safe to be holding Banner by just our bare hands?

Thunderbolt Ross: Yes we can defeat the beast together! (Still pimp slapping banner)

Betty Ross: Noooooooooo! Please dad he doesn't deserve this! Please, listen to me!

Thunderbolt Ross: Take her away! (Still slapping Banner)

Betty Ross: Don't Touch me, Stop! Stop! Stop! (Yelling to banner as she gets pulled away)

Banner: Noooooooooo! Don't….Don't…Don't!

Thunderbolt Ross: Don't what! Don't what! (Slapping Banner while laughing)

Hulk: Don't touch Betty!

Army men: Sir we did it we unleashed the b…. (Got thrown by hulk into the stairway)

Thunderbolt Ross: Run away!

Betty Ross: Bruce!

Hulk: Betty!

Army men: Fire! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Hulk: No more shooting! (Got stronger)

Army men: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! (Gets thrown of the balcony by hulk)

Hulk: Come Betty, I got you!

Thunderbolt Ross: Not so fast. You're not going anywhere with my daughter. Yeah I said it, what just because your big you think you could just walk off, NO! Because your Just a big, Fat…..

Hulk: Skeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!

Thunderbolt Ross: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

10 Minutes Later

Thunderbolt Ross: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Betty Ross: Let's go

Later in the Air force Base

Army men: Sir we have 200! Dead men of ours and 1,000 still alive!

Thunderbolt Ross: I don't care about that; get the hulk, THIS MEANS WAR! (He said limping)