Photon Torpedoes and cowboy boots
When she was a little girl, 7 of 9 had always wanted to be a cowgirl. Now on Voyager, she had a chance to make her dream come through.
Since the hollodecks were all busy, 7 could not go to her cowboy program.
"Maybe I can use something else as my horse," she thought.
So 7 of 9 went into the torpedo bay and climbed a photon torpedo. In her cowboy boots and hat, she let out a wooooooop and pretended to be riding the torpedo.
(Meanwhile on the bridge the Borg suddenly attacked the ship.)
"Fire the Photon Torpedo," cried Caption Janeway to Tuvok! And Tuvok did.
Back in the torpedo bay 7 of 9 felt the torpedo start to move.
"Oh Crud!" 7 yelled when she realized what was happening.
(On the Borg ship a human shape is imprinted in the side of the vessel)
"They're firing their crew at us," snarled the Borg Queen. "Well we can play dirty to, fire the Borg drones"!
(Back on Voyager) Um caption? Janeway turned toward the view screen and saw 5 Borg drones floating through space toward the ship, determined looks on their faces.
"Oh no, not again" sighed Janeway. "Mr. Paris, set a course for the alpha quad before the drones get here, maximum warp".
"Yes sir" said Paris. "Say, I have not seen 7 at all during this battle, where is she?"
(Heard as Voyager fly's through space)
"Janeway to 7 of 9, 7 respond
(Camera looks back at the Borg cube, and shows a close up of 7, squashed on the side if the ship.)
I should have said this at the beginning, 7 fans, do not read this. If you do it's not my fault! (J/C and P/T rox!)
When she was a little girl, 7 of 9 had always wanted to be a cowgirl. Now on Voyager, she had a chance to make her dream come through.
Since the hollodecks were all busy, 7 could not go to her cowboy program.
"Maybe I can use something else as my horse," she thought.
So 7 of 9 went into the torpedo bay and climbed a photon torpedo. In her cowboy boots and hat, she let out a wooooooop and pretended to be riding the torpedo.
(Meanwhile on the bridge the Borg suddenly attacked the ship.)
"Fire the Photon Torpedo," cried Caption Janeway to Tuvok! And Tuvok did.
Back in the torpedo bay 7 of 9 felt the torpedo start to move.
"Oh Crud!" 7 yelled when she realized what was happening.
(On the Borg ship a human shape is imprinted in the side of the vessel)
"They're firing their crew at us," snarled the Borg Queen. "Well we can play dirty to, fire the Borg drones"!
(Back on Voyager) Um caption? Janeway turned toward the view screen and saw 5 Borg drones floating through space toward the ship, determined looks on their faces.
"Oh no, not again" sighed Janeway. "Mr. Paris, set a course for the alpha quad before the drones get here, maximum warp".
"Yes sir" said Paris. "Say, I have not seen 7 at all during this battle, where is she?"
(Heard as Voyager fly's through space)
"Janeway to 7 of 9, 7 respond
(Camera looks back at the Borg cube, and shows a close up of 7, squashed on the side if the ship.)
I should have said this at the beginning, 7 fans, do not read this. If you do it's not my fault! (J/C and P/T rox!)