Hi! Hi! Yu-Gi-Oh Fans! I'm Mana the Dark Magician Girl-.I'm a new Fanfic writer as you can plainly see, heh ok anywho, This is my first one ever so as you read you'll notice something's that relate to the anime. There's only one thing I'd like you all to keep in mind;I like to think the Yu-Gi-Oh! CHARACTERS as actors, so basically the story you're about to read is told from a "What happens after they've finished the show perspective. (Notice: some of the characters are made up! & some of them are from other Kids'WB shows or other animes! So yall better know your anime!) If you get it YAY! If not I'll explain again later so don't panic! Basically, in this story the gang is in a 6 episode adventure & they go around the world to break a curse that was put upon a family of cobras that Yami knew 5000 years ago! There's comedy, action, & sometimes randomness. All the episodes are sorta long ,so I'll be writing this for awhile. Anyways, it's a real fun story & I hope yall like it-. Ok then I hope you enjoy Yu-Gi-Oh! The Sixth Snakeo!
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! but I do own the new Rare Hunters & the alligator!
Episode1: North America-Bassy's Return Chapter1:The Kidnap
WHOOSH!The winds whipped across the gigantic oak trees.The ancient young man trudged slowly as he made his way to the Kame Game Shop-his shared home.He stopped for a moment & looked up.
" I wonder if I'll ever go back to my beautiful land of sand, sun, & mystery…"he thought to himself.
The man criss-crossed his arms & leaned them on the nearby rail.He sighed and stared at the distant horizon. Then he remembered the unexpected birthday party that everyone had thrown him earlier on. (But that's a prequel I'll tell you about it later☺).The wind blew again & his gentle golden yellow bangs tickled his blushing cheeks. They swayed back & forth, back & forth continuously.He gave another big sigh & started to walk once more.As he walked he checked his watch/communicator device thingy that Seto Kaiba had made for the whole cast of Yu-Gi-Oh! (By: Kazuki Takahashi) Even though everyone thought that
"Richy Moneybags" was a villain, he was actually a nice genius outside!Yami was glad! He was about to press the ON button when noticed that his shoe was unbuckled (seriously have you ever noticed that his shoes have buckles! Right? NOT shoelaces!) He quickly raced towards the adjacent bench that was a bus stop for LYNX.As he buckled he noticed that a gargantuan shadow was being created in front of him! He finished and carefully looked up at the shadow's owner. And there, in front of him was a herd of rare hunters!
'' Hu-hii g-guuyss! Y-you are acting aha-rent you?"he asked timidly.
"Nah" replied the biggest & the leader of the group.
"Alrighty then, I think I'll just be going …uhh see ya!" & with that he got up and RAN!" HEY GET BACK HERE!" Yami accelerated.Trying not to look back, he forced his legs to move even faster, but not too fast that he'd trip or something.
The rare hunters were gaining on him.Moving closer & closer to him with each step they took.
" Holy cow!" yelped Yami."Hey cows are holy!" he thought in his head.
As he ran, they were approaching a mucky swamp-looking pond. The pond was covered with algae & moss; it had lily pads but no sign of wildlife.Making sense since the sidewalk was at least 4 yards above it.Suddenly the rare hunters' group leader pushed Yami into the dreaded blobby water.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!" he screamed as he tumbled downhill.Rolling as if he were a cylindrical wheel, or something resembling an extremely good example of Sonic the Hedgehog gone wrong.
Yami finally hit the putrid liquid with an immense SPLASH!
"OUGH! FOR THE LOVE OF THE GREAT LIGHTHOUSE AT PHAROS ISLAND!" (Fun Fact: THE PHAROS ISLAND LIGHTHOUSE IS ONE OF THE SEVEN WONDERS OF THE WORLD!)
Now covered in nauseating globs of slimy barf-looking bacteria infested solution,Yami tried to stand up; even with the force of the unreal "swamp monster" holding him back.When out of the blue; something clenched his foot & dragged him down! He'd tried to grasp a breath before, but was too late. He struggled to break free, fighting to reach the surface.Only the thing was stronger.Yami tried to get a glimpse of his captor, Unfortunately the water wasn't translucent enough to allow him to view the culprit of the crime. Every time he tried to get away, he'd only sink lower;he was also feeling a bit lightheaded now.
He felt himself being entangled by a scaly yet bumpy surface.This time when he looked; he noticed 2 rows of viciously sharp teeth slowly closing in on his neck & a malicious yellow eye staring angrily for invading it's territory.Yami felt all his strength leaving him.But as always; he knew he couldn't & musn't give up! Once more he swung himself continuously from side to side.His captor fought with the prisoner & held on to it.Yami, with his urgency for oxygen tried to free his arms but the creature wouldn't let go of him.Until, the creature also needed air.They swam to the surface
.Yami gasped so hard that it hurt him afterwards. He looked at the creature,which turned out to be a full-grown ALLIGATOR!
Yami gasped & stared swimming to shore.The alligator snapped its jaws & took off after him.Filled with fear, Yami lunged forward to speed up, in a bad move, he twisted his elbow & the gator caught up.It sank its teeth into his ankle.Pain surged through Yami's body.
Scared, he turned towards the beast & cried "MIND CRUSH!"A multi-colored light hit the reptile & put it to sleep.Since Yami loved nature,he couldn't leave the animal to sink to the bottom & drown.So he dragged it to shore along with him.On shore, he "cleaned" himself with magic & clumsily staggered uphill.
"Wonder what was into those weirdos!" He inhaled deeply & departed for home AGAIN!
"Agh!" he bawled.
Yami turned his attention to his wounded ankle.
"Tutankhamun's Curse" mumbled Yami.
He massaged his heel tenderly. A warm fluid seeped into the palm of his hand. He raised it, only to find it stained scarlet red.
"Ugh man, I can't let this get infected".
He took a handkerchief & wrapped it neatly around the injury.
"Much better".
Next he called the Animal Rescue Squad to retrieve the gator;with great conviction that they'd give it a nice home.Having done a good deed,Yami limped down the street.Which didn't go well;for the rare hunters were back!
"We're baack!"said the leader.HEY I JUST SAID THAT!"Oh shut up ya stupid narrator!"
GASP! "DON'T MAKE ME POKE YOU!". "OK! OK!Geez woman,so BOSSY! "YOU'RE LUCKY YOU ACTUALLY MADE IT INTO THIS MOVIE! "Oops I'll behave".YOU BETTER!Now back to our regularly scheduled program.
"What do you want from me!"exclaimed Yami.
" We don't want your belongings…We want YOU!"
"W-What! WHY?"he replied.
" Our master needs to have a chat with you.That's all!"
"MASTER?"thought Yami.Then he finally spoke.
"OH! You guuyys;C'mon stop all your jeering & festering already! I'm sorry I played that awful trick on you at April Fool's Day ok! I admit it WAS hurtful."he apologized.
"Oh yeah! MAN YOU VILE!... ehem I mean You're COMING with US!(& notice I said that in italic letters!)
"SERIOUSLY?"
"DOY!"
"Ok NOW yall startin' 2 scare me!"
"Stop talking like that!You aint a hillbilly!"
"I apologize."
"Heh! Heh !Heh! Don't move a muscle…"
"Oh no you DON'T!"Well you can guess he ran again huh?
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"Yami hollered.
" You're not getting away this time punk!" The rare hunter lunged to grab Yami; & missed.
"What did I do to deserve this!" screamed Yami.(If I saw this happening on the street for real,I'd laaaugh)
You can't escape us PHARAOH!
Yami panted furiously, he tried to ignore his hurting ankle, but the pain was overwhelming.
"What am I gonna do? How can I escape them?" he thought.
He looked up & saw a vine sticking out of a branch.
"If I could only reach it…"then,Yami saw another bench & noticed the tall stone wall he was next to.With a big leap, he got on top of the bench & back flipped to the top of the stone wall. He grabbed the vine & swung to the highest branch of the tree.
"Hey! where'd he go?" demanded the leader.
"MAN! WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON THAT SLIPPERY LITTLE TOAD!.."
"I'm no toad!" Yami mumbled.
C-c-CRACK!
"Huh?"
CRACK! (the branch Yami was on broke)
"I GUESS THIS ISN'T MY DAYYYYYY!"
"OW! Ugh! Yee! Aaagh! Ooo!"
KA-BAM!
"Owwww…"
"Guess ya can't hide forever pipsqueak! HAHAHAHAHA!" The rare hunter grabbed Yami's shirt collar.
"Boy I'm gonna get paid extra now! Heh heh heh"
He raised his fist,but Yami quickly twisted the hunter's wrist.
"OOOWWW!What're you WaiTing for! SEIZE HIM!"They ran after Yami.
''Hurry corner him!"yelled one of them.Yami panted harshly.He was too tired to go on,but nevertheless continued,he got cornered.He was trapped.there was nowhere else to run.The leader ran towards him & punched Yami with all his might & sent him flying!Yami screamed & hit a road sign.He fell fiercely on the ground.
''Now where were we"said the leader cracking his knuckles.
Yami gave the hunter a deathly loathing stare as if he were saying ''I'll KILL you!''.
The leader was approaching closer & closer & closer…Yami gathered some strength & kicked the leader's foot as hard as he could.The hunter shrieked,grabbed his foot,& started hopping on 1 leg.
''OOO!My LEG!THE PAIN!OWIE!'' He was losing balance.
''The other hunters began hollering:''NO ERNIE!" ''DON'T LOSE YOUR BALANCE!" ''LOOK OUT HE'S GONNA FALL!"
(Ernie is the size of a sumo wrestler)To make a long story short:He fell.
"AAAAUUUGGHH!"screeched the hunters
.Ernie rolled like a bowling ball & hit his skinny pin friends.
"STRIKE!"said Yami smiling.
3 big green X's appeared above him on the screen making this scene look like a Tom & Jerry cartoon.
"You know WHAT? That was LAME!"
Sorry Yami,I'll do better next time.
"I'm sorry everyone who's reading/watching this movie! My storyteller is practically known for being a lame jokester.Alright! I get it! "Good"Now back 2 da story!…Psst!Yami get up!
"Oh yeah! Now I can really get away from the Creep-o Club!" Yami dashed away from the "Creep-O Club"giggle giggle & looked at the narrator with tremendous fury…HEY! Nevermind that ehem.As he ran;he looked back to make sure he wasn't being chased anymore.He was so busy looking back that he didn't notice that he was about to run into TRAFFIC! YO!YO!HEADS UP!
"Huh?…YAAAH!" Screeeeeeeeeee!Yami was trying to stop but his pace was too quick!
SUDDENLYANEVILMANJUMPEDINFRONTOFHIMANDCRIED"AHA!"ANDYAMIYELLED"OHMYGOSH!MARIK!"&HEWASGETTINGWAYTOOCLOSETOTHEROAD! EEK! I CANT WAAAAAATCH!
Marik took out a spraying can &CHSSSSSSSSsss! sprayed Yami right in the face.in a weak voice
"Mari–…ughhhh" FOOMPH!
"HAHAHAHAHA! Works everytime!"Chss Chss.
Well,THAT'S Chapter #1 for ya! I can't believe I'm done!..Better get started with Ch.2!Oh yeah for those who didn't get the actor thing:Do you remember CRAZY TAKES?This is a story that can be classified asA.K.A. Yu-Gi-Oh:The Adventures outside the show! OR Yu-Gi-Oh:The Behind The Scenes & Backstage Version! You'll have to wait a bit for Ch.2 because I plan to put in bloopers from Ch.1And I want to send images of my made up characters so you'll know how they look like That's all for now Folks!(By the way Marik's can was full of knock-out gas) Marik! CLEAN the camera! "Fine! What a meanie!" Thank you! Read & Review!
TO BE CONTINUED IN CH.2!……………….
Hey peoplesess!It's ME again(Personataly)Here with Ch.2,Bloopers from Ch.1!First let me introduce my made up characters! #1 is Nataly De La Zerda,& next is Bassy the Basilisk,then Mrs.Serpentia Giza Le Opera, & her children: Cobra Ramasses Le Opera,Isis Hathor Le Opera,Nechuamos Cairo Le Opera,& Nefertiti Sahara Le Opera.Of course there's some major villain in each episode!In episode 2 there's Anak Onda the Chinese Serpent Lady & episode 3 feature's the handsome but cruel French Doctor Felipé!More on those 2 l8ter.Umm sorry I couldn't send da images!It didn't work out..But I DO have bloopers from Ch.1!YAAAYY! Let the bloopers BEGIN!
Disclaimer: Like everyone else in this site I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! but I do own all the characters I made up which are listed above!-
Blooper#1:
(Yami sits on the bench & a Lynx bus stops) Y: huh? Bus driver: Ya comin' in or not? Y: Oh no, I'm shooting a movie & you're kinda interrupting us T.T BD: Oh REALLY? HI MOM! I LOVE YOU!waves Y:sweatdrop Can you please leave sir…uh..T.T…I'll be in my trailer.. BD: Does the Macarena Camera Crew hiding in bushes: Uh..does this mean we get a coffee break? OvO BD:♪ I AM ON TV-EE!♫
Blooper#2
he noticed that a gargantuan shadow was being casted above him! He finished carefully & looked up at the shadows owner, And there in front of him was a pack of rare hunters! "Hu-hii g-guys..you are acting aha-rent you?" Ernie: Well duh!….lotsa silence with people looking at each other Ernie: Wait..uh..I mean..I'm not supposed to mention that huh? Yami:nods while chuckling to himselfeyes in shadow Ernie: Darn it!bonks head Ok!Ok! I wanna try again!
Blooper#3:
Yami swinging on vine take 1!ACTION! Yami: Does Tarzan Yell (Everyone laughs) Yami:0 I couldn't help it!
Take 2!ACTION! Director: Watch out for that tree!0o0waves arms Yami: T.T Director: SERIOUSLY! Yami: huh?SMACK!falls slowly
Take 3: To infinity & beyond! Take 4: I'm King of the world! Take 5:Yami sticking out tongue & crossed eyed All cast & crew laughing heads off as Yami does funny faces each time he shows up in the camera
Blooper6:
Yami tries to escape from alligator,Take 1 ACTION! Yami struggles with alligator trying to break free Alligator:RAAR! Yami:wresteles with gator in da water Gator:Starts smoking Yami:0o…uh..pant..we need to fix it 0.0IM SORRY! I DIDN'T HOLD IT THAT HARD! gator sinks glubbaglubbglubb
Blooper 7:
Ernie falls like a bowling ball on his skinny pin friends3 big green X's appear on the screen Yami:Seriously the X's gotta go T.T X's fall & bonk his head OW! HEY! WHAT THE FREAK! Director:chuckle Cu-hut!
Blooper 8:
Marik takes out can & sprays Yami's face HEEY! AUGH! THAT'S HAIRSPRAY PUNK! ITS IN MY EYE!DARN IT!AAAAAAAAAAAARG!rubs eyes & runs into street sign Marik: I grabbed the wrong can?OvO Director: laughingYES!AHAHA! Marik:Oh! Sprays it on himself,runs at street sign & falls with laughter Yami: IT'S NOT FUNNY! I NEED WATER! OR A TOWEL!STOP LAUGHING & HELP ME!gets up runs into camera.