I DON'T OWN NARUTO LOL

This is just a fic exposing some things I found funny while following Naruto nd writing my kind of fanfic at the same time.

Naruto sighed to himself.

It has been two years since Jiraiya-sensei started training him and all knows is better chakra control, how to dispel genjutsu, and how to better control a rasengan.

"Whew!" Jiraiya exhaled as he picked up his belongings, ready to leave the current village, "About time we head back, don't you think?"

"Actually…" Naruto started, "I was wondering if I could train on my own for a while..."

Much to Naruto's surprise Jiraiya smiled.

"There are some things you can only teach yourself! How long do you plan to be gone?"

"Maybe by the end of the month, or year, or however long it will take for me I guess." Naruto replied.

"I'll let the villagers know then!" and with that Jiraiya headed down the road towards Konoha.

Meanwhile in Konoha about 3 days later…

Tsunade hears a knock on her office door. "Come in." she grumbles.

Jiraiya walks in with a smile. "Hello to my favorite tsundere! Hokage work getting hard for you?"

"You wouldn't even kn-" recognizing the voice, Tsunade immediately brightens up- even ignoring the tsundere comment. "You're back! How was the training!? Where is the little brat?"

Ah, Jiraiya thought, slightly hurt. She cares more about him than me…

"He going to do some solo training, he said he might be back at the end of the month."

We can wait… Tsunade thought.

Word quickly got out and people started planning a welcome party. Not that anybody missed him, but rather the spunk he brought to the village. Konoha wasn't really Konoha without Naruto. At the end of the month,a great big party was held in anticipation for the return of Naruto. But he never came…

Determined the village hosted the parties every month at the end of the month until the next morning. Konoha called it the day of the kitsune, after Naruto.

Back to Naruto….

Naruto strolled until he found a library. Interested he walked in and found himself in the "unwanted" section. Just like me, he thought bitterly. One book caught his eye, The Jutsu Alminac by Orochimaru. Naruto decided to take a look. He tucked the book under his arm and saw yet another book, One Punch Man by ONE. Flipping through, he saw the lame yet funny story of a nobody who suddenly became overpowered through a routine seeming impossible to him for 3 years. Naruto decided he was going to return to the village stronger than ever! As he headed over to the counter, the lady there said he could keep them since they were unwanted, score!

At his temporary apartment Naruto flipped through the almanac first and noticed that not only is every jutsu ever created within the last year was listed, but also the hand signs, requirements, uses, and even counters. Naruto's eyes widened as he looked at notes saying the substitution should really be S class, just everyone does it wrong. Having enough Naruto thought about what his training regimen should be now. "I have to amp it up since I'm not a nobody, but I also want to keep the thrill of battle...I'll try 1,000,000 situps and pushups and 100 laps around the entire village every day he figured.

And so he began.

How's that for my first chapter ever!?

It's only going to get better~!