14 years old- Booted for too much Booty Calling
I've never had the most perfect record. Hey, to me that's for losers. I mean so what if I like to party a little too much, or drink a little or smoke a little. But, today I was being called down the Court's tutors advisor. To top the little cake off my extremely pissed off parents were in the office giving me the death stare. "Mr. And Mrs. Ivankov," Ms. Dusman said. She was a heavyset moroi with a bad perm who looked like a giant munchkin donut with a lack of style; we had a very love, hate relationship. I loved to make fun of her and she loved to hate me. It was probably due to the fact that I called her Ms. Duchebag on countless occasions. "I hate to inform you of this but we are dropping your son from the Court's tutoring, if you would like to further his education, we will be more than happy to send him to an academy," She said with a fake smirk enjoying every damn minute of this.
"But, you can't do this, I mean why?" My mother stuttered.
"We can't handle him anymore Danielle," as Ms. Duchebag said this she pulled out my enormous file. She unfolded her glasses and began to read the transcripts. "Let's see here… Caught drinking 14 times, Caught smoking an even 12, Practical Jokes and misconduct 28 times and to top it off Court Guardians have caught him in sexual relations, 2 times with more than one female and the guardians haven't even been trying!" I started to laugh my ass off.
"Adrian!" My mother chastised.
"Don't sweat it Ma, she's probably pissed that they caught me with her 2 daughters," I said in between laughs. Ms. Duchebag's face whitened into fury.
"I believe that it would be for his best interests to send him to one of our fine academies. Now we have opening in Montana, one in Siberia Russia, one in New Hampshire, and one in North Carolina."
"Do I get to choose?" I asked smoothly.
"Sure," my mother cooed.
"Danielle just pick one and throw him in the further away he is the better," my ass of a father spoke.
"If I have to go I want to choose, what's the male to female ratio of each school?" All three of them rolled their eyes at me."
"Well New Hampshire's is 74 to 26; Russia's is 56 to 44, Montana's is 70 to 30, and North Carolina is 40 to 60." Ms. Duchebag stated.
"Well, looks like I'm going to North Carolina," Beach plus babes this will be a great 3 and ½ years.