The Case of the Dead Doll

Calvin's Mom walked toward the door, as the sound of a fist beating on it was heard.

Calvin had been outside earlier that day, so she was excepting SOMEONE to

be angry about SOMETHING that he did. She opened to door to see Susie standing on

the front steps, in her hands lay a doll, that had one of its arms ripped off and it's head

was burnt, and half melted. Susie Had murder in her eyes as she looked at Calvin's Mom.

She groaned as she shouted up the stairs. :CALVIN GET DOWN HERE!"

(inside Calvin's mind)

Tracer bullet sat in his office, feet on the desk

"I heard the dames yell form my office upstairs, it wasn't that hard to hear, considering

she had a voice like a banshee. Yes it was another day for me, My names bullet tracer

bullet, and I'm a private eye for hire

But i will not be payed to eye ANYONE'S private things, even I have standards

I walked downstairs to see what all the ruckus was about. I was surprised to see a

girl standing there, Susie Derkins, a girl who used to hit me and i would hit back It had

been a while since i had seen her

(in the real world)

Susie: Held out her doll to show Calvin.

"i Found Binky Betsy laying on the sidewalk,. looking just like this!" She screamed

"Calvin, you were outside earlier, so i want the truth, did you destroy Susie's doll?" Mom demanded

(Calvin's Mind)

I found it sickening that Susie would carry around someone's corpse like that. I had

known Betsy from an earlier case involving a hostage situation, where my partner had

been taken hostage as well.

But that was all in the past. But that was beside the point, Susie and the Dame were

trying to pin it on me, ME!

I looked at the body, taking in notice something, then i gave them my findings

"It appears, that the body was mutilated by a ruffian of Age 6, the arm was twisted until

it popped out, and then the head was shoved under a magnifying glass in the hot sun

while Susie was eating lunch."

"And how would you know that?" The dame demanded.

"Unless you were the one who did it."

I could see that things were getting out of hand, so i whipped out ol colt and fired off a

few rounds to try and make my getaway.

(Real World)

Mom growled as she pulled the darts off of her. Susie still had the look in her

eyes that wanted to kill Calvin. "just give me a minute Susie, I'll deal with him." She then

ran off after Calvin. She opened the closet door and found him sitting in there

"You'll never take me alive!" He shouted then raised his dart gun, only for mom to grab it

out of his hands. She grabbed Calvin, then got down low so she was face to face.

"You are in BIG trouble buster!" She said.

Calvin gulped

(Calvin's Mind)

I was found guilty and sentenced to 7 days in the room, i also had to pay out of my

bank account to the victims friend, so that way should pay someone to be a new Betsy.

I still am upset that i was pinned for the crime when actually i wasn't even my fault

(real World)

Later Calvin was sitting on his bed with Hobbes

"Thanks for nothing Fuzz Brain, your idea has me grounded for a week and I had

top pay to have Susie's doll replaced!"

"MY IDEA!?" Hobbes yelled. "let me remind you who's idea it was to carry

out that G.R.O.S.S mission in the first place!" He then tackled Calvin, who grabbed a

pillow.

"EAT FEATHERS FUZZ BRAIN!" He shouted as Hobbes tackled him off the bed and onto the floor.

They struggled for little bit until they heard Mom call out, "CALVIN STOP MAKING

ALL OF THAT NOSIE, DO NOT MAKE ME COME UP THERE!" They both stopped

fighting, then looked at each other. Both of them got up, dusted each other off

and then went back to sitting on the bed. Where they both started to read Comic

Books. And thus ended another average day at Calvin and Hobbes's house

Short, sweet and a school project that I did at the last minute due to my real story getting wiped form my computer so now it's up here ENJOY!