I Don't know what the fuck I'm doing anymore xD. Kay, so in class today, we didn't have to do much so I thought "Hey, let's write Homestuck fanfiction on photoshop instead of doing your geometry homework!" FUCK U THATS Y! Anyways, yeah, this is my first fanfic so I'm gonna suck monkey dick and I think I'm supposed to tell you guys to review and shit, man I don't know. So yeah, thanks for reading and crap...
Dave: "John, have you ever touched a butt?"
John: "What? How is that any of your business!"
Jade: "I Bet's he's touched Karkat's butt! Hehe!"
John: "SHUT UP JADE!"
Dave: "Dude, what the fuck? I thought we had something!?"
John: "No! What? Jade, stop! Yes, Dave, since you HAVE to know, yes I have touched a GIRL'S butt
before!"
Dave: "Rose doesn't count, she's gay. And I never said an'thing bout' a GIRL'S butt.."
John: "I...I, Shut up! I know she's gay! Jeez I'm not stupid!"
Dave: "All's I'm sayin' dude, not cool for someone to flip shit on their balls over a question."
Rose: "I agree with Strider, you're awfully nervous over a simple inquiry, John. Is there something you might be holding back from your friends?"
John: "What! No! Dave, anyone would overreact over such a weird question!"
Rose: "John, You should find comfort in the trust you give to friends. If there's something you and Karkat... share, that is your business. But we will always be here for you if you need to talk."
John: "Please. Oh God. Just... just stop Rose."
Dave: "I knew it Egbert, you're gayer than Magic Johnson and Taylor Swift's Asian love child. Don't deny it dude!"
John: "Dammit Jade!"
Jade: "Hehe, sorry John, it slipped. Hehe"
John: "Fine! Whatever, I'm done."
Dave: "You can run but you can't hide Egbert!"
Rose: "I think we might have pushed a special button, Strider."
Karkat: "FUCK-ASS HUMAN NAMED JOHN! I WANTED TO SAY TO YOUR RETARDED LOOKING PEICE OF SHIT YOU HUMANS CALL A 'FACE' THAT I ENJOYED IT WHEN YOU TOUCHED MY BUTT LAST NIGHT! EVEN IF YOUR TITTY SHITIN' HUMAN HANDS WERE DISGUSTING AND WET!"
Dave: "HA!"
John: "... Thanks Karkat..."