(Author's note: This was partially inspired by a story on the Creepypasta Wiki, named DDR Paranoia's Paranoia, and is brought up semi-frequently. No offense is intended to the author of the aforementioned story, so enjoy the trainwreck.)

Hello my name is Jane Janeson and I've diceded to start my own dairy. I was going 2 get a blog on blogger but my mom don't ttust me with internet yet :( cmon mom im 13 Im past Copper requairment nao!

But anyways diary let met intoruce myself. my name is Jane janeson and I'm 13 years old and i like certain video games and scary movies etc. and i have shoulderlength wavy blond hair and blue eyes like the sky and this is my friend, nelly nelson say hi!

"My naems Lauren Nelson u baka" said nelly whos name is actually lauren.

"sorry Lauren" i said back to her now where was I? Oh yes I like to wear trnedy cloths from target andn I wear tracksuit round the hosue. nelly sorry lauren meanwhile wears casual clothes and jeans with tshirts.& she has hort brown hair and had brown eeys.

I'm started this diaiy and writing dis today bcuz the thingn that happen today waz totally weird and creepy bnut funny 2! so today me n my friend were reading creepy pastas. we read some and sometime we get scared and sometimes we laff. we joked on tails doll and wanted feel sympathy for killer the jeff. but dere was one creppypasta that made us funny and scare at same time. it was about a game we didnt really no very well at da time, and was called something liek paranoia rpanorid.

"IT WAS PARANOIA'S PARANOIA U FOOL" shouted lauren at me.

ah well guess it was but anywayz it involved tow kids kind of liek us bt guys. they were haunted by a song called PARANOIA MILLENIUM and the robot guy killed the mian kids friend! the rbot scare us but there were funny bits too so it was ok and we didnt have nightmare like the kids LOLOLOL.

so lauren was like "hey wha'ts so creepy about paranoia? i Mean not like i'd know i've never heard it" so I said "Lets find it on Youtube!" And so we did. We had fun listening to the song adn we did a robot dance to it and it was fun and adfter we were done I said "now lets find paranoia milenium!" and it was hard cuz dere were lots of different versions but eventually we found out the song wasn't really real and I asked "why is the story about tihs song if its not reel?" and then laura replied "BECAUSE THEY'RE FOOLS LOLOLOLOL".

"oh wait" lauren said "dont we have a drr game in the local acrade?" then i said "OH YEAH we do lets go there now!" so we walked out of the apartnemt we lived in and walked down the mainstreet and walked down a street to the promenade when we say the arcade and I pointed at it and we nodded and we went inside. "WAIT" I screams when we went inside "WHAT" lauren asked scared and then I said "I NEED COOKIS WITH MILK FIRST!1" and then we went LOLOLOLOLOOL..

so we went on das DDR mashine and laura asked "what song we play?" and I LOL'd and said "PARANOIA of course!" so we played and unfortunately we not very good and ddr and we failed not llogn after. so we played another round but this time we playerd songs we could actually played liek owokei wookie and after luv gaem lol. at the end we tryed paranoia again and failed again those doublsteps r da worst! then we got tied and goed home.

so we ate some food and then laura was upstairs playing 3D ARRGY BERDS and i was downstares watching tv and playing pokemon. I named my pikachu brvr and got a raichu named mrvr and a lickytongue named prvr LOL. did i ever tell u i luv creepypasta pokemon? lol so yeah i watched tv with my mommy while lauren was upstairs and i didn't hear from her for a while she must have been too busy with her anger birds :). I want to plsy saome Anager Bridz rite now haha LOL :)!

It was somewhere in the middle of the day after me and Jane had lunch together. She let me use her bedroom to relax in, you know… playing my games, talking to my friends on Skype, whatever. Braindead, with no inspiration for drawings or little poems, I laid down on the bed. I couldn't help but worry about Jane; she was younger than me, and a little more… dare I say, foolish.

I must have dozed off, because the next thing I knew, I was in the electronics department of some unspecified store. Monitors of all shapes and sizes lined the walls and shelves, though now that I think about it most monitors are flat and widescreen these days. They were on, showing the trailers for random movies that were popular at the time, however the main lights were off. In fact, everything else was working, everything except the damn lights.

I immediately prepared myself for the worst; darkness can never mean anything good. As I carefully walked through the aisle of monitors, illuminated by the glow of movie trailers, I saw nothing lurking in the darkness… yet it felt there was something wrong. Something watching me. Passing by a 3D TV and intentionally blurring my eyesight in an attempt to view it correctly, the demonstration looked almost too real… but it could have been my imagination.

What wasn't my imagination, though, was when I left the TV monitor section and walked into where the computers and their connected monitors were. The screensavers - or should I say, Windows 8 advertisements - were running on the computers. Waking up one computer by waving around the mouse, I didn't see the vanilla demonstration setup. It looked as though someone had already been using this computer, like they already owned it…

Upon further examination, the wallpaper of this computer had a ripply sort of pattern, overlaid by two rings made out of square-like, white 0s in the center; one smaller in radius than the other. I didn't really give it much thought, as I was too preoccupied with all the .png and .txt files scattered across the desktop. The .png files seemed as though they were drawn in Paint by a child or toddler, and the .txt files usually only had one, vague line that I guess was supposed to be creepy. I got fed up, and moved to another computer.

...And the next. And the next, and the next, and the next. They were all tampered with in the same way. How frustrating. Eventually I was about to make my way to yet another section, when I was able to see the TV screens. I don't know WHAT they were showing or what the ambience they were emitting was, but it just wasn't right. At all. The uneasiness returned to me as I began backing away from the section… until I felt myself bump into something behind me.

I didn't even turn around to look at what I bumped into. I just ran like hell. Suddenly the uneasiness turned into pure fear. I saw figures lurking in the shadows and heard their footsteps. I felt something touching me, breathing on me whenever I stood still. Nothing felt safe. Nothing.

Eventually, I had enough. In my blind running, I found an emergency exit. I tried to open it, bust it down, everything, but with no luck. Turning around to try and find another exit, I was all but cornered by someone I thought I'd never see.

It was the PARANOiA robot itself.

so bout half an hour or thirtie mins after i started playing the anger boards. lauren came runing downstairs shouting "JANE JNE I HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL YOU" and I said "what is it?!" and she said "I HAD A NITEMARE" so I said "tell me more."

"well" laura began "i dozed off wile i wuz upstares and i was in an elektroniks store and the lights were off and everything else wuz on. so i lokkde at compootrs and dey were all messed wif liek custom bgs and txt and png fiels! then i bump into something and the ni ran rly fast and i tried to get out but cooldnt then i turned around and saw… THE PARANOIA ROBOT!"

"GASP!" I GASPED "DID IT PULL OFF UR HED?" "no it didnt" luara sed "i wok up before anything hapened."

"but still tho" said me "this is a very BAD! wat if dda praonia bot's after us?"

"naww it was just a dream" said lauren. "ur rite" i said "nothing to worry aboot!" so we LOL sum moar and den we 8 dinner. well I suppos we just ate dinner LOL so i Guess that's where I stop writin. Anyweys yea it was pretty spookyb ut I' m sure it wot'n happenen agen!well its bedtime so i shud stop writinng good Night :)