I don't own Inuyasha, so don't sue me. I do however, own Madoka and Kei.
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Road Trip!
By: Miroku's Woman
Chapter One: The start of a great, perverted, fun, adventure
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"Hey, you two as bored as I am?" Sango said.
"Yep." Kagome faked a yawn
"Do you even have to ask?" Madoka grinned.
"Man, can't those guys be on time for anything?" Sango grumbled.
She, Madoka, and Kagome were waiting at their favorite fast food joint for Inuyasha, Miroku, and Kei. The six teens had just graduated from high school, and they were going on a road trip to celebrate.
"They're guys, Sango. Of course they can't." Madoka leaned back in her seat.
"Hey, you three ladies single?" A voice behind them asked.
SMACK! A purse (Kagome) hit Miroku on the head. BAM! A "Tomie" manga (Madoka) (For those of you who don't know, "Tomie" is a really cool horror manga.) followed. And last of all, a fist (Sango) made contact with Miroku's cheek.
"PERV!" The three girls screamed as Miroku fell to the floor.
"I toldja it was a bad idea to do that." Inuyasha said knowingly.
"Owies." Was all Miroku said.
"Hey, Madoka." Kei said. "Sorry we kept ya waiting. Those two *Points to Inuyasha and Miroku* delayed us a bit."
"A bit? You're an hour late!" Madoka exclaimed.
"Hehehe. Blame it on Inuyasha and Miroku." Kei said cautiously.
"Whatever. Let's just go." Kagome said.
"But we haven't ordered yet!" Inuyasha objected.
"Well, Sango, Madoka, and I have. That's the price you pay for being so late."
"Damnit."
Inuyasha, Miroku, Kei, Sango, Kagome, and Madoka all hopped in Madoka's parent's giant van. Madoka was driving, and Kei had called shotgun. Kagome and Inuyasha sat in the middle row, and Sango and Miroku sat in the back.
No sooner had Madoka started driving, than a scream was heard, followed by Sango's battle cry of "PERVERT! HENTAI! ECCHI!"
Everyone minus Sango and Miroku (who was passed out on Sango's lap) burst out laughing. This was normal.
"Hey, Madoka?" Kei asked.
"Yea?"
"How long do you think Miroku's going to survive before one of you girls kills him?"
"I'm estimating about a month, depending on how lecherous he is."
"Okay."
"Hey! Let's listen to some music!" Kagome suggested.
"Yea, okay! Anyone have any CD's?" Madoka asked.
Everyone in the van raised their hand.
"Okay. Well, since I'm driving, I get to pick the first song." Madoka grinned. "Kagome and Sango, you two do rock, paper, scissors to determine who gets to pick the second song. Kei picks the fourth song, Miroku picks fifth, and Inuyasha picks last."
"How come I have to go last?" Inuyasha complained.
"Cuz I said so."
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"ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS!" Kagome and Sango exclaimed. Sango came out with Rock, and Kagome had scissors.
"Okay. We're gonna listen to." Madoka started.
"Please, god, not "All That Jazz"" Everyone silently prayed. ("All That Jazz" is a song from the Chicago soundtrack. Sang by Catherine Zeta-Jones. Wicked cool song, it is.)
"We're listening to "Everybody's Got A Story"!" Madoka cheered, putting an Amanda Marshal CD in the car's CD player.
The guys groaned, and the girls cheered and sang along.
"So you can see my bra, underneath me shirt. Watch the wind beneath my skirt. *Insert Miroku grinning lecherously here* But that ain't the picture, it's just a part. Everybody's got a story that'll break your heart." Madoka, Kagome, and Sango happily sang. "Now who can read the mind of the red-headed girl next door? Or the taxi driver who just dropped you off? Or the classmate that you ignore? Don't assume everything on the surface is what you see. Cause that classmate just lost her mother. And that taxi driver's got a PhD. I'm so tired of the fear. That weighs us down with wrong assumptions. Of broken hearts, a natural function." (These are the actual lyrics. This song rox!)
When the song ended, it was Sango's turn. "Hmmmm. Now we'll listen to. "Up! Up! Up!"" ("Up! Up! Up!" belongs to Bette Midler. She's a great performer. And this song is great.)
"Bette Midler?" Miroku questioned.
"Yea, got a problem with it?" Sango asked.
"No. It's just that she's a great performer."
"yea! She is!"
"Okay, Sango. Hand the CD over here and I'll play it for ya." Madoka said.
Sango passed the CD to Kagome, who passed it to Madoka.
The song played, and the girls and Miroku sang along:
"My grandpa died from asbestos. My daddy's name was Estes. And I don't know if that messed us up, or what it did." They sang. "My brother was-a workin' as an boiler. He was glad he wasn't workin' as an oiler. One day my sister went and lit up a match, and up is where they went."
The song ended, and it was Kagome's turn. "I pick. "Angel"!" (this song belongs to Sarah McLachlan.)
"Alright, Kag! I love that song!" Madoka cheered.
"Yea, agreed!" Sango grinned.
Kagome passed the CD up to the front, and Madoka put it in. The guys groaned, but quickly stopped when they received glares from their female companions, who started singing along with the music:
"Spend all your time waiting , for that second chance, for a break that would make it okay. There's always one reason to feel not good enough. And it's hard at the end of the day. I need some distraction. Oh beautiful release. Memory seeps from my veins. Let me be empty, and weightless and maybe, I'll find some peace tonight." The girls sang. "In the arms of an angel, fly away from here. From this dark cold hotel room, and the endlessness that you fear. You are pulled from the wreckage, of your silent reverie. You're in the arms of the angel, may you find some comfort there."
When the song ended, the guys cheered, since it was finally their turn to pick the music.
"Okay. We're listening to "Crazy Train"." Kei decided. (This one belongs to Ozzy Osbourne)
Kagome and Sango groaned, but Madoka, Inuyasha, Miroku, and Kei grinned and decided to sing along.
"Crazy, but that's how it goes. Millions of people living as foes. Maybe it's not too late. To learn how to love. And forget how to hate. Mental wounds not healing. Life's a bitter shame. I'm going off the rails on a crazy train. I've listened to preachers, I've listened to fools, I've watched all the dropouts. Who make their own rules." The three guys and Madoka sang, taking delight in the horrified looks set upon Kagome and Sango's faces.
"STOP IT!" Kagome yelled. "You all know that I can't stand Ozzy Osbourne!"
"Yea, which is why I approved of Kei playing it." Madoka smiled smugly.
Kagome pouted, and waited for the song to end.
When the song did end, it was Miroku's turn.
"Okay, Miroku. You cannot play "Baby Got Back"." Madoka said before Miroku could say anything. "It's degrading to women."
Everyone except for Miroku had a very relieved look on their faces. Apparently, they were all expecting to be tortured by Miroku's hentai music.
"Fine." Miroku said clamly. "Then I'll play. "Bohemian Rhapsody"." (It belongs to Queen)
"Ooooooooh! YAY!" Madoka cheered.
"Bohemian what?" Inuyasha asked, speaking for the first time in a while.
"Bohemian Rhapsody. It's a song by Queen." Sango explained.
"Oh."
Miroku handed the CD to Madoka who put it in.
Kagome, Sango, Madoka, Miroku, and Kei immediately started singing along:
"Is this the real life- Is this just fantasy- Caught in a landslide- No escape from reality- Open your eyes Look up to the skies and see- I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy- Because I'm easy come, easy go, A little high, little low, Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me, To me." They sang. Inuyasha recognized the song, and started singing along. "Mama, just killed a man. Put a gun against his head. Pulled my trigger, now he's dead. Mama, life had just begun. But now I've gone and thrown it all away- Mama ooo. Didn't mean to make you cry- If I'm not back again this time tomorrow- Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters"
This was the longest song yet, but no one objected, since they were all too busy singing along. Finally, the song ended, and it was Inuyasha's turn at last.
"Okay. We're gonna listen to "Falling For The First Time"." Inuyasha said.
"Okay." Madoka said, taking the CD from Inuyasha.
Miroku, Kei, and Inuyasha all sang along with the music, while Madoka, Kagome, and Sango stayed quiet.
"I'm so cool, too bad I'm a loser. I'm so smart, too bad I can't get anything figured out. I'm so brave, too bad I'm a baby. I'm so fly, that's probably why it, Feels just like I'm falling for the first time. I'm so green, it's really amazing. I'm so clean, too bad I can't get all the dirt off of me. I'm so sane, it's driving me crazy. It's so strange, I can't believe it, Feels just like I'm falling for the first time" The guys sang, causing the girls to snicker. Inuyasha took a solo part, since no one else wanted to sing the next part. "Anyone perfect must be lying. Anything easy has its cost. Anyone plain can be lovely, anyone loved can be lost. What if I lost my direction? What if I lost sense of time? What if I nursed this infection? Maybe the worst is behind. It feels just like I'm falling for the first time. It feels just like I'm falling for the first time."
When the song ended, Madoka was faced with a question from Kagome.
"How come you didn't sing along with this one, Madoka? I thought you loved "Falling For The First Time"."
"Yea, I do, Kagome. But my voice is too high, I can't sing this song well."
"Oh"
~*~
It was 8 PM. Madoka had driven for eight hours straight.
"I'm so. sleepy." Madoka said when they had got into a hotel room. She leaned her head against Kei's shoulder and started to fall asleep, but she was awoken by the sound of Sango's hand meeting Miroku's face. "Hey, Sango?" She called out sleepily.
"Huh? Yea, Madoka?" Sango called back.
"Could you wait to kill Miroku. Like until tomorrow? I wanna go to bed. I've been driving for eight hours straight."
"Sorry, Madoka."
"Hey, which one of you is gonna drive tomorrow?" Madoka asked, suddenly awake. "I'm sure as hell not."
"Not me!" Kagome exclaimed
"No way." Kei agreed
"Not I." Miroku said calmly
"I'll do it!" Sango volunteered.
"okay." Everyone else murmured and headed off to bed.
Since Madoka had been driving, she and Kei had called the bed in the hotel room. Kagome and Inuyasha were sleeping on the sofa, and Miroku and Sango were left with a blanket and the floor.
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Heyas all ye people. This was the first chapter of "Road Trip!"!. Hope ya all like it, and please, please, please, please review. It only takes a minute, people. C'mon. It makes me feel like no one reads my fanfics when I don't get any reviews!
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Road Trip!
By: Miroku's Woman
Chapter One: The start of a great, perverted, fun, adventure
~*~
"Hey, you two as bored as I am?" Sango said.
"Yep." Kagome faked a yawn
"Do you even have to ask?" Madoka grinned.
"Man, can't those guys be on time for anything?" Sango grumbled.
She, Madoka, and Kagome were waiting at their favorite fast food joint for Inuyasha, Miroku, and Kei. The six teens had just graduated from high school, and they were going on a road trip to celebrate.
"They're guys, Sango. Of course they can't." Madoka leaned back in her seat.
"Hey, you three ladies single?" A voice behind them asked.
SMACK! A purse (Kagome) hit Miroku on the head. BAM! A "Tomie" manga (Madoka) (For those of you who don't know, "Tomie" is a really cool horror manga.) followed. And last of all, a fist (Sango) made contact with Miroku's cheek.
"PERV!" The three girls screamed as Miroku fell to the floor.
"I toldja it was a bad idea to do that." Inuyasha said knowingly.
"Owies." Was all Miroku said.
"Hey, Madoka." Kei said. "Sorry we kept ya waiting. Those two *Points to Inuyasha and Miroku* delayed us a bit."
"A bit? You're an hour late!" Madoka exclaimed.
"Hehehe. Blame it on Inuyasha and Miroku." Kei said cautiously.
"Whatever. Let's just go." Kagome said.
"But we haven't ordered yet!" Inuyasha objected.
"Well, Sango, Madoka, and I have. That's the price you pay for being so late."
"Damnit."
Inuyasha, Miroku, Kei, Sango, Kagome, and Madoka all hopped in Madoka's parent's giant van. Madoka was driving, and Kei had called shotgun. Kagome and Inuyasha sat in the middle row, and Sango and Miroku sat in the back.
No sooner had Madoka started driving, than a scream was heard, followed by Sango's battle cry of "PERVERT! HENTAI! ECCHI!"
Everyone minus Sango and Miroku (who was passed out on Sango's lap) burst out laughing. This was normal.
"Hey, Madoka?" Kei asked.
"Yea?"
"How long do you think Miroku's going to survive before one of you girls kills him?"
"I'm estimating about a month, depending on how lecherous he is."
"Okay."
"Hey! Let's listen to some music!" Kagome suggested.
"Yea, okay! Anyone have any CD's?" Madoka asked.
Everyone in the van raised their hand.
"Okay. Well, since I'm driving, I get to pick the first song." Madoka grinned. "Kagome and Sango, you two do rock, paper, scissors to determine who gets to pick the second song. Kei picks the fourth song, Miroku picks fifth, and Inuyasha picks last."
"How come I have to go last?" Inuyasha complained.
"Cuz I said so."
"."
"ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS!" Kagome and Sango exclaimed. Sango came out with Rock, and Kagome had scissors.
"Okay. We're gonna listen to." Madoka started.
"Please, god, not "All That Jazz"" Everyone silently prayed. ("All That Jazz" is a song from the Chicago soundtrack. Sang by Catherine Zeta-Jones. Wicked cool song, it is.)
"We're listening to "Everybody's Got A Story"!" Madoka cheered, putting an Amanda Marshal CD in the car's CD player.
The guys groaned, and the girls cheered and sang along.
"So you can see my bra, underneath me shirt. Watch the wind beneath my skirt. *Insert Miroku grinning lecherously here* But that ain't the picture, it's just a part. Everybody's got a story that'll break your heart." Madoka, Kagome, and Sango happily sang. "Now who can read the mind of the red-headed girl next door? Or the taxi driver who just dropped you off? Or the classmate that you ignore? Don't assume everything on the surface is what you see. Cause that classmate just lost her mother. And that taxi driver's got a PhD. I'm so tired of the fear. That weighs us down with wrong assumptions. Of broken hearts, a natural function." (These are the actual lyrics. This song rox!)
When the song ended, it was Sango's turn. "Hmmmm. Now we'll listen to. "Up! Up! Up!"" ("Up! Up! Up!" belongs to Bette Midler. She's a great performer. And this song is great.)
"Bette Midler?" Miroku questioned.
"Yea, got a problem with it?" Sango asked.
"No. It's just that she's a great performer."
"yea! She is!"
"Okay, Sango. Hand the CD over here and I'll play it for ya." Madoka said.
Sango passed the CD to Kagome, who passed it to Madoka.
The song played, and the girls and Miroku sang along:
"My grandpa died from asbestos. My daddy's name was Estes. And I don't know if that messed us up, or what it did." They sang. "My brother was-a workin' as an boiler. He was glad he wasn't workin' as an oiler. One day my sister went and lit up a match, and up is where they went."
The song ended, and it was Kagome's turn. "I pick. "Angel"!" (this song belongs to Sarah McLachlan.)
"Alright, Kag! I love that song!" Madoka cheered.
"Yea, agreed!" Sango grinned.
Kagome passed the CD up to the front, and Madoka put it in. The guys groaned, but quickly stopped when they received glares from their female companions, who started singing along with the music:
"Spend all your time waiting , for that second chance, for a break that would make it okay. There's always one reason to feel not good enough. And it's hard at the end of the day. I need some distraction. Oh beautiful release. Memory seeps from my veins. Let me be empty, and weightless and maybe, I'll find some peace tonight." The girls sang. "In the arms of an angel, fly away from here. From this dark cold hotel room, and the endlessness that you fear. You are pulled from the wreckage, of your silent reverie. You're in the arms of the angel, may you find some comfort there."
When the song ended, the guys cheered, since it was finally their turn to pick the music.
"Okay. We're listening to "Crazy Train"." Kei decided. (This one belongs to Ozzy Osbourne)
Kagome and Sango groaned, but Madoka, Inuyasha, Miroku, and Kei grinned and decided to sing along.
"Crazy, but that's how it goes. Millions of people living as foes. Maybe it's not too late. To learn how to love. And forget how to hate. Mental wounds not healing. Life's a bitter shame. I'm going off the rails on a crazy train. I've listened to preachers, I've listened to fools, I've watched all the dropouts. Who make their own rules." The three guys and Madoka sang, taking delight in the horrified looks set upon Kagome and Sango's faces.
"STOP IT!" Kagome yelled. "You all know that I can't stand Ozzy Osbourne!"
"Yea, which is why I approved of Kei playing it." Madoka smiled smugly.
Kagome pouted, and waited for the song to end.
When the song did end, it was Miroku's turn.
"Okay, Miroku. You cannot play "Baby Got Back"." Madoka said before Miroku could say anything. "It's degrading to women."
Everyone except for Miroku had a very relieved look on their faces. Apparently, they were all expecting to be tortured by Miroku's hentai music.
"Fine." Miroku said clamly. "Then I'll play. "Bohemian Rhapsody"." (It belongs to Queen)
"Ooooooooh! YAY!" Madoka cheered.
"Bohemian what?" Inuyasha asked, speaking for the first time in a while.
"Bohemian Rhapsody. It's a song by Queen." Sango explained.
"Oh."
Miroku handed the CD to Madoka who put it in.
Kagome, Sango, Madoka, Miroku, and Kei immediately started singing along:
"Is this the real life- Is this just fantasy- Caught in a landslide- No escape from reality- Open your eyes Look up to the skies and see- I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy- Because I'm easy come, easy go, A little high, little low, Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me, To me." They sang. Inuyasha recognized the song, and started singing along. "Mama, just killed a man. Put a gun against his head. Pulled my trigger, now he's dead. Mama, life had just begun. But now I've gone and thrown it all away- Mama ooo. Didn't mean to make you cry- If I'm not back again this time tomorrow- Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters"
This was the longest song yet, but no one objected, since they were all too busy singing along. Finally, the song ended, and it was Inuyasha's turn at last.
"Okay. We're gonna listen to "Falling For The First Time"." Inuyasha said.
"Okay." Madoka said, taking the CD from Inuyasha.
Miroku, Kei, and Inuyasha all sang along with the music, while Madoka, Kagome, and Sango stayed quiet.
"I'm so cool, too bad I'm a loser. I'm so smart, too bad I can't get anything figured out. I'm so brave, too bad I'm a baby. I'm so fly, that's probably why it, Feels just like I'm falling for the first time. I'm so green, it's really amazing. I'm so clean, too bad I can't get all the dirt off of me. I'm so sane, it's driving me crazy. It's so strange, I can't believe it, Feels just like I'm falling for the first time" The guys sang, causing the girls to snicker. Inuyasha took a solo part, since no one else wanted to sing the next part. "Anyone perfect must be lying. Anything easy has its cost. Anyone plain can be lovely, anyone loved can be lost. What if I lost my direction? What if I lost sense of time? What if I nursed this infection? Maybe the worst is behind. It feels just like I'm falling for the first time. It feels just like I'm falling for the first time."
When the song ended, Madoka was faced with a question from Kagome.
"How come you didn't sing along with this one, Madoka? I thought you loved "Falling For The First Time"."
"Yea, I do, Kagome. But my voice is too high, I can't sing this song well."
"Oh"
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It was 8 PM. Madoka had driven for eight hours straight.
"I'm so. sleepy." Madoka said when they had got into a hotel room. She leaned her head against Kei's shoulder and started to fall asleep, but she was awoken by the sound of Sango's hand meeting Miroku's face. "Hey, Sango?" She called out sleepily.
"Huh? Yea, Madoka?" Sango called back.
"Could you wait to kill Miroku. Like until tomorrow? I wanna go to bed. I've been driving for eight hours straight."
"Sorry, Madoka."
"Hey, which one of you is gonna drive tomorrow?" Madoka asked, suddenly awake. "I'm sure as hell not."
"Not me!" Kagome exclaimed
"No way." Kei agreed
"Not I." Miroku said calmly
"I'll do it!" Sango volunteered.
"okay." Everyone else murmured and headed off to bed.
Since Madoka had been driving, she and Kei had called the bed in the hotel room. Kagome and Inuyasha were sleeping on the sofa, and Miroku and Sango were left with a blanket and the floor.
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Heyas all ye people. This was the first chapter of "Road Trip!"!. Hope ya all like it, and please, please, please, please review. It only takes a minute, people. C'mon. It makes me feel like no one reads my fanfics when I don't get any reviews!