Jealousy
Chapter 1: Troublesome Woman
Nara Shikamaru was being his usual, lazy self. Lying on his back on his favorite hill watching the clouds.
'Ah, how I envy the clouds, they're so free.' he thought.
"Shikamaru you butthole!"
'Oh great, just what I need, a troublesome woman.'
This was the voice of none other than Yamanaka Ino.
"Shikamaru, you were supposed to meet me at the Ichiraku Ramen Bar and hour ago! But you decide to lay your freaking' lazy butt down on a hill and go to sleep instead!" she yelled.
"Yeah, I wasn't hungry, is that a problem?" he asked sarcastically.
"AHHH!" she yelled. "I'm pulling your lazy butt off this hill!"
Ino pulls him by his legs down the hill and towards the Ichiraku Ramen bar.
"Hey, wait a minute! What're you doing?!" Shikamaru yelled. "NOOOO!!!!"