We Don't Speak Amicano! :Hangover Parody

by Across-The-Fandom

Arthur, Gilbert, Alfred go to Las Vegas for Antonio's bachelor party. But thing get out of hand and they can't remeber anything and they lose track of Antonio. Now they try to find out what happened and where is Antonio before his big day. Yeah I suck at summary. I don't own Hetalia or Hangover ABANDONED! I keep this up for nostalgic reasons. Your still welcome to read this.

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We Don't Speak Amicano
Hangover Parody

Chapter 1 : Where Are They!?

"WHERE THE HELL IS THAT BASTARD!" yelled Lovino as he stormed down the hall and into his room flowed by his brother and grandfather.

"Don't worry fratello. I'm sure he'll get here in time." Feliciano tried to comfort his brother. It didn't help. Lovino was angry and on the verge of tears. "Non of them are picking up there phones." Lovino sniffed just about ready to give up.

Feliciano and Romulus sat on both side of him. Lovino put his face in his hands and let his tear finally rolling down his face.

"How could he do this t-" he was cut off by his phone ringing. Romulus grad it and look at the caller ID.

"Si! Lovino it's Antonio!"

Lovino shot his head up and snatched the phone from his grandfather, his angry returning ten fold. Don't get him wrong he was happy to see Antonio was alright but for gods sakes it was 5 hours before their wedding and he wasn't there. Nor had he called till now to give a god damn expiation so yeah Lovino had ever right to be pissed.

He answered the phone. "Antonio!" Lovino yelled though the phone. He was about to continue yelling when a voice came through the phone but it wasn't Antonio's.

"Nien it's me Lovino." A man said with a thick German accent.

"Gilbert! Where the fuck are you guys!" Lovino shout pissed it wasn't the stupid Spaniard trying to apologize to him.
"Lovino ... We fuck up." Gilbert stated simply.
"What do mean!? Where's Antonio!?" Worry striking Lovino's voice.
"The bachelor party, things got out of hand and ...we lost Antonio." Gilbert said nervously as if Lovine would strangle him through the phone.

"What do you mean lost him!?" Lovino jumped out off the couch startling Feliciano and Romulus. Lovino didn't even bother holding back his tears. "Where getting married in 5 hours!" Lovino sodded into the phone.

Gilbert cringed when he heard Lovino (he was actually crying)
"Ja ...well ...that's not going to happen." Gilbert said sadly.