Warning: Strong language

Once upon a time, there was a race of elite warriors that served under the galactic overlord Frieza's command, taking planets down for him to sell. They were known, as Saiyans. Human-like creatures with ape-like tails on their back's lower part, using which they could turn into gigantic ape creatures known as the Oozaru, on a night with full moon, destroying their opposition in no time. But their days of prosper were coming close to their end as they were betrayed by the one they served...

"Your highness, I was told you summoned me. What is it that you desire this time my King?" The leader of Squash Crew told the Saiyan King Vegeta as he and his crew members had just returned back to their home planet after another successful mission, awaiting their next one. His name was Galangeo. His face took on a look of agitation, just as it often does, behind his crimson-red scouter. His armor was of a similar color, with golden highlights around the edges of his clothing, cape flowing seamlessly behind his back as if he was constantly levitating above ground. His long, space blue strands of hair all stood on end, pointing forwards, a likely result of what the Saiyans Raditz and Broly's hairstyle would be if fused.

"Lord Frieza asked me to pay him my respects, and by that I mean visit him, so I would like your crew to accompany me there since Bardock and his crew are on a mission far away from here." The Saiyan King told Galangeo firmly, as the young Saiyan nodded before bowing in respect and taking his leave along with the others of his crew. A Saiyan spaceship was awaiting them and King Vegeta outside, and once everyone had boarded it, it headed straight for Frieza's spaceship, which was landed on a nearby Planet. It looked barren of life, the entire planet having a lavender hue to it. Deep, hollow holes adorned the surface as though someone had drilled to the core, taken whatever valuables they could, and left without another thought. Once there, only the King himself was allowed to enter as the rest were told to wait for him outside...

"Grrrr..." Galangeo growled as they were told to wait outside as if they were some lowly dogs. As he stepped back he muttered some curses to those Frieza Soldiers and it was not long after that, that he heard a familiar queer speak to them.

"My, my. Isn't this the crew who accomplishes the missions I give to 'em saiyans? What was it? Squeeze Crew?" Zarbon elegantly uttered as Galangeo turned around irritated by his gayish voice and the faggish rename of his crew.

"It's Squash, you homo. Squash Crew, not squeeze. Squeeze is what you do to Dodoria's butt-cheeks when you are having your gay inter-course. Get it right next time, fucking pansy!" Galangeo told Zarbon as the latter replied as if he was not annoyed one bit by all those insults.

"Oh my, looks like someone has been spying on us! Would you like a threesome one of these days?" Galangeo face became red, was it shame or anger, nobody will ever know, but before he could do anything he heard a Frieza Soldier speak to another through their transmitters.

"Dodoria in Planet sixteen aye, did he kill them all?"

"Aye, all the fucking monk-"

Zarbon bitch-slapped the soldier killing him just like that as his lifeless corpse crashed on the ground, the queer spoke up.
"He was fucking stupid, no one is allowed to speak so loudly with his transmitter on public when Frieza is having a meeting."

Galangeo stood pretty shocked, but after a while he spoke up.

"Planet sixteen? Isn't that where Bardock and his crew are at?"

Zarbon stood silent for a while, trying to think of a way to fix this mess up before they learn too much.

"Ah nooooo, that retard meant to say sixty-nine not sixteen. Stupid little soldier, he deserved death, nobody is going to miss him anyway."

"Hmmmm" Geo thought as he consulted his crew.

"Is it just me or this all thing is a little bit too fishy? First they only let the king in and now this..." Before anybody could say anything, Lord Frieza was heard speaking through another soldier's transmitter, yet another retard had it on public and loud voice.

"The King of the monkeys lies dead on my feet, dispose of the rest of the trash before we proceed with the rest of the Frieza Day's ceremony, which of course involves me blowing the monkeys' planet up."

Zarbon facepalmed as he blew that useless soldier up before telling Galangeo.

"You see, I lied. Dodoria has already taken care of Bardock and his crew, and as for you, I will be the one to dig your graves. Hihihihihi..."

Galangeo looked lost, shocked and startled. Their King was murdered during their watch by the one they served. Such betrayal and failure he had never faced before. He fell on his knees and punched the ground in rage, a tiny crater forming right below, he punched it again and again irritated by his failure. As a few of Frieza's soldiers attacked them he got back up just as they approached, punching two of them using one fist each knocking their heads off as he kicked another in the stomach so hard his right foot pierced straight through him before blowing another up with a mouth-blast.

They just kept coming as Zarbon stood guard in front of the spaceship's door, laughing at the pitiful power levels of the Saiyans knowing they stood no chance against him.

"SQUASH THEM!" Galangeo yelled back to his crew their motto as they all engaged in a battle with the Frieza Soldiers.

A/N: Hi everyone, this is a multi-person story me and my friends worked on and made a while ago so I thought I'd publish and let anyone who'd wanna read or enjoy it have a chance to. It's an AU story with a new, original group where we describe their journey after being one of the last remaining group of Saiyans. Some things from DBZ will definitely make a return later on, and even certain subtle crossovers. It's not going to be the most polished but I'll work on cleaning out some kinks, but otherwise, you'll be seeing some short chapters but I'll have them up quickly. Also, this will focus on different characters POV's from the Squash Crew, all of which are created by different people individually, so expect different styles of writing. As a result, there'll also be rather abrupt pauses at some points where in order to progress the story, someone else must take over. Also, lastly, since every person took control of their respective character, it means some situations are gonna be repeated through the other characters' eyes, so just a heads-up. Anyway, long author's note aside, hope someone finds this amusing.