Eggs
Chapter 1
Yoshi woke up, feeling rather dizzy.
It was a Sunday.
Yes. A Sunday.
The day Yoshi would be playing with his friends and doing fun things.
But he couldn't do much, being ages away from his home.
He was in the Smash Mansion, waiting for the tournaments.
"AUGH!" Mario screamed, backing into Yoshi's room.
"Yoshi? Translated: What?" Yoshi said, pausing.
"There's a giant Goomba out to kill me!" Mario said, exasperated.
"Yoshi yoshi yoshi hup yoshi? Translated: I told you not to eat all those sleeping pills," Yoshi said, drowsily.
"YAAAAH!" Mario screamed jumping onto Yoshi's back.
"Arararararararar!" Yoshi cried.
A giant Goomba stepped into the room.
"Call the police!" Mario cried.
Yoshi, feeling sleepy again, threw Mario into the Goomba's mouth, and went back to bed.
Yoshi woke up again.
The time was 10:00.
The tournaments were about to begin.
"Ararararrara!" Yoshi cried as he tripped down the stairs.
He tumbled into Master Hand, sending him tumbling into Marth, sending him tumble into Roy, and the process continued until everyone had fallen over.
Silence.
Yoshi walked past, whistling guiltily.
"Yoshi? Have you seen Mario?" Master hand said, floating up.
"Yoshi hup yoshi araraarara! Translated: Mario was eaten by a giant Goomba," Yoshi explained.
"Well, we can't start without him!" Master hand said, irritated.
"I say we kill the Goomba!" Samus said.
Everyone else cheered.
"Hey, hey! We can't just all go for random violence!" Master hand said, protestingly.
"DIE!" Link screamed, stabbing Master Hand.
Everyone except for Yoshi and Master Hand ran outside, killing every Goomba they saw.
"Yoshi… I'm, er… dying. Here, have this," Master Hand said, handing Yoshi a box.
"Yoshi yoshi? Translated: What's in it?" Yoshi said, looking at the box.
"Psych!" Master Hand said, jumping up and running as fast as his fingers could take him.
Yoshi opened the box, only to find a Yoshi Egg.
The egg hatched.
"Yoshi…" Yoshi sighed, watching the cute baby Yoshi.
The baby Yoshi jumped up and bit Yoshi's nose, then ran towards the tournament stadium.
"Yoshi hup! Translated: Come back here!" Yoshi said, following the baby's footprints.
Yoshi ran into Master Hand, who was still running away from Yoshi.
"YAAAH!" Master Hand cried, diving out the window.
Yoshi stared down, looking at the angry mob of smashers killing Goombas.