I don't own Inuyasha or whatever. This story is random!

That one day!

AHHHHHH, its a SPIDER!!!! Said Naraku screaming like a girl.

OMG, there is a spider, GET IT! Said Inuyasha standing on a chair.

AHHHH!!!! Miroku screamed like a girl running around the room.

What's wrong, Miroku? Sango asked.

I sobs missed sob my sob make up! Miroku said crying like a lost dog.

Hold on, i'll get Fluffy. Sango said and ran and got Sesshomaru. He was holding his pink fluffy barbie makeup kit.

NOOO, look at like this mess like on like your like face, Miroku! Fluffy said getting makeup out of his kit.

OMG, were is Kagome? Sango asked looking around.

I don't know but get this SPIDER!!!!! Inuyasha said.

Ok,ok, OMG that spider is BIG!!!! And it looks like Kagome, OMG! Sango said.

Hey guys watcha lookin at? Kagome asked once she poped out of the frezzer.

A SPIDER! AND HOW DID YOU GET IN THE FREZZER!!!! Sango said looking at Kagome with fear in her eyes.

What? Kagome asked

The spider just moved by your foot! Sango said in fear.

AHHHHH What do I do?! Kagome running around the room intill-

SPAT

OMG, I killed it!!! Kagome said crying

Hey homie's SHUT UP!! Kikyou said whith gangta clothes on.

Whatever they all said then looked at her with fear.

Yo, watcha looking at it was just some stupid spider. Kikyou said

Yo-u h-ave p-ink k-ill-er DOUNUTS BEHIND YOU!!!! Naraku screamed like a girl.

AHHHHHH, RUN!!!!!! Kikyou yelled in a deep voice like a man.

YAY!! DOUNUTS. Shippo yelled while eating them but stop because he couldn't move his leg.

What the-

INUYASHA! STOP BITTING ON MY LEG! Shippo yelled at hit Inuyasha with a chair.

OW!

Inuyasha I must tell you something. Naraku said bending on one knee.

What is it? Inuyasha said blushing.

From the first time I seen you I knew you had to become my mate, so will you marry me? Naraku asked.

I-I-I can't Inuyasha said crying, holding his knee's to his face.

But why, I thought-

Im sorry I just don't fly that way, I only like dead clay pots. Inuyasha said sobing

Oh, ok, well this call for a song! Kagome said starting to sing.

Hi, my name is Kagome and I will like to sing you a song! Kagome and everyone clapped on Kagome some how appeared on a stage.

CHEER!

la la la la my name is Kagome la la la I have a brother la la la and im in love with a dog la la la la yes la la la the end

CHEER SCREAM/YELL

Thank you! Kagome said walkin of the stage that dissapered.

YEAH TOATS!! Fluffy yelled.

YAY MONKEYS, OH CRAP MONKEYS!!! Miroku yelled and Miroku ran from the blood sucking monkeys that he could only see.

Kagome-Um the auther of this story must have writers block if she's making this story

Me-do not!

Kagome-do too!

Me-do not!

Kagome-do too!

Me- Kagome I wouldn't make me mad if I were you, I can just delete you from my story of worse, muhahahaha!!!!

Kagome-shakes in fear of my evilness

Me- thats what I thought, now back to random crap

Hey lets go bomb people yay and be come smart! Miroku said clapping his hands and jumping up and down while the others watch dancing food go by and they start laughing for no reason.

Hey look we don't have faces any more, the dancing fruits took them! Sango said pointing at the dancing food with there face on it. Then mini man eating dogs pop out of nowhere and start chasing the Inu-gangs fruit faced people then the Inu-gang without the faces start to play with a hot topic bag while singing Evanescence "bring me to life" The guys are singing in a girly voice and the girls in a manly vocie.

Inuyasha-how can you see into my eyes like open doors

Fluffy-leading you down into my core

Miroku-where I've become so numb without a soul my spirit sleeping somewhere cold

Naraku- until you find it there and lead it back home

Sango-(Wake me up)

Inuyasha-Wake me up inside

Kagome-(I can't wake up)

Fluffy-Wake me up inside

Kikyou-(Save me)

Miroku-call my name and save me from the dark

Sango-(Wake me up)

Naraku-bid my blood to run

Kagome-(I can't wake up)

Inuyasha-before I come undone

Kikyou-(Save me)

Fluffy-save me from the nothing I've become

Kagome-THE SPIT MASTER WITH CORN!!!!!

WHAT!!!!!

I LOVE THIS BAG!!!!! Kikyou yelled while passing the bag to Inuyasha.

YEA!!!!! They all said.

Holy shit! dancing chickens!!!! Fluffy said dancing on the stable then everyone started to dance on the stable.

Hey what's that black hole? Kagome asked coming from out the floor with a fork in her hand eatin chicken.

I don't lets go in it. Naraku said and they went in it and never came out, just kinding, they went to get some pop then went to be.