Note: The title is in fact based on Hiccup has XX Male Syndrome (and here's why) by mattjdupree, who is just insanely nice. Though his fic has actual facts in it, mine hardly does.

Disclaimer: I do not own neither test subject nor movie mentioned below.

Hiccup Has OCD (and it's not what you think it is)

In the controlled environments of the Fanfiction website, our team of researcher(we only have one) has been conducting an ongoing observation on test subject Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III. However, this observation has met with alarming results: the test subject has started showing symptoms of OCD (Omitted Consequence Disorder).

What is OCD, you ask? As the name suggests, OCD is an unnatural immunity towards consequences in a person. A victim of OCD will suffer from no consequences whatsoever regardless of what they have done.

For example, our research team has noted that on multiple occasions, test subject Hiccup had insulted or lashed out at other people. Surprisingly, instead of being offended, these people immediately felt bad for offending him in the first place and proceeded to apologise.

As you can see, OCD doesn't only affect the sufferer alone, but the people around them as well. It warps their minds and bends their wills until they become mindless zombie slaves to said sufferer, doomed to forever feel bad for them.

So far, the test subject has been known to have gotten away for being late, insulting people, ruining their reputations, turning them OOC (Out Of Character), and generally being an awful person.

As you may imagine, we were alarmed at this news and have alerted the FBI (Fanfiction Bureau of Investigations). They are now on the trail of test subject Hiccup as his OCD poses a threat to the rest of humanity. The FBI has also enlisted the help of MIB (Masters In Betaing) and FPD (Fanfiction Professionals Department). They have started to patrol the website on a regular basis and are checking every single newly published fanfiction for signs of OCD.

The FBI is assessing the current situation before making their next move. If things take a turn for the worse, drastic measures will be taken to protect those on Fanfiction. All new authors will be rounded up and taken to Fanfiction Concentration Camps and put through strict training and reeducation. The test subject will be apprehended and terminated to minimize the damage caused.

Unfortunately, if test subject Hiccup is terminated, the long-awaited movie will have to be cancelled, for no movie can possibly survive in the wild without a main character. This in turn would lead to mass heartbreak, resulting in a spike in worldwide fangirl deaths and potentially start World War III.

We do not want this to happen. No one deserves a future like this. Therefore, if you have any information concerning test subject Hiccup's OCD, or OCD in general, please contact the FBI, MIB or FPD immediately.

Remember, only you can make a difference.

FBI contact hotline: 1800-345-6752

MIB contact hotline: 1800-696-6969

FPD contact hotline: 1800-CALL-ME-MAYBE