It was a DARK and STORMY day in Soleanna. Shadow the Edgyhog was having a BAD day so he decided he wanted to KILL people.
"I want DEATH!" Cried Shadow.
Pulling out his AK-47, Shadow started KILLING everyone in Soleanna. Men, women and children were SLAUGHTERED in cold BLOOD. The floors turned a DARK red colour as BLOOD poured out of everyone. He looked down at an injured citizen.
"Why..?" Begged the citizen.
"Because EDGY plot device is EDGY!" Shouted Shadow, before shooting the citizen in the face.
Confetti flew out of the citizens now gibbed head. Shadow seemed pleased with his unconventional MURDER spree. He decided to go after the one thing that stood in his way, Sanic the Hodgeheg. Shadow drove his big, BLACK, vibrating, bike. He rode towards Sanic's mansion and fired an RPG fuelled with Chaos energy obviously.
"You fired an RPG!" Cried Omochao, before being decimated by said RPG.
Sanic flew out of the mansion without dying because protagonist.
"Shadow you bastard I was in the middle of a shit!" Shouted Sanic before pulling out a chaos emerald.
"That's mine!" Shadow used his telekinetic abilities to pull the emerald from Sanic's hand.
Shadow held the emerald in his right hand. He held it up high then...
HE THREW IT ON THE GROUND!
Sanic was entranced by Shadow's power to throw things on the ground and became Edgyhogs slave.
De end.
AN: I got bored. Here you go.