One upon time there wes strong man with good guy and woman and did child. That chiold was named Lon becose he beared in London . Lon grew strong and good and liked tea becase he britis. Lon was also army guy with sword and army war rage. One dai, water got rare and evryne socked and paranoid and was feared. Then bikings came and war bergan. Vikings wet too strong and kioled people and Lon hatd them becose they kiled peple. And Lon had fury! Then Lon took army war guys and wared the vikins. The waring was going good but then bad things happned becose Lon aly guys were dieing and Lol had to do something fast. So Lon took a sword and sword moves. And much Vikings dayed and blood everywere. But then not fighter girl was ready fall in pit and Lon had run and save, because Lon liked to touch girls in need. Then Lol touched girl and grl was not fel in pit of deth. But suddenrily lots of anime katana guys came and Lon was now fiting 2 enemys insted of 0. Lon fought with grace and good will and hit bad people anime samurai katana guys. And they dead…BUT NOT ALL OF THEM! So Lom hit them with deth weapons. Much dead but some escapid and wer sweating revenge on Jon! Lon then picked up good dead guyhs and took tem to hospital so they good and strong and niot dead and rotten and feasted on by worms. Litle girl soved by Lon then cam over and told Lon she thankfulll and she was witch. So Lol like anysensilbe person man guy dude took her and burnt here. And Lon was hapy becose he said human people by witchcraft…which UNHOLY!1 Then doctoer came and said Lon "that his best friend is deading" he told to Lon. And Lon sad and unhapy so he ate a snikers and it good. Lon then picked up sword of falen friend guy and told "I kil peopl killed u". And Lon like that rushed itno combat and fight bad Viking army guys. "Die evil vking guys" Lol told. Viking evil guy then told "No, u evil. We jut want watr but u keep killeding peple and making blood on water so can't drink it we"sai Lon. "No, I good night guy who liks tea" said Viking. And then Lon was angry and took a tree and made it fell on Viking people head. Lo n was known for being smart so he some maths and knew vikin g guyws were going to eat after battle, so he poisond wine and food. After long figh battle nights were losing and Lon thought this was bad because he liked night britis people guys and tea. So night guys retreat and nowere to seen.
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