ZaDr (Zim/Dib)
"Hey...Zim," Dib blushed because that's what happens when you talk to your crush, and Zim blushed back.
"Y-Yeah?" Zim was sounding rather OOC for no real reason.
"You aren't in character, Zim. SO I'M NOW IN LOOOVE WITH YOU!" Dib kissed his new lover, and Zim smiled. He was in love, so it was amazing!
"Kiss me more! KISS ME MORE!" So they kissed the night away.
ZaGr (Zim/Gaz)
"We're Jhonen's favorite ship, and I ALSO LOVE YOU!" Zim screeched.
"T-thank you...I'm so helpless right now, and I love you..." Gaz was feeling like she wanted to be sexist towards girls, and her face was made of blushing. IT WAS SEXY. Gaz knew it.
"Come on, then, we're meant to be together," Zim made a noise like a purr, don't judge because HEADCANONS. It made Gaz happy to see him happy.
"O-okay... Let's kiss...and stuff," Gaz whispered seductively.
"No, I want to hug. I just kissed Dib before!" Zim wanted to kiss her, though, so they did that anyway.
ZaGir (Zim/GIR)
"Oh, GIR, I love you," Zim was smiling.
"Me too, Master...I was only bad b-because I loved you!" Zim understood completely, somehow.
"Can we...Marry?" Zim asked, tired of all the previous romance.
"YES, MASTER!" GIR was really happy! They married and has fifty robot-irken babies!
ZaTr (Zim/Tak)
"Have my babies, Tak," Zim said, so ever so very quite much in lurve.
"But how? We're not human! Irkens are cloned, remember?" Tak was confused.
"I don't know, and neither does the author!" Zim was blinded by his love, so he bumped into a wall.
"Zim, that's so hot! I will have your babies!" Tak smiled really wide, so they found some way to have kids, the girls named Zim Jr., and the boys Tak jr.
I'll do four ships each chapter. And no, I don't hate all of these. I'm going to do all the ones I know, including what I ship. And, tell me any you want to see! R&R!