Welcome to animal crossing sci fi theatre for this week I will tell you the story of "the brainwash." So sit back and read.
The brainwash!
JIM: good morning Mr. Gyroid
GYROID: bleep blat
JIM: what a beautiful day!
NARRATOR: and it wasn't just a beautiful day, it was the beautiful day that would change Jim's boring, normal life forever!
CRAZY REDD: so Lyle its time for plan A.
LYLE: what's plan A?
CRAZY REDD: I will brainwash everyone in Laceyville!!!!
LYLE: wonderful plan master.
JIM: hmmmmmmm. Where is everyone?
CRAZY REDD: more energy Lyle HA HA HA!!!!
JIM: oh, hey blathers!
BLATHERS: must destroy Jim. Must destroy Jim!
JIM: what?
BLATHERS: MUST DESTROY JIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JIM: crazy redd!
CRAZY REDD: more…
JIM: why do you give people these gadgets that always make them "must destroy Jim"?
CRAZY REDD: oh I'm sorry, did you want one
JIM: NO DON'T…
(3 hours later)
JIM: MUST DESTROY NOOK!
THE END?
Wonderful story right? But what became of Nook? Will we ever know? We shall one day figure this out but for now have a good weekend!