It was a beautiful day at Safeway! (WTF? Oo) Anyways, the Hero of Time, a.k.a. Link went shopping, but something EVIL happened. sniggers
Link: Hum-dee-dum-dum-dum. Ooo! Squirrel flavored Listerine! picks up bottle and smells it It sure smells like squirrel! puts it in cart what the? Is that Ganondorf restocking Dole Juice?
Ganondorf: "!" Uhh…. No. My name is…. Steve? Yes. My name is Steve, and I can fit a grenade launcher….. IN MY PANTS! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Link: Ok….. Psycho…
Narrator: What Link didn't know was that all his old enemies had gotten together again to form the "D.W.L." (Down with Link) mafia. And the mafia was waiting behind captain Billy Hatcher's Fish Sticks.
Majora: Ok. Now you must remember. Only attack when I say. And Ganondorf will see us attack and help us by chucking coupons for half off on cheerios at Link. shudders Ahh, cheerios…. They are more of my hated enemy than Link. Stupid bee! shakes fist
Agnahim: Uhh… Who are you talking to? And where is Onox at?
Onox: driving an ice cream truck on a little rampage WOO HOO! I'VE BEEN DRINKIN' MILK AND I'M STILL DRUNK! WOOT! THIS STUFF IS CRAZY GO NUTS! hits Kafie and Anju
Anju: YOU FRICK! shakes fist looks at Kafie Darling, you have tier marks on you.
Kafie: Yes…. eyes swell up with tears
Majora: Ok…. NOW!
Link: Cheer or Shoot? Which removes dirt stains better…. Hmm…..
Majora and Agnahim: beats Link with baseball bats
Link: Ahh! Ooo! OWCH! STOP THAT! STOP THAT RIGHT NOW!
George W. Bush: walks up to Agnahim Can Dubaya join your little massacre?
Agnahim: Beat it crap face!
George W. Bush: Nobody loves Dubaya no more…. silently cries then flies away
Majora and Agnahim: quickly run out of store
Link: bloody and beaten on the floor this calls for a hospital….
Speaker: Clean up on Isle 2. And I need a price check on 2 babies. 2 babies.