A/N: Yaaay! New Story! Sorry it's another Holes one, I just have so many ideas! This one was mainly written by me, but my sister helped. Alright, here we go!

Hopelessly Incomplete

Chapter 1

Going to Camp Green Lake

Only he that has travelled the road
knows where the holes are deep.
-Chinese proverb

Eight girls were on their way to camp.

Nothing new there.

Well, except, these were criminal girls headed to a criminal boys camp.

"Do you think we'll like it there?" Wiggles asked, fiddling restlessly with the ends of her hair and wriggling in her seat.

"Gotta be better than Blue River," Inferno mumbled, reading a magazine.

These girls had originally been at Camp Blue River, a camp for criminal girls, until their warden had a cardiac arrest (A/N: That's a heart attack.) and there were no more relatives to take his place. Well, there was one, but he was 3 and not much use at all. So, after some thought, the remaining counsellors decided to send some of the less violent girls to their brother camp, Camp Green Lake. The rest went to jail.

"I honestly don't think we will," Mint groaned, fiddling with her hair, "The only good part is the boys."

The others moaned.

"Boys are scum," Inferno grumbled, "I wish they would die in a hole."

The girls laughed weakly.

"I don't want to go," Gem whispered.

"Why not Gem?" Ice asked, "You're gorgeous. You'll have all the boys at your feet."

"I'm just so nervous. I haven't been around boys for ages, and I might not know what to say," Gem explained.

"I'm with you there Gem," Coco said, "I'll probably end up stuttering or something and make a complete fool out of myself."

"And me," Apple said quietly, "I get so nervous around boys, especially cute ones. I want to go back to Blue River."

Mint ran a hand through her hair.

"Whatever. I think it'll be fun."

Wiggles groaned and clutched her stomach.

"I'm hungry you guys," she whimpered.

"Here, have a chocolate bar," Gem said, reaching behind her and pressing one in Wiggles quivering hand, "It's a bit squished and quite melted, but it's the only food I could find in my bag."

"Thanks," Wiggles whispered.

Shark tugged on the end of her baggy t-shirt.

"Are we there yet?"

Mint hit her over the head.

Gem turned on her iPod which she had smuggled into camp. The bus smelt, and it wasn't just because Ice had started to apply nail polish to her perfect nails. Coco returned to eating gummy bears and playing on her DS. She seemed oblivious to everything that was happening around her.

"Yellow car!"

Mint rubbed the spot where Shark had hit her.

"What the hell Shark?" she yelled, "There was no yellow car! Yellow dirt, yellow bus, yellow spotted lizard, sure, but no yellow car!"

"Sorry," Shark mumbled, "I thought I saw one."

"You guys, look out the window," Ice giggled, twirling her glossy hair around her finger dreamily.

"Wow," Gem mumbled. There were loads of boys out there. All of them were wearing dirty orange jumpsuits, and some of them even had their shirt off, showing their perfectly chiselled muscles.

"Esos chicos son tan lindos!" Coco exclaimed.

The guard suddenly walked up to Wiggles and yanked her off her seat.

"Get offa my bus."

Meanwhile, the boys were wondering who the new arrival was.

"Whoever it is, they won't be in our tent. We're all full up as it is," X-Ray said, rubbing his filthy glasses on his filthy jumpsuit.

Only Zig-Zag noticed the black Volvo that was trailing behind the bus.

"You guys, look!" he cried, "A car!"

Twitch instantly began to twitch insanely. He loved cars, and this one was sure pretty. The car stopped.

A lady with long, dyed red hair and studs in her nose and lip stepped out.

"Boys, please welcome the delinquents of Camp Blue River!" She announced.

"That's the girls camp!" Caveman whispered excitedly to Zero. He nodded rapidly, his afro bouncing up and down.

The lady called out the other tents and eventually got to D-Tent.

"I wonder who we'll be getting," X-Ray said.

"Hollie Cook."

Ice practically floated off of the bus. She had long brown hair which was tied in a side ponytail, and she wore dark sunglasses that covered her eyes. She was slender and wore a white floaty tank top and black jeans, with sandals on her feet. Her skin was quite pale.

"Shannon Jackson."

The girl that stepped off was Apple and she was a tall girl with tanned legs and messy blonde hair. Her eyes were a watery emerald green and they glittered as she surveyed her surroundings. She wore a red checked dress with a sparkly red hairband in her hair. She looked a bit too innocent for Camp Green Lake, even though they knew she probably wasn't.

"Shannon," Armpit commented, "Not bad."

"Belladonna Robertson."

"Belladonna," Magnet muttered, "Of course, there had to be a Belladonna." But when she stepped off of the bus, he couldn't take his eyes off of her.

Coco had shoulder length wavy brown hair with a blue corsage. Her piercing brown eyes seemed to look right through you and she looked Hispanic. She was skinny with curves in all the right places, . Her blue undershirt with a peacock print tank on top fit her figure perfectly, and she wore blue camo capri's. On her feet were black pointy pumps.

"Kayla James."

Squid, as with many others, delighted in this girl. Gem had a model figure and long blonde hair, which was in a side plait with a purple corsage in it. She had a white layered frilly tank top and black velvet shorts on, and purple hightops on her feet. Her eyes were like a pool of blue-ish green, and her lips were glossy and pink. She drifted elegantly in between Coco and Ice.

"Mackenzie Adams."

"That's a weird name," Caveman commented.

Shark skipped off of the bus and looked around with her dark eyes. Her hair was like a pom-pom and brown, pulled back with a black hairband. It bounced as she moved. A shark-tooth necklace hung delicately around her neck. She was very tanned. Her top was baggy and black, with a giant blue fish on it. She wore jean shorts and sneakers. She looked about 14 years old.

"Alison Farr."

Mint was Asian, with shoulder length black hair. Her eyes were dark brown, almost black, and outlined carefully with eyeliner and smoky black eyeshadow. They glinted as she saw the boys. She wore a black sequinned tube top and black jeans with pumps. Her lips were slightly purple and she was very pretty, with a skinny, but still curvy figure. As she walked, the bangles that were lined all the way up of her arm clattered together. She stood next to Coco.

"Emma Thorne."

"See, there's a normal name," Twitch said.

Wiggles stumbled off the bus and fell face-first into the dirt. The boys laughed. She picked herself up, twitching. She had long, straight, almost ginger hair that hung over her tiny frame, and chocolate brown eyes. She wore a long silver tank top and a pink denim miniskirt that was too big for her. On her feet were hightops. She scampered to the end of the line nervously.

"And, finally, Aimee Barker."

The boys started cat-calling, expecting another model girl, but they stopped when they saw Inferno stomp off the bus and glare at the boys with her dark eyes. Her hair was light blonde,messily cut with layers, and streaked with green and pink. She had on a cropped top and ripped black leggings. There was a small tattoo of a snake/tiger/scorpion (The girls had narrowed it down to being one of those, but nobody knew what it really was) on her arm. The slogan on her top was 'Peace dudes'. She had black converse on her feet. She shoved into Armpit as she walked by, making him topple over. The boys laughed again. She glared at them, showed them the finger and sauntered off next to Wiggles, who was jumping from foot to foot. The girls were led over to the office.

A few minutes later the girls emerged, only in orange jumpsuits, pulling along their bags and carrying the clothes that they had taken off.

Wiggles kept tripping over her own feet. The boys laughed and Inferno silenced them with a look. Mr Sir followed, only there was a small purple mark on his cheek. He showed them to DG tent (D tent for girls) and hurried away, but not before shooting a dirty look at Inferno. She returned the look and plonked down on her cot.

"It smells like barf in here," she announced.

"No joke Inferno," Gem said, going over to her cot.

"And the sheets smell like milk!" Wiggles frowned, her nose pressed against the sheets.

"I thought this was a new tent, they could at least afford some decent air," Apple said.

"Darling, this is a criminal camp. They don't care about our air," said Ice, rummaging in her bag. She drew out a small bottle of perfume and sprayed it in the air, making the girls cough.

Just as she was putting it back in her bag, an over-grown child bounded in. He had no hair and a big bushy beard. His nose was slathered in sunscreen and he had kneesocks up to his thighs.

"Hello girlies!" he cried. The girls exchanged a look and mumbled a hello.

"I am Mr. Pendanski, D-tent's counsellor. You already have a counsellor I presume?"

"Kiwi," Ice nodded, not looking up from the magazine she was now scanning.

"Yes, but you will be digging with the other D-tent, the boys D-tent. I assume you know the schedule?"

"Yep," Gem said, peering over Ice's shoulder at the magazine.

"Goodie. See you later." He bounded out of the tent.

"What a dork," Inferno mumbled.

Just when the girls were getting settled, eight boys came into the tent.

"Oh great! They let idiots come in our tents now!" Mint cried, throwing her hands up.

"What do you mean idiots?" a large black boy asked.

"By idiots I think I mean idiots," Mint smirked.

"What you say to me?" the boy threatened, holding up his fists.

"I think she said you are an idiot. I personally agree," Inferno said, standing up and poking the in his stomach. He stumbled back.

"Easy, Aimee," he whimpered.

"It's Inferno and don't you forget it," she walked towards him threateningly. He cowered away. "That's more like it," she said smugly.

Ice walked over to the boys and held out her hand.

"I'm Ice and this is Coco, Apple, Gem, Shark, Mint, Wiggles and Inferno," she smiled.

"Cool. I'm X-Ray and this is Squid, Zero, Caveman, Twitch, Magnet, Zig-Zag and you know Armpit," X-Ray said, gesturing at each of the boys as he said their name.

Wiggles walked up to Twitch. His eye was twitching.

"You got something in your eye?" she asked.

"No. Have you?" he replied.

Wiggles realised her eye was also twitching. She giggled shyly.

"I guess not. Sorry. . um. . . Twitch?"

He nodded and smiled.

"Sounds like someone's in luuurve!" Ice whispered to Gem, who stifled her giggle.

Squid gazed at her, but she just glared at him when she caught him. He glared back, all admiration from before lost.

Suddenly, a loud bell rung.

"What's that?" Apple asked.

"Dinner bell. C'mon,"Armpit replied, gesturing towards the door.

The girls looked at eachother and filed out of the tent.

Squid caught up to X-Ray.

"Well, we didn't get the worst bunch."

A/N: Chapter 1 done! Whooo! Read and review guys!