Disclaimer: I am not Stephenie Meyer. I don't own Wal-Mart either, but if I did I would burn it to the ground.
One: Challenge people to duels with gift wrapping tubes.
Alice and Bella were sitting on the couch watching TV. Alice stared blankly. Why were they watching the weather channel when she already knew the outcome?
It was probably because Bella enjoyed how the lady with the funny accent said "clouds." Over the course of the last hour Bella had consumed three Mountain Dews, seven cookies, and some applesauce. Alice had learned that all of those contained sugar, a substance that made Bella twitch and laugh randomly. She was ready to throw Bella out the window.
Suddenly, Alice popped off the couch. "Bella, we are going to go do something fun!" she commanded.
"OKAY! Where?" Bella twitched a bit more than normal.
"Wal-Mart," Alice's eyes narrowed into slits.
"This is gonna be good," Bella laughed maniacally, and then followed Alice to her Porsche.
"OHMIGODTHISISGONNABEGREAT!!!" The sugar had really kicked in now as Bella literally bounced along next to Alice on their way into Wal-Mart. "OOOH! WHAT'S THAT?"
Alice handed Bella the little sheet of paper she was obviously referring to. She highly doubted Bella could actually read it with the hyperness, and decided to explain.
"It's a list of annoying things to do at Wal-Mart. I've been carrying it around with me for a while, waiting for the opportune moment to use it. I'm assuming you're too hyper to think straight, and I'm bored out of my brain. We go together like Mountain Dew and coffee."
"MOUNTAIN DEEEWWW!!" Bella shrieked. Alice snatched the paper before Bella could "accidentally" tear it to shreds.
Bella "ooh"ed as they walked through the automatic doors. "What's the first thingy on the list?"
"Challenge random customers to duels with gift wrapping tubes." At that moment, Alice spotted a display featuring the only materials that they would need. It was just after the holiday and Wal-Mart apparently thought that putting gift wrap in the front of the store would make people want to buy it more. It didn't.
Alice grabbed two rolls of wrapping paper. What fun was a duel if the other person couldn't defend himself?
Bella carefully selected one with puppies wearing Santa hats. "I love puppies!" she muttered under her breath.
Alice and Bella continued to a more deserted part of the store, the school supplies aisle. They hid at the end of the aisle, waiting for some unsuspecting customer to wander in that general direction
As ordained by prophecy, a man wandered into the aisle, making the mistake of turning his back on Alice and Bella. Alice handed off her other wrapping paper tube to Bella and slowly snuck up on her prey. She raised the tube in the air…
WHONK
"OUCH!" The man shouted. "HOLY CRAP! THAT HURT!"
WHONK
"Bella!" Alice shouted. Bella tossed the other wrapping paper tube to Alice and stood next to her. She offered the second tube to the stunned man. "Defend yourself." The man cautiously grabbed the tube.
"ATAAACK!" Alice warrior-cried.
WHONK
WHONK
WHONKWHONKWHONKWHONK
The man screamed as Alice and Bella beat him to the ground with wrapping paper tubes. Fortunately, there was no blood.
"VANQUISHED!" Alice screamed as he curled up into the fetal position.
"Uhh, ma'am?" Alice whirled around to see a man twice her size staring down at her curiously. "I think I'm going to have to ask you and your friend to leave..."
"Oh. Alright then." Alice said as innocently as possible. Alice dropped the tubes. Bella waved at the man as Alice dragged her out of the store.
"THAT WAS WICKED!" Bella screamed as soon as they were past the doors.
"That was just the beginning..." Alice muttered evilly. As soon as they were out of sight of the store, Alice turned on her heel and started walking back.
Hope you liked! I'll update whenever I get a chance. With school starting up again soon, that might not be for a while, so be patient!
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