Hi I'm 86
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Okay…. That was too short
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Hi I'm 86734512! Classy Barbarian at your service!
What? You don't like my name? It's unique you know! A true original! Don't give me that look! It's not that hard to type! Hey! Fine, I'll give you a hint; look at your number pad. See! It's just all the numbers scrambled! Neat huh?
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So you still don't like it? Fine. Just call me 86 then. That's what everyone calls me. Seriously, why doesn't anyone appreciate my name?
Oh, I'm a Barbarian by the way! (Did I already say that?) You know what that is right? WHAT? YOU DON'T? HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW!
BARBARIANS ARE KINGS OF CHOCOLATES!
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(ehem) Okay, that was a little too carried away. But who doesn't like chocolates? And the cakes! The cakes! THE CAKES! HOW COULD THEY ERASE MY STRAWBERRY CAKES! WHAT'S UP WITH THAT PATCH-SYSTEM THAT THEY DARE DELETE MY CA-
(receives a bonk in the head, 'you'll know soon enough from who')
Wha? Oh, right. Barbarians.
Well, if I gotta narrow it down, it's from being a Warrior (coz we're so cool and awesome and fight like badass and, and….) Then you gotta choose you're weapon. Do you want to go criss-cross cuts and hacks or do you want to just bang it straight to the ground? Let's do that again. Hacks? Or mean Bangs that the floor gets crack? (That's solid ground! You just cracked the ground. In level 14!) Goodbye clean and precise Sword Masters and hello my career Mercenary. Now, to wrap it out with the final shot, or our Third Job to be accurate. It comes down to: want a hammer or an axe? Bang or Thwack? Hmm, hmm?
Sorry, but, maybe I still want to hit. I mean, hit-hit and not just big bang type, you know? So, bye-bye Destroyers and hello Barbarians.
Barbarian, that's me!
I mean, Barbarians are power! Hits-Smack-Punch-Whack-Boom-Boom-BOOM! See! Awesome right? We also get to be free! You don't get it? It's like; feel that power inside of you? Yea, Yea! That one; that tug in your chest. Now hold on to it, build it up. Hold it, hold it, hold it. Then-
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAM!
See? Instant buff. POWER!
Really, it's something I'm proud of too. My Battle Howl boost up people in fire power. (And I mean fire-attack power okay? Not fire-fire coz that's reserved for someone else.) You just gotta be damn proud when getting the front seat of screaming "CHARGE!" right? Okay, that was wrong. But really, I am happy I can help my friends with it. I can give them the power to fight, you know? The power to make them stronger. And to lessen the damage just like Empowering Howl! Highlander also makes them live longer! I'm no (Mama*) Priest, so I can't heal them, I can't help them.
And how useless is that? I'm the eldest for crying out loud!
So be damned, coz I'm making them stronger. And if that isn't enough? Then break this body of mine piece per piece coz there's no way I'm letting you hurt them. Over my dead insubstantial soul in the grey world! Mwahahaha!
(No I don't run like a pansy in the Cyclops! It's not like I leave the party behind by taking full advantage of my dash to get away. Coz the boss isn't scary. Nu-huh. No way!)
Oh, let me introduce you to my first love. No, I mean it, behave yourself! You're about to meet her after all. Quit fidgeting! Just be yourself. Our love story could generally sum up to four words after all.
Love at first sight.
She was just so perfect. That peace, that coolness, that solid sense of self. She made me feel so much at ease, so complete. It's like we were meant to be with each other, carved pieces of the same stone. What would I be without her? Did I even tell you about her curves? She's a knockout man, a knockout! So sometimes we gotta share our blessings, so I want to share her to you. My dear dear-
Axe
Yep. What? That's a proper noun! See the capital? What? Just a weapon?! She my life! My partner! My soul mate! HOW DARE YOU CALL HER JUST A WEAPON WHEN SHE AND I HAVE-
A/N
This is supposed to be an introduction to the characters that I and my party rotate in our accounts. So yes, these are real characters of Dragon Nest that I and my friends reanimate. We've got tons of stories (unsuccessful nest raid, adventures, quests and missions, personal lives) to tell you so this is JUST THE BEGINNING.
The flow was supposed to rotate around 86's biography but in the long run, I'd decided to just introduce his characteristics. The definition should have been obvious to fellow DN players, so generally deemed inessential, but (1) it turned out to be my plot, showing how 86 thinks about it and (2) it's a way of letting non-DN players know who we (or 86) is/are. So any non-DN players there welcome ;)
Yes I'm the eldest. I'm their senpai and truthfully, 86 is the oldest account. I'm ranging his age to around his body structure (20) plus years of playing, (3-4) so he's 25 years old. Age matters in the next few shots we have.
Last note, our Saint is such a Mama bear; 86 can't help but say it.
Reviews are really wanted and appreciated. They help writers improve. It also clarifies questions that you have, so get to understand our family better. Heck an insult is as good as any complement coz is helps us know. Your choice now on who's next: The Seleana's Hellfire or The Saint's Blessings (both are very painful for 86, try being the combo dummy!)