Disclaimer: You won't be laughing when I will devour your soul, Jackie Chan.
"Soon, My Warriors! Midnight draws near!"
Suddenly, terrible pain entered in my back, as though the arms of an awful rat somehow borrowed beneath my very scales.
"What!"
Argh, it's Jackie Chan!
"How many lives to you posesss?!" I growl with great irritation. A blast of my laser heat-beam vision shall be the end of this!
Ah, fresh meat…
Garh, he's quite fast for a little mouse. My armor! He's stolen another one! I turn to chase his fleeing form.
"My Talismans!" I roar with even greater irritation now! He evaded my claws, but my laser heat beam vision shall fix his onion cart!
Suddenly, I feel I'm soaring away from him in a flash of white fire. That Chan! Curse him, he's stolen my dragon!
I'll send him sailing into another dimension!
Hah, I win!