"More Coffee, Please!" Said Lorelei Gilmore to the owner of the diner and best friend, Luke Danes.
"You've had six cups already! I think you're over the limit!" Said Luke.
"Oh, but that's the thing, you only think I'm over the limit! So, you never know, maybe I'm not!" Said Lorelei, making her daughter Rory snort.
"Fine." Said Luke taking her cup.
"Thank you." She said.
"So, the other day I read a great book about mass murderers!" Said Rory happily.
"Ah, yes the mass murderer section, one of my favorites!" Said Lorelei apparently used to these kinds of conversations.
"Right!" Said Rory.
"Here you go." Said Luke giving Lorelei her seventh coffee.
"You know we were just talking about how you could be a mass murderer." Said Lorelei smiling.
"Is that right?" Said Luke.
"Yes it is!" Said Rory.
"Well, you'll be right if JESS doesn't GET TO WORK!" Said Luke, yelling some.
"I feel as if we should go. I wouldn't want to be a witness to a murder." Said Lorelei picking up her purse, "Goodbye!"
"Yeah, bye." Said Luke.
"I have to go!" Rory said checking her watch, and running off.
Lorelei meanwhile went to work.
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"Hello." Said Lorelei.
"Ah, someone called for you." Said Sookie.
"Who?"
"Christopher." Sookie said in an interested tone.
"What are you so excited about? And why did Chris call here?"
"Well, he said he was coming back at Christmas which is in like, two months!"
"Yes, and I don't care, he's a dream murderer!"
"What?"
"Inside joke."
"Oh, well, anyway, he told me that he will be staying in this very hotel!" Said Sookie excitedly.
"Sookie do not be that excited. He will be a customer."
"So? This is a chance to get back together with him!"
"Sookie, I'm over Mr. Pretty-boy, AKA Chris."
"Right, and you'll marry Luke, it's not true slash gonna happen!"
"Sookie, I've had enough! Besides…my mother thinks me and Luke have something…"
"Emily? Emily Gilmore? You are actually going to use that against me?"
"Well…yes…sort of…ish…no, I just am not going to be close to Christopher, okay?"
"Okay!" Said Sookie obviously annoyed.
"Anyway, you know I had no idea that 60 of little boys think that girls are gross! I mean boy do I need a realty check!" Said Lorelei.
"Yes, we both do. I mean people say I need more apples in my apple pie when I think it needs way less!"
"Actually, Sookie that was last weeks news…now they think you use to much…"
"WHAT? ALL I DO IS TRY TO MAKE IT PERFECT! AND NOW…."
"Sookie! Get over it! Now, what do you think, Ocean view or sandy Desert?" Lorelei asked intently.
"Umm…Ocean view! So…"
"Be right back! Phone, you know?"
"Yeah."
"Hello, independence inn, this is Lorelei"
"Hi Lorelei."
"Who is this?"
"Chris."
"Oh…Hi."
"Did you get the phone message?"
"Actually yeah."
"Oh, good."
"Yeah, You're staying at my hotel?"
"Yes."
"Cool."
"Yeah, well I have to go…I just wanted to make sure you got the message."
"Well I did."
"Good…bye."
" Bye."
"That was Chris." Whined Lorelei.
"I KNEW IT!" Sookie Yelled.
"Shut up."