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Captain Gundam
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Duo: So I says to Maybel I says-
*beep beep*
Wufei: *looks down at commband on wrist* Oi! Dr. Tom wants to see
us at his lab. He says its urgent.
Q,T,H: O_o
Duo: To the bat mobile!
Gboys minus D: *roll eyes* Duo.
Trowa: Its a -van- that runs on turnip juice, not a bat mobile.
Quatre: *giggles* Lets go!
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In the van...
Duo: Man I sure could go for some turnip juice right now.. ^_~
Everyone minus D: Duo!
Duo: ^_^
Van: Putt putt putt putt...
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Trowa: *runs into lab, others in close pursuit* Dr. Tom! We came
as fast as we could.
Heero: *grumbles* Although you can only do 20 in a cheap van running
on turnip juice.
Wufei: You go even slower when someone wants to -drink- half the
tank and his koi actually pulls over and lets him.
H,D: O_o
Dr. Tom: Please Trowa, I thought I told you all to call me Hercules.
Gboys: O_O
Quatre: *coughs* umm.. right.
Duo: *whispers to W & H* Did he find our vodka stash behind the main
computer?
Wufei: It -was- starting to pile up..
Trowa: So, *cough* Hercules... Why did you call us down here?
'Hercules': Ahh yes. Someone has been littering on Highway 72. We need
you all to catch this mad man and bring him to justice.
Duo: *grins* This looks like a job for...
Wufei: Duo! Not yet.
Duo: Whups ^_^
Trowa: -.- Lets go!
Quatre: Hey thats -my- line!
Heero: O_x
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Highway 72...
Quatre: Not a beer can in sight.
Heero: I don't even see any McDonal'd wrappers.
Wufei: *looks around with special x-ray vision bynoculars* Wait a minute!
Over there! I see a toothpick!
Gboys: *gasp*
Trowa: Where's the son of a bitch who dropped that?!
Quatre: *shocked* Trowa!
Wufei: Over there! Behind that Oscar Myer hotdog car!
Gboys: O_o
Duo: Can I -now-??
Heero: *rolls eyes* Yes...
Duo: ^_^ This looks like a job for...
Trowa: Earth!
Wufei: Fire!
Quatre: Wind!
Duo: Wa-tah!
T,W,Q,D: *hold out gaudy rings in a circle* When our powers combine...
Heero: *groans*
Duo: Say it!
Heero: I am... CAPTAIN PlANET!
Quatre: Captain Planet, he's our hero! Gonna take polution down to zero!
Do do do do! do da do do-
Trowa: Quatre!
Quatre: Whoops ^_^
Wufei: Charge!
Trowa: *moves hotdog car with an unnescasary mud slide to reveal--*
Gboys: -Britneytron?!-
Brit: Thats Britneytron2000 sweety ^_~
Wufei: O_o
Heero: -.- But its 2001...
Brit: ...
Gboys: ...
Wufei: CHAR-
Duo: Wufei. I think we've done that already.
Wufei: Then -get- her!
Brit: Heh.. I don't think so hon! *2 large-chested blondes emerge from behind
Britneytron* Bimbos go!
Bimbo#1: *lunges at Wufei in skimpy pleather outfit*
Bimbo#2: *tackles Wufei in equally skimpy jean short-shorts and revealing
tube top*
Brit: Fly my bimbos! Fly! Fly! Ahahahahaha
Wufei: *yelps*
Duo: *grins*
Brit: *drops Official Britney Club pin on ground* )
Trowa: *growls* You'll pay for that.
Duo: *soaks Britneytron and bimbos with tsunami*
*skimpy clothes get a bit more skimpier*
Duo: *blushes* Whups ^_^
Wufei: *nose bleeds*
Trowa: *covers Quatre's eyes*
Duo: Maybe someone -else- should give it a shot..
Quatre: *nods*
Duo: Its a dusty day on the battle field as our own Quatre Raberba Winner
steps up to plate.
Trowa: -.-
Quatre: *sicks tornado on bimbos*
Wufei: O_x Nice one Winner *brushes himself off*
Trowa: Shut up Wufei.
Wufei: *smirks*
Brit: Wha the?! Nooooooooooo
Trowa: *creates small quake under Britneytron*
Brit: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! O.O
Duo: Ok guys, no offense, but this is like peeling a potatoe with a spoon.
T,W: *nod*
Quatre: Why would you peel a potatoe? @.@
Heero: *completely ignoring Q's comment* Duo's right. Lets get this bitch.
Duo: *grins* Whata ya gonna use?.. Flame thrower.. ice burge... prune
juice?
Brit: O_o
Quatre: *hobbles off to hotdog car in search of hdogs*
Brit; Hit me baby one more time!
Duo: Ahh God NO!
Brit; She's so lucky... she's a star
Wufei: *cringes*
Trowa: Someone do something!
Duo: Heero! What are you gonna do?!
Heero; *to the tune of Hit Me Baby One More Time* Pump her carcass fulla lead
*pulls out gun and fires repeadedly at Britneytron*
Brit: Nooo-uh! Nooooo- uh uh uh! *gets shot* I'm melting! I'm melting! Oh what a worl..
Wufei: Eeeeeewwwwwwwwwww..
Trowa: I coulda gone without seeing that.
Duo: Knarely. Now lets go.
Wufei: Wait a sec. Weren't we supposed to bring her to jail..?
Trowa: Uhmm..
Heero: Screw it.
Duo: No thanks!
Gboys minus D: Duo -.-
Duo: =P
Quatre: Damn these are good hotdogs.
Trowa: //_O
Quatre: Oh hey guys. ^_^ Where's Britneytron?
Wufei: Lets go.
Quatre: Hey thats-
Gboys: We know, we know. Thats -your- line :P
*OWARI*
Captain Gundam
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Duo: So I says to Maybel I says-
*beep beep*
Wufei: *looks down at commband on wrist* Oi! Dr. Tom wants to see
us at his lab. He says its urgent.
Q,T,H: O_o
Duo: To the bat mobile!
Gboys minus D: *roll eyes* Duo.
Trowa: Its a -van- that runs on turnip juice, not a bat mobile.
Quatre: *giggles* Lets go!
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In the van...
Duo: Man I sure could go for some turnip juice right now.. ^_~
Everyone minus D: Duo!
Duo: ^_^
Van: Putt putt putt putt...
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Trowa: *runs into lab, others in close pursuit* Dr. Tom! We came
as fast as we could.
Heero: *grumbles* Although you can only do 20 in a cheap van running
on turnip juice.
Wufei: You go even slower when someone wants to -drink- half the
tank and his koi actually pulls over and lets him.
H,D: O_o
Dr. Tom: Please Trowa, I thought I told you all to call me Hercules.
Gboys: O_O
Quatre: *coughs* umm.. right.
Duo: *whispers to W & H* Did he find our vodka stash behind the main
computer?
Wufei: It -was- starting to pile up..
Trowa: So, *cough* Hercules... Why did you call us down here?
'Hercules': Ahh yes. Someone has been littering on Highway 72. We need
you all to catch this mad man and bring him to justice.
Duo: *grins* This looks like a job for...
Wufei: Duo! Not yet.
Duo: Whups ^_^
Trowa: -.- Lets go!
Quatre: Hey thats -my- line!
Heero: O_x
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Highway 72...
Quatre: Not a beer can in sight.
Heero: I don't even see any McDonal'd wrappers.
Wufei: *looks around with special x-ray vision bynoculars* Wait a minute!
Over there! I see a toothpick!
Gboys: *gasp*
Trowa: Where's the son of a bitch who dropped that?!
Quatre: *shocked* Trowa!
Wufei: Over there! Behind that Oscar Myer hotdog car!
Gboys: O_o
Duo: Can I -now-??
Heero: *rolls eyes* Yes...
Duo: ^_^ This looks like a job for...
Trowa: Earth!
Wufei: Fire!
Quatre: Wind!
Duo: Wa-tah!
T,W,Q,D: *hold out gaudy rings in a circle* When our powers combine...
Heero: *groans*
Duo: Say it!
Heero: I am... CAPTAIN PlANET!
Quatre: Captain Planet, he's our hero! Gonna take polution down to zero!
Do do do do! do da do do-
Trowa: Quatre!
Quatre: Whoops ^_^
Wufei: Charge!
Trowa: *moves hotdog car with an unnescasary mud slide to reveal--*
Gboys: -Britneytron?!-
Brit: Thats Britneytron2000 sweety ^_~
Wufei: O_o
Heero: -.- But its 2001...
Brit: ...
Gboys: ...
Wufei: CHAR-
Duo: Wufei. I think we've done that already.
Wufei: Then -get- her!
Brit: Heh.. I don't think so hon! *2 large-chested blondes emerge from behind
Britneytron* Bimbos go!
Bimbo#1: *lunges at Wufei in skimpy pleather outfit*
Bimbo#2: *tackles Wufei in equally skimpy jean short-shorts and revealing
tube top*
Brit: Fly my bimbos! Fly! Fly! Ahahahahaha
Wufei: *yelps*
Duo: *grins*
Brit: *drops Official Britney Club pin on ground* )
Trowa: *growls* You'll pay for that.
Duo: *soaks Britneytron and bimbos with tsunami*
*skimpy clothes get a bit more skimpier*
Duo: *blushes* Whups ^_^
Wufei: *nose bleeds*
Trowa: *covers Quatre's eyes*
Duo: Maybe someone -else- should give it a shot..
Quatre: *nods*
Duo: Its a dusty day on the battle field as our own Quatre Raberba Winner
steps up to plate.
Trowa: -.-
Quatre: *sicks tornado on bimbos*
Wufei: O_x Nice one Winner *brushes himself off*
Trowa: Shut up Wufei.
Wufei: *smirks*
Brit: Wha the?! Nooooooooooo
Trowa: *creates small quake under Britneytron*
Brit: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! O.O
Duo: Ok guys, no offense, but this is like peeling a potatoe with a spoon.
T,W: *nod*
Quatre: Why would you peel a potatoe? @.@
Heero: *completely ignoring Q's comment* Duo's right. Lets get this bitch.
Duo: *grins* Whata ya gonna use?.. Flame thrower.. ice burge... prune
juice?
Brit: O_o
Quatre: *hobbles off to hotdog car in search of hdogs*
Brit; Hit me baby one more time!
Duo: Ahh God NO!
Brit; She's so lucky... she's a star
Wufei: *cringes*
Trowa: Someone do something!
Duo: Heero! What are you gonna do?!
Heero; *to the tune of Hit Me Baby One More Time* Pump her carcass fulla lead
*pulls out gun and fires repeadedly at Britneytron*
Brit: Nooo-uh! Nooooo- uh uh uh! *gets shot* I'm melting! I'm melting! Oh what a worl..
Wufei: Eeeeeewwwwwwwwwww..
Trowa: I coulda gone without seeing that.
Duo: Knarely. Now lets go.
Wufei: Wait a sec. Weren't we supposed to bring her to jail..?
Trowa: Uhmm..
Heero: Screw it.
Duo: No thanks!
Gboys minus D: Duo -.-
Duo: =P
Quatre: Damn these are good hotdogs.
Trowa: //_O
Quatre: Oh hey guys. ^_^ Where's Britneytron?
Wufei: Lets go.
Quatre: Hey thats-
Gboys: We know, we know. Thats -your- line :P
*OWARI*