Welcome to Burger King

Zim: Welcome to Burger King how my I help you?

Customer: ...

Zim: Hello? Mam?

Customer: IM A GUY!

Zim: *Hits counter out of shock* Sorry Sir, How may I help you?

Customer: ... I dont know

Zim: Sir theres other cars behind you *says under breath* filthy earth skum

Customer: Whats wrong with your skin?

Zim:.. what?..

Customer: Why is your skin green?

Zim: Sir how can you see me!

Customer: I can see you though a window!

Zim: 0.o ITS A SKIN CONDITION! ... *deep breath*...Sir how can I HELP YOU?

Customer: oh?, ummmm I guess, 3 Big macs, two orders of large fries and a diet soda ... im trying to watch my figure...NOW!

Zim: ok...WE NEED 3 MACS, TWO LARGE FRIES AND A DIET SODA!

Other person- WHAT KIND?

ZIm: what kind of soda? Sir

Cutomer: do you have Root beer?

Zim: no..

Cutomer: Then a Root Beer

Zim: we dont have ROOT BEER!

Cutomer: DONT YELL AT ME! I WILL END YOU! AND YOU SAID YOU DID!

Zim: WHAT? AND NO I DIDENT!

Cutomer: *Drives away*

Zim: NEVER MIND THE PERSON DOESNT WANT THE ORDER

Other Person: K, CAN YOU GET THE REGISTER?

Zim: YA! *whipers to self* eh I cant wait to get away from this eh filthy place! *walks over to register*

Zim: Hi Sir how may I help you

Customer: 3 Big macs, two orders of large fries and a diet soda ... im trying to watch my figure *blushes*...NOW !

Zim: you!...*deep breath* what kind of soda do you want?

Customer: ROOT BEER!

Zim: *slams fist on counter* WE DONT HAVE ROOT BEER!

Customer: :( fine then I guess I will have cola

Zim: what kinda cola *quickly puts hands over mouth*

Customer: poop..

Zim: uhh... ok, I NEED 3 BIG MACS,2 LARGE FRIES AND A DIET POOP!

Other Person: K... 3 MINS!

Customer:...*waits*

*3 MINS LATER!*

ZiM: Hear you go Sir *hands customer bag*

Cutomer: thanks *gives zim the money and walks away*

Zim: *gets on counter* ZIM HAS WON!