Title: (Volume 4)
Series: The Tonight Show Starring Brodie Bruce
Fandom: Kevin Smith/View Askewniverse
Author: Orangeblossom (formerly Lagamorph)
Email: rice_al@yahoo.com
Rating: PG
Summary: Tonight's guest: Justice , Justice, International-Jewel-Thief-Turned-Jewelry-Store-
Owner.
Archiving: Ask first, Please
Chapters: 1
Status: Complete
Year Completed: March 2001
Disclaimer: I'm lucky to even live in the same world as Kevin Smith, I sure as hell don't own
any of it.
Notes, Dedications & Thanks: It was Indy's idea to have Jussy, but this is for Petra, because
its due to these stupid fics that I got to know such an incredible awesome person.
The following is a partial transcript of The Tonight Show
*FADE IN FROM COMMERCIAL*
Brodie: (seated at desk) ...and so I told the guy he was nuts, no one would want to watch
a movie about a bunch of kids hanging out in a MALL, and he said...(looks up) Oh, we're
back! Right... (shuffles papers on his desk) Anyway, our next guest is a convicted jewel
thief who turned around and opened a successful chain of high-end Jewelry stores. Now
that's what I call a career opportunity! Anyway, ladies and gentlemen, Justice!
(Camera cuts to door; Justice enters smiling and waving. She sits blithely down on the
guest couch)
Justice: Hi Brodie! Glad to be here!
Brodie: Nice to meet you. So, you were an international jewel thief?
Justice: Yeah, and pretty successful for a while. But really, I couldn't take the cattiness
of the other girls.
Brodie: So you turned them in?
Justice: (grinning widely) Pretty much!
Brodie: Damn, that's kind of cold, isn't it? I mean, they were your friends, right?
Justice: (shrugs) I guess. It got old. And they were pissed because I was seeing a guy.
Brodie: Because you were seeing a guy?
Justice: Yeah, they wanted him to steal a monkey so we could set him up as a patsy for
the C.L.I.T. and then we'd be away free and clear, but they didn't count on him being
such a sweetie, and hell if I'm going to let three nasty *BEEP*-s like them stand between
me and my man!
Brodie: Um...I see...so, you were in prison for the last few years, right?
Justice: Yup.
Brodie: A women's prison, right?
Justice: Of course!
Brodie: (casts a knowing look at the camera) Did you make lots of friends there?
Justice: (smiling) A few, yeah. But I got tired of being around girls all the time. I mean,
I got enough of *that* back when I was still stealing!
Brodie: (raises his eyebrows) Oh *really*?
Justice: (shrugs) Pretty much. Anyway, once I got out of prison I wanted my own
business, and it made sense to go into the jewelry business, you know, since I knew so
much about them already?
Brodie: And that's when you opened BBKF Jewels?
Justice: Yup!
Brodie: I've been wondering, what the *BEEP* does that mean, is it short for something
or what?
Justice: Its an acronym for Boo-Boo Kitty *BEEP*
Brodie: (looks at her as if she's insane)
Justice: What?
Brodie: I don't want to know, I really don't.
(awkward silence)
Justice: But I donate a third of all my profits to stop animal testing.
Brodie: That's like your cause or whatever?
Justice: Yeah. I like monkeys.
Brodie: (begins to speak but thinks better of it) Well, thanks for being here tonight. (to
camera) Ok, don't go anywhere, we've got that FBI agent guy who got shot in the
*BEEP* coming up, and that weird Indie-film director guy is gonna stop by and do his
roadside attractions schtick. (shrugs) Stay tuned!
*FADE TO COMMERCIAL*
Series: The Tonight Show Starring Brodie Bruce
Fandom: Kevin Smith/View Askewniverse
Author: Orangeblossom (formerly Lagamorph)
Email: rice_al@yahoo.com
Rating: PG
Summary: Tonight's guest: Justice , Justice, International-Jewel-Thief-Turned-Jewelry-Store-
Owner.
Archiving: Ask first, Please
Chapters: 1
Status: Complete
Year Completed: March 2001
Disclaimer: I'm lucky to even live in the same world as Kevin Smith, I sure as hell don't own
any of it.
Notes, Dedications & Thanks: It was Indy's idea to have Jussy, but this is for Petra, because
its due to these stupid fics that I got to know such an incredible awesome person.
The following is a partial transcript of The Tonight Show
*FADE IN FROM COMMERCIAL*
Brodie: (seated at desk) ...and so I told the guy he was nuts, no one would want to watch
a movie about a bunch of kids hanging out in a MALL, and he said...(looks up) Oh, we're
back! Right... (shuffles papers on his desk) Anyway, our next guest is a convicted jewel
thief who turned around and opened a successful chain of high-end Jewelry stores. Now
that's what I call a career opportunity! Anyway, ladies and gentlemen, Justice!
(Camera cuts to door; Justice enters smiling and waving. She sits blithely down on the
guest couch)
Justice: Hi Brodie! Glad to be here!
Brodie: Nice to meet you. So, you were an international jewel thief?
Justice: Yeah, and pretty successful for a while. But really, I couldn't take the cattiness
of the other girls.
Brodie: So you turned them in?
Justice: (grinning widely) Pretty much!
Brodie: Damn, that's kind of cold, isn't it? I mean, they were your friends, right?
Justice: (shrugs) I guess. It got old. And they were pissed because I was seeing a guy.
Brodie: Because you were seeing a guy?
Justice: Yeah, they wanted him to steal a monkey so we could set him up as a patsy for
the C.L.I.T. and then we'd be away free and clear, but they didn't count on him being
such a sweetie, and hell if I'm going to let three nasty *BEEP*-s like them stand between
me and my man!
Brodie: Um...I see...so, you were in prison for the last few years, right?
Justice: Yup.
Brodie: A women's prison, right?
Justice: Of course!
Brodie: (casts a knowing look at the camera) Did you make lots of friends there?
Justice: (smiling) A few, yeah. But I got tired of being around girls all the time. I mean,
I got enough of *that* back when I was still stealing!
Brodie: (raises his eyebrows) Oh *really*?
Justice: (shrugs) Pretty much. Anyway, once I got out of prison I wanted my own
business, and it made sense to go into the jewelry business, you know, since I knew so
much about them already?
Brodie: And that's when you opened BBKF Jewels?
Justice: Yup!
Brodie: I've been wondering, what the *BEEP* does that mean, is it short for something
or what?
Justice: Its an acronym for Boo-Boo Kitty *BEEP*
Brodie: (looks at her as if she's insane)
Justice: What?
Brodie: I don't want to know, I really don't.
(awkward silence)
Justice: But I donate a third of all my profits to stop animal testing.
Brodie: That's like your cause or whatever?
Justice: Yeah. I like monkeys.
Brodie: (begins to speak but thinks better of it) Well, thanks for being here tonight. (to
camera) Ok, don't go anywhere, we've got that FBI agent guy who got shot in the
*BEEP* coming up, and that weird Indie-film director guy is gonna stop by and do his
roadside attractions schtick. (shrugs) Stay tuned!
*FADE TO COMMERCIAL*