My life in equestria

i was in twilights house minwile twilight, spick and rainbowdash were talking about the giga_blue comet

-twilight: oh boy oh boy i cant wait the pass of the grate blue comet

-rainbowdash: mmmmm i wonder how fast is that comet mabey i will win me vs. the blue comet.

-me: oh God rainbow a small comet travels at 60000 km per second but this big comet travels. ...,,,,®®©©©®®««««®»®®®:-C©»«©©

How much kg has this comet?

Twilight:it is 300,000 km my dear

Me:ok so lets multiple 300,000 x 9.8 its about 2,940,000 km per hour you'll never win

Spick:oh rainbow you just got mathed ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Me:Hahahah

Rainbow:oh ok fine

===========The next day==========

===========12hours remain========

we were outside to see the comet pass

Twilight :oh oh girls the comet is here

All the known main ponys: oh wow. Shhhhhh

Oh God

Twilight:mmmmm xana? (in a worried form)

me:yes?

Twilight: is a giga blue comet is spouse to be metallic titanium?

me: no it can't be why?

twilight:because this comet is metallic AND ITS FALLING STRAIGHT TO US!

me:WHAT!

THE 1 1/2 mile long comet was falling to crashland in the forest

Seconds later the comet crashes and a huge impact wave hit ponyville with so much power that all the windows an earth Brock in pieces

Flutter shy :oh God the comet crashed but there were no explosion rage

Me:strange

We ran to the crashsite when all the vapor cut off the giga comet was a C.I.S battle cruiser

Me: noooo how did this happened

Rarity:xana are you hiding something?

me:Yes i am look i am not a iordinary human i am a appliant kind of like a android and i am leader of this team the CIS

Pinki pie :what those the. CIS stands for?

me:Confedederacy of Independent Systems and this is one of the many battle cruisers i command

and lookes like this one crashed down sadly

rainbow dash : but that means there's no iga blue comic (sadly)

me : there is blue comet but I don't know when

(interrupting)

Radio (static):code red help help xana do you copy I repeat do you copy (static).

Me: hello what is happening over?

Assassin droid : a heavy ½ mile long blue magnetic field object is approaching in crash-rout to the ship its distorting the life support system and shield generator and radio (mega static)

Twilight : blue magnetic comet mmmmmm the giga blue comet has magnetic field?

All ponys: I don't know (mumbles)

Me: well it must have something

Hey still their

Radio: yes looks like the comet got descornated so its going to planet in somewhere to crash land

Me : scan the material of the comet if you can.

Droid: ok (computer) scaning object

Object scanned un small peace of mix of metal nether core and falletium

Me: what

-2 HOURS LATER-

The comet comes to sight and passes near to ground making a beautiful image

Twilight:wow its beautiful

Fluttershy and me: it is (fluttershy) but why the magnet field?

Me:who knows

THE END