Title: Hao and 00 me?

Warning: Craziness like always :P and other characters... and maybe a little ooc?

Summary: Like it says! Hao and me 00 don't mix!

Disclaimer: ((Hugs Hao tightly)) But I wanna ooooooown youuuuuuuuuuuuu!

Hao: TO BAD NOW LET ME GO AND SAY THE DAMN DISCLAIMER!

T.T I don't own Shaman King...

Nani-what

Ne-Hey

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'Hao-sama!' Opachu yelled and tugged Hao's arm. 'Nani?' Hao asked looking down. 'Hao-sama! You said you were gonna go to the river today!' Opachu said sulking. '0.0 me and the river!' he shouted. 'Hao-sama!' Hao cowered away. 'Fine!' he muttered walking away leaving a satisfied Opachu behind.

'Why the Hell am I supposed to go there anyway.. oh Hell...' Hao smiled. 'I like Hell, much fire! Eeeeeh... anyway why The Hell... Hell... CRAP I'M DOING IT AGAIN! WHY THE HECK AM I GOING TO THE RIVER?' Hao shouted annoyed. 'For me!' Authoress popped up out of nowhere. '0.0 how did you came here?' he asked.

'THE POWER OF THE FANTASY! MWUAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH!' Hao nodded slowly. 'Riiiiiiight... okay...' he said soft staring at the Authoress. All of a sudden another girl landed on him who looked exactly like the first girl but then with black hair and red eyes. '0.0 and you are?' he asked getting very confused.

'Oh hi people call me Evil Sammie but you may call me Mistress .' Evil Sammie said with a big grin. '0.0 o-kaaaaay...' he said backing away from the two girls. 'Hey... HOW DID YOU CAME IN THE STORY I HAVEN'T BROUGHT YOU HERE!' Sammie said pointing a finger at Evil Sammie dangerous. 'Yeah I know but anyway because I am YOU... badly enough for me -.-;;; I came too.' Evil Sammie said snickering.

'And may I know why you two came here?' Hao asked sweatdropping. 'I already said it the power of the fantasy!' Sammie said and started to laugh wicked. 'Hey that's my job!' Evil Sammie cried out. '0.0 Uhhh I do that a lot... WHAT THE HELL... Hell... FUCK I'M DOING IT AGAIN! WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU TWO HERE FOR!' he yelled. They both looked at him smiling, although with Evil Sammie it was more a wicked one.

'For you!' they both said. '0.0 o-kaaaaaaaaaaaaay... WHAT THE H—WHAT THE HECK DO YOU WANT OF ME!' he screamed. 'Your love! Mwuahahahahaha!' Sammie said. '0.0 Oh my God...' he said backing away even more. Evil Sammie looked at Sammie sweatdropping. 'Nah we came here to screw up this story, you see she had a whole other story in her mind but she is to lazy to write—sorry type it down. So she decided to come here and screw it all up, goodie!' Evil Sammie said smiling.

Sammie smirked. 'Yeah! Don't worry Hao-kun, I am gonna write a good story about you.' She said nodding. Hao stared at them blankly. Evil Sammie snickered soft and elbowed Sammie. 'This is getting nowhere, you startled him!' she sneered. 'Wha.. me? You were the one landing on him!' Sammie shouted. 'You were the one deciding to come here, ne?' Evil Sammie said smart.

'...' it remained silent. 'Well... i'll... be off then...' Hao said while sneaking away sweatdropping. 'Yeah now you've got nothing to say anymore hah?' Evil Sammie said mocking. 'Oh yeah we'll see about that misses Red!' Sammie shouted. 'DON'T MOCK THE EYES!' Evil Sammie screamed.

'Hao-sama! Your back quick?' Opachu said. 'Eeeh.. yeah...' Hao said still sweatdropping. 'Shall I get some water then?' Opachu asked. 'NO! NO DON'T GO THERE!' Hao yelled with wide eyes. 'Eeeeh... okay?' Opachu said confused. 'Good…' Hao calmed down and sighed. 'So... i'm gonna head off to town... See you later Opachu.' Hao said summoning his Spirit and jumping on it. 'See you later Hao-sama!' Opachu said while Hao flew off.

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Me: I know this was pointless! But I liked it! ((Big grin))

Evil me: Eeeeeeeeeeehhhhh... We were planning on making a nice story... but then she screwed up! ((Points at me))

Me: I know! ((Bigger grin))

Arwen: YOU TWO ARE IDIOTS!

Evil me&me: We know! Anyway...

Evil me: If you scroll down, and if you don't you'll die! Mwuahahahah!

Me: Eeeh... you'll see a sad sight a button with in it submit review... which no-one probaly did... because it was pointless anyway... be so nice to do it anway? ((Puppydogeyes))

Evil me: We promise to give you a great story if you do!

Me: Yeah! ((Nods))

Evil me: So R&R!