{Open, black screen}

{Start nature sound effects}

{Cue Castle screen}

{Fade to black}

{Frog chirps heard in distance}

{ Cue Animals gathering around Pride Pot}

{Sunrise on garden weed (420), in time with opening chant to The Circle of Life}

{Various shots of animals raising their heads at the sunrise: slugs, rabbits, a rat, dildo, butterflies...}

{Flappy Bird bows to Grumpy Cat, who smiles and nods at him}

{ Appearance of IKEA Monkey, the monkey. He passes between ranks of animals, who bow to him; he then climbs Pride Pot to where Grumpy Cat is standing.}

{IKEA monkey and Toad embrace in a sensual manner before IKEA monkey picks up toad}

{Ikea monkey hold frog over the ledge of pride pot as the animals cheer hoping for a new demonic sacrifice}

{IKEA monkey shakes his head and throws Toad back to animals cry in you can tell they worship the dark lord...Voldemort}

{IKEA Monkey tears Toad from the hands of his beloved Frog and hangs him over the ledge once again}

{The animals turn around and look at pride pot with joy}

{Grumpy Cat and Flappy Bird look at IKEA Monkey}

{Grumpy Cat nods his like some sort of signal.A signal for what though?}

{IKEA Monkey screeches and drops Toad down the pot}

{Toad fell I top of something}

{A loud crack echoed around Pride Pot}

{Under Toad was something looked around and saw it.}

{He had killed a snail}

{Toad looked and in his hands were _}

Dildos

{Tons of Dildos!He looked above him and in front of him was _}

Dick

{Toad cried out in shock at the dick in front of belonged to _}

Frog

{"You must become a king now Toad."Frog then _}

Inched Forward

{He could see Frogs dick."You have a small dick there ya bitch."Toad then _}

Grinned Evily .

{Frog looked into Toads grabbed Toads cheek with long whispered _ into Toad's ear.}

Fiercely

{Toad could feel specks of siliva enter his (Toads have ear holes?) ear."Your a whorrreeeee" Whispered Frog}

{Toad said _}

" You've Got This All Wrong Frog . I'm YOUR Whore " As He Grinned , Looking Deeply Into Frog's Eyes

{"Toad looked at Frogs glistening member then looked then _}

Leaned Down , And Whispered " Do As You Please With It " Frog's Warm Breath Made Chills Run Down Toads Skin . A Soft Blush Started To Seep In.

{Toad grasped Frogs ran his fingers up and down frogs length trying to find a rhythm that would please his kind.}

{Frog bitched slapped Toad."Why the fuck did you give me a handjob in front of the whole kingdom."Toad then _}

Kept The Rhythm Going And Frog Muttered Out " No , Stop This At Once ! "

" You've Got This All Wrong Frog . I'm YOUR Whore " As He Grinned , Looking Deeply Into Frog's Eyes

"Toad looked at Frogs glistening member then looked then _}

Leaned Down , And Whispered " Do As You Please With It " Frog's Warm Breath Made Chills Run Down Toads Skin . A Soft Blush Started To Steep In .

{Toad grasped Frogs ran his fingers up and down frogs length trying to find a rhythm that would please his kind.}

{Frog bitched slapped Toad."Why the fuck did you give me a handjob in front of the whole kingdom."Toad then _

Kept The Rhythm Going And Frog Muttered Out " No , Stop This At Once ! "

{Frog decided that he likes being continued giving a handjob then _}

Realized , Frog's Member Had Grown Longer And Thicker . Frog Groaned Out And Managed To Mutter Out " Not So Small Of A Dick Eh ?"

{Toad chuckled at this comment."Aw you think your big."Toad leaned in and _}

{Toad looked into Frog's gorgeous hazel like melted but holding a gray sadness."Your a disgrace."Toad said as he stood animals parted and made a clear path for him}

{All of a sudden the animals made a sat animals parted once again and there was grinned."I knew you would come back."Toad walked up to Frog and stroked his cheek."Oh Frog,if only that was true.}

{Frog could feel something cold press against his temple."Don't do this"Frog curled his finger around the trigger.A bang was heard.}