"Day!"

"Day over here!"

"Day, what are you going to do next now that the two of you have broken up?!"

"Day, any future plans?"

Honestly all that makes me want to do is ram rusty nails in my ear! Why did I want to be famous in the first place? The fans are psycho, the hours are long and the paparazzi is the worst thing on the planet! Every glossy page I've ever turned through when I was young makes me want to vomit now.

So and so gained weight! This person is in an affair! Their marriage lasted only two months! Diet diet diet! Look who adopted a another baby! Sex tips 101!

Since when did this all become news worthy? I never thought something so important to me while I was younger would turn into trash, or the disgusting realization my youth dreams and aspirations has always been trash. I've become aware of the torment celebrities go through now, day by day it makes me sicker and sicker. I want to pull my hair out! However that would be very bad for my career, besides I can see the front page now!

THE WORLD FAMOUS ADROGENOUS MODEL, DAY, PULLS OUT EVER POPULAR HAIR DUE TO STUPIDITY! Read more on page 5!

The worst part is who would be the one to get the scoop...

Sasori Akasuna.

The bane of my existence, the traveling trash with a camera who follows me everywhere. He really does make me sick. A snap of the camera of me eating a snack and that's front page material. A snap of me walking without my ex boyfriend...front page material! A snap of me with messy hair..you got it.. Front page material!

And it's all Akasunas' fault!

At least that's what seems cause honestly, everywhere I go? He goes. Every time there ends up a picture of me. I know he takes pictures of other celebrities. Or really at least he used to yeah, it seems the minute I got a little spotlight, bam he's been there. It makes me sad here too since if it weren't for him, I probably wouldn't be as famous...but at the same time I wouldn't be scrutinized for everything I do! I wouldn't have a a great hatred for the glossy pages I've always loved!

Sasori Akasuna.

It makes me sick that I have a crush on scum like you.


uh yeah. starting a new fic. I had a selection of half started fics to pick from and I chose this one cause...idk why, I just did. Rating is M for a reason - for future chapters for the wink wink nudge nudge. DLDR.

Party on losers.