Pokemon the Real Story: Kanto Mishaps

by Bluntz

Introducing the main characters Jet and Kat. Jet is a 13 year old boy who went to jail for crimes he never committed and now that he's on parole, he's on a mission to go to hell and back to find out who framed him. With the help of his new friend Kat, they will go through all sorts of misadventures that ultimately has a criminal organization out to kill them. Will they survive?

1. Chapter 1

Pokémon: The Real Story

Kanto Mishaps

By: Ryan Rogers

All rights reserved to their respective owners including my own characters.

Chapter 1

Tales of a Prisoner

(Introduction)

"Prisoner number 105756634 Warden wants to see you!" Lieutenant Zeek shouted. "Sir, he's still in isolation after the incident last month" one of the guards responded. "Damn it…how long until he's released?" Zeek asked. "In another three days, sir." said the guard. "Just what I need today!" said Zeek walking away. He walked out of the mess hall where all the other juveniles were eating and started radioing the warden. "That's not good lieutenant, I have the higher-ups here wanting to see him." said the very irritated warden. "Sir, why not have them just go to his cell?" Zeek asked. "Because I won't risk a chance for him to escape again." said the warden. "Not that I'm questioning you sir, but I don't think he's going anywhere…especially with the insane amount of security on him." said Zeek.

After a few seconds of silence the warden finally gave the ok. "But keep in mind lieutenant, if he does escape again, it will be your job and your ass…I'm sending them now" ordered the warden. "10-4," obliged Zeek.

He waited for a few minutes before an old man and a young girl walked up to him. The old man had on a white lab coat with tan pants and a serious look in his eye. The girl had on a black jacket that was zipped up to her chest showing off her cleavage with hair so black going past her shoulders wearing black pants. "We're here to see the prisoner." said the old man. The lieutenant was confused at first, but once he saw the badges from the both of them he knew what he had to do. He introduced himself and walked them down a hall to a door that said "Isolation" at the top. "Before we continue, please keep to the center of the room at all times." said the lieutenant. Both nodded in agreement and continued with him down the corridor where the tension rose. Though you couldn't see anyone, you could hear their cries for help.

"So is he in one of these cells?" the girl asked. "No, he hasn't been to one of these in a long time." said the lieutenant. "So where are we going?" the old man asked. "We are going to a special cell made specifically for him." said Zeek. They continued down the corridor until they reached a hall with a vault at the end.

At the vault, the lieutenant did an eye scan for each eye, a palm scan for each hand, two thumb scans, a seven digit combination, three different key-card swipes, and a voice recognized password. The locks popped out of the sockets and opened a ten inch thick steel door to yet another hallway. "That's a pretty big door." said the girl. "It's made of titanium." said Zeek. "Why so much security?" asked the girl. "How much do you know?" the lieutenant asked. "I was told we were going to a juvenile detention center, but I didn't think it would be as bad as a prison considering were on an island." she said.

"Well this guy you guys are here to see has a reputation in this place as the worst person out there." said the lieutenant. "So what's his story than?" she asked. "He was arrested a while back for a lot of things, including withholding information on Team Rocket, assault, battery, evading police, escaping police custody, escaping from jail, and murder, though no one can prove he killed anyone and since he's been here, he keeps saying that he doesn't know anything about Team Rocket." said the lieutenant. "So wait, if no one can prove he killed anyone, why was he convicted?" asked Kat. "You're asking the wrong person young lady." said Zeek.

They reached the end of the hallway to a door that only opens when you're buzzed through by a guard behind a glass window. "The glass window is grenade proof." said Zeek. "Why a grenade proof window?" the old man asked. "A year ago he shot a mortar at a bullet proof window, which we originally had, to escape." said the lieutenant. "How did he get that in here?" the girl asked. "Who knows, one thing's for sure after that stunt we had to make renovations to this next room so he couldn't do it again." the lieutenant said. As the doors opened they heard a howling sound coming from the other side.

"Arcanine!?" the girl asked. "Seven of them to be exact plus five Dugtrio." said the lieutenant. "Why so many?" asked the old man. "Because each has been trained to sniff any explosive chemical compound." said the lieutenant. "It must be expensive feeding all of those Pokémon." said the girl. "It really is, but we get a check from the government to keep these guys nice and fed." said the lieutenant.

The Arcanine sat on rocks and watched as they were sniffing the air making sure no one had anything explosive. While on the ground the Dugtrio started to poke their heads from the ground. "So if you have Arcanine which individually can run up a mountain in a mere thirty seconds, why do you have Dugtrio?" asked the girl. "Now that is a good question, the Arcanine aren't always ready to go when he tries to break out so the Dugtrio's job is to trip him up long enough until they catch him using earthquakes." said the lieutenant.

They got to the other end of the yard to a doorway where at the end of the room was a cell with a window and no door. Behind that was a boy not only in a strait jacket but also bounded by arm restraints, leg restraints, a neck restraint, and an abdominal restraint. "Grenade proof window, seven different restraints, and a tiny hole for breathing in the ceiling made of concrete at least two feet thick." said the lieutenant. "So where's the door?" the old man asked. "Welded shut." The lieutenant said. "Can he hear us now?" the girl asked. "Yeah he can hear us." said Zeek.

He took out his nightstick and began banging on the window. "Wake up prisoner, you have visitors!" the lieutenant yelled. "Kiss my ass Zeek, or better yet eat out my ass-hole and make sure you clean it nice and good." the boy said looking up at the lieutenant. "One day I'm going to tear that disrespectful tongue right out of your mouth." said Zeek as he punched the window.

"Lieutenant Zeek I think it would be best if you gave us some time alone with him." said the old man. "I'm afraid I can't do that sir." said the lieutenant. "Oh I think you can because if you don't, I'll see to it you never get a job even as a mall cop." said the old man. After a few minutes of contemplating, the lieutenant told them as he was leaving that he would be outside. Nodding in agreement, the old man turned to the boy restrained in chains.

When the door closed the old man walked to one side of the room only to drag a couple of chairs that were there to the window. "Hello young man…how are you today?" asked the old man. "Well I feel like I'm in some S&M video with all these chains and a strait jacket on, but other than that not so good…I've been like this for a month." said the boy. "Sorry, old habit of mine to ask." said the old man. "It wasn't like you can make the situation any better." said the boy. "Actually quite the contrary, you see I'm here today to make a deal with you." said the old man.

The boy looked at him for a second then at the girl then back to him again. "What kind of deal?" the boy asked suspiciously. "One that grants you your freedom back." said the old man. "And in return, what do I have to do?" asked the boy. "Before we discuss that let us introduce ourselves, I am Professor Oak…what's your name?" said Professor Oak. "Oh man now I know this deal won't happen." said the boy. "Why do you say that?" asked the girl. "Because many doctors came here trying to get information from me and every time I always tell them how much I really don't know anything." The boy said.

"Oh we believe you." said Professor Oak. "Yeah right." The boy said sarcastically. "No really, we looked over your file and found that you moved to this region no less than three months before you were arrested, but prior to it you had a clean record and it had me thinking about how one goes from a spotless record at a young age to murder charges in the short while you were here, finally I came to a conclusion that you couldn't have done it for you were the victim of circumstance…am I right?" asked the professor.

Silence filled the room until it was broken by hysterical laughter from the boy. "Tell me old man, what makes you think I didn't commit murder?" asked the boy. "Because I don't know of too many kids killing people just because mommy and daddy divorced." said Professor Oak.

"Man you're good…and about this deal?" the boy asked. "A simple deal really, you do errands for me and in exchange you get your freedom." said Professor Oak. "And these errands you'll have me doing, what will that be like?" the boy asked. "That will be discussed if you take this opportunity." said Professor Oak.

The boy thought really hard for a few minutes. "Will my record be clean?" the boy asked. "Wouldn't even exist." said Professor Oak. "And my freedom will be assured?" asked the boy. "As free as a bird pokémon." said Professor Oak.

The boy stared into the professor's eyes and smiled. "Before I start agreeing to things, I have a few conditions to add, I'm going to need some clothes, prison stripes are not my style nor do they look good in the eyes of the public, next I'll need some hair dye-crimson preferably but I'll settle for green or silver as well, a haircut, and some actual good tasting food because jail food is garbage." said the boy. "I think we can work something out on those things." said Professor Oak. "Perfect, when do I start?" asked the boy. "As of now, but first we have to get you out of your cell." said Professor Oak.

The boy turned his attention to the girl who sat there quietly almost the entire time. "Hey girl, you're awfully quiet over there…what's your name?" asked the boy. "What's yours?" asked the girl. "Fair enough, my name is Jet." he said. "Nice to meet you, I'm Kat." She said. "Glad to see we have introductions out of the way." said Professor Oak. "So now we get the lieutenant to release Jet, right?" Kat asked. "I love my freedom, but I don't think the warden will let me leave so easily." said Jet. "I already gave him the paper work, all we have to do is get you out of the cell." said Professor Oak. "Do you even know why I'm in here this time?" Jet asked. "Actually no…why are you here this time?" Kat asked.

"One day I was hiding from the guards after a prank on another inmate went horribly wrong, I threw some of the prison slop at someone but instead of hitting that person it hit Zeek and needless to say he called every guard to get me but before he did I ran for it, I climbed into one of the vents and basically crawled around trying to find a place to hide and even the warden was looking for me so I decided to go to his office to hide, but when I went through the grate to his office, I ended up dropping in on his daughter, who decided to go to work with him that day, masturbating in his chair." said Jet. Kat's jaw dropped the moment he said that next to a Professor Oak who seemed quite un-phased.

"So what happened next?" asked Kat. "Well let me put it like this, when two teenagers are alone with one completely horny and the hormones began to do their thing…things happen." said Jet. "So you did her?" asked Kat. "Even worse, I took her virginity and the best part is when her father came in the room as I busted a nut on her face." said Jet laughing.

Kat's face turned bright red with a smile on her face trying not to laugh. Professor Oak stood there un-phased as before. "So if we're done talking about sexual conquests, we need to get moving." said Professor Oak. "Right, get me out of here." said Jet.

The door opens back up and a rather short man enters the room with lieutenant Zeek. "Hey Choppy, just the man I wanted to see." said Jet. "Shut up prisoner and that's Warden Chopper to you." he said. "Who cares, I'm leaving today." said Jet. "Yeah, says who?" asked Chopper. "We went over this warden, you are to release the boy into my custody." said Professor Oak. "Change of plans, we're keeping him here." said Chopper. "I told you he would pull this shit." said Jet. "Quiet you little bastard, or I'll have the Arcanine burn you alive." yelled Chopper. "You better step on a step latter before you ever step up to me you midget." said Jet "Boy, I'm big enough to kick your ass." yelled Chopper. "You're not as big as my dick, you can even ask your daughter, she can prove it." said Jet. "That's it, Arcanine, come here." screamed Chopper.

The pack leader of the Arcanine came in baring its fangs at all in the room, specifically Jet. "One more word out of you and I'll have this Arcanine burn you alive, eat you, then burn the shit again when it comes out of it's ass." said Chopper "Do it then you shrimp, but as your mutt burns me to death, I'll take solace in knowing that I banged your daughter on your chair, on your desk, and against the glass of your trophy case and I got to tell you when she bled from her hymen braking, I made sure she bled all over your prized baseball trophy." said Jet.

Warden Chopper's face turned into a really dark red. "Any last words before your die?" asked Chopper. "Yeah, let it be known that I died a man who turned daddy's little girl into a women." said Jet.

"Then prepare to die, Arcanine, Flamethrower!" yelled Chopper. The Arcanine breathed in ready to shoot an intense flame from its mouth. "Skull Bash" yelled Professor Oak. In an instant a huge blue figure smashed its head into the Arcanine sending it to the doorway and causing it to breath out a mixture of fire and smoke. The smoke cleared and the mysterious blue figure turned out to be a Blastoise. "How dare you, Arcanine, Extreme Speed!" yelled Chopper. "Blastoise, use Hydro Pump." said Professor Oak.

As the Arcanine began to speed up, the Blastoise got on its hands and feet and opened up its shell on both sides revealing cannons inside of the shell. The Arcanine ran around the room trying to confuse the Blastoise, but when it charged to it head on; the Blastoise unleashed a blast of pressurized water so strong it sent the Arcanine through the wall to the outside, where the rest of the Arcanine were, and smashed it into a rock. The other Arcanine jumped up ready to fight, but one glare from the Blastoise made them back off and tend to their leader.

"These Arcanine are malnourished." said Professor Oak. Chopper began to sweat. "No they're not." yelled Chopper. "There are signs you can plainly see when an Arcanine is hungry, first of all; A Blastoise isn't as quick as an Arcanine so there should have been no way Blastoise would get that hit in from the Hydro Pump, next; They were smelling the air for food not bombs, if they sensed a bomb, they would have known back when we were at the vault door, and finally; While Zeek was talking to Kat, I distinctly heard one of their stomachs growling."

Chopper began to stutter backing up to the doorway than he turned around and ran. "Professor, we need to go after him." said Kat. "We need to get Jet out of the cell first." said Professor Oak. "You leave that to me." said Zeek. Both nodding in acknowledgment, they went after the corrupted warden. "I thought you didn't like me Zeek, why help?" asked Jet. "As much as I hate your guts, I'm still a good cop and I've suspected the Arcanine abuse for a while, but I could never prove it until now." said Zeek.

He pulled out a pokeball from his utility belt. "Growlithe, come out and help." called Zeek throwing the pokeball in the air. The pokeball opened and out came a smaller, less intimidating version of Arcanine. "The hell you plan to do with that thing?" Jet asked. "We need to melt the door in order to free you." said Zeek. Thinking of what almost happened, he reluctantly agreed to the idea (as if he had a choice). "Growlithe, Flamethrower!" Zeek commanded. It barked in acknowledgement and shot an intense flame from its mouth melting the metal door in seconds. Then with keys he had in his belt, he began to unlock each and every lock one by one.

Once all the chains came off, he undid Jets strait jacket then they went preceded after the warden. As soon as they stepped into the yard, the Dugtrio began to attack, causing earthquakes under the ground. "Zeek, call off the damn Dugtrio." said Jet. "They don't listen to the guards, only the warden." said Zeek. "Well that's just great, so what do we do now?" asked Jet. "We have to take out the lead Dugtrio, with it incapacitated the rest will stop and help it, just like the Arcanine." said Zeek. Jet looked over at the Arcanine still sitting on the rock around there fallen leader. "Okay how do we find the leader when all of them are underground?" asked Jet. "The leader will pop his head out, but only for a few seconds." said Zeek. "Have anything other than the Growlithe?" asked Jet. "No, I don't." said Zeek. "Well that's fucking perfect." said Jet. They stood there looking for the leader while the ground shook violently and eventually a Dugtrio popped out of the ground. Immediately Jet ran toward the three headed mole pokemon while trying to keep his footing on the shaking earth and with all his might kicked it in one of its heads knocking it out cold. Soon after, the earthquakes stop and the rest of the Dugtrio popped up to help their fallen leader.

"You didn't have to kick it!" yelled Zeek. "It got the job done didn't it?" asked Jet. "Whatever, let's get going." said Zeek. They ran the up the hallway to the vault door catching up with Professor Oak and Kat. "Blastoise, Skull Bash." commanded Professor Oak. The big turtle pokemon charged at the closed titanium door with all of its might, but only leave a small dent. "Damn, he sealed us in." said Oak. "What do we do now?" asked Kat. "We'll have to melt it." said Oak. "It would take hours to melt the door with Growlithe and neither the Arcanine nor Dugtrio will listen to our commands." said Zeek. "Looks like it's my time to shine." said Jet reaching down his pants. "Oh you have another mortar on you?" asked Zeek.

Jet began to laugh maniacally at the lieutenant's question. "Zeek, you as well as the other guards kept asking where I got the mortar from, but you want to know a secret?" asked Jet. Everyone stared at him with worried looks in their eyes. "I never used a mortar to blow up the section of building." said Jet pulling a pokeball from inside of his pants. "You had a pokemon this whole time?!" asked Zeek. "Oh yeah and now it will be of good use here." said Jet. He activated the pokeball's re-sizing mechanism and threw it in the air. The pokeball opened to what appeared to be another pokeball until its eyes opened up and began to buzz. "It's a Voltorb!" said Zeek.

Jet picked up the Voltorb and placed it in the dent the Blastoise had made earlier. "Voltorb, use Self-Destruct when we get to a safe distance." said Jet. Buzzing in acknowledgment, the Voltorb began to heat up. "I'd move to a safe distance if I were you." said Jet. They all ran back to the yard and braced next to the doorway. After a few seconds, a violent earsplitting boom shook the ground and smoke filled the hallway. A few seconds after Jet walks back into the hall to find his Voltorb passed out on the ground next to the blown open vault door. "You did good Voltorb." said Jet pulling out his pokeball. He pressed on a pressure sensor sending a red beam of light from the pokeball pointing the beam at the Voltorb. "Now return." he said. Voltorb glowed red and went back into the pokeball and Jet pressed the minimize mechanism to shrink the pokeball then put it back in his pants.

The others caught up with Jet as he was putting the pokeball away. "Alright now lets get the warden." said Zeek. "Yeah, let's get pint sized son of a bitch." said Jet. They ran out of the isolation cell block into the hall then to the general holding cells where the warden was. "So you managed to escape huh?" asked the warden menacingly. "C'mon Choppy, did you really think it was going to be that easy…like your daughter." said Jet. "Okay boy, now you die." said Chopper. He pulled a pokeball from his holster and pressed the re-size mechanism. "Rhyhorn, time to end this." Chopper said throwing the pokeball. The pokeball opened and out came a rhino made of stone. It stomped its foot into the ground ready to charge. "Blastoise, get ready to go another round." said Professor Oak. The Blastoise roared its name ready to fight the Rhyhorn.

The tension rose as both pokemon glared at each other anxious for the order of their trainers to attack. "Rhyhorn, Horn Attack." commanded Chopper. Rhyhorn charged at the turtle pokemon with a great force. "Blastoise, brace the attack then use Bite." said Oak. Blastoise got into a stance waiting for the Rhyhorn. The Rhyhorn dug its horn into the Blastoise causing it to bleed some, but it wasn't enough to knock it over. The Blastoise then grabbed the Rhyhorn and took a huge bite out of its rocky hide then tossed it like it was nothing. "Ha, you should have had that oversized turtle dodge instead of bracing." said Chopper. "Oh so you say, but look at what's about to happen next." said Oak pointing at the bleeding Blastoise.

With not too much effort to it, the Blastoise crushed the piece of Rhyhorn hide to dust in a couple crunches then spat it out. "Wow that's strong." said Jet. "Rhyhorn, use Horn Attack again." said Chopper. The Rhyhorn roared then charged at the Blastoise again. "Blastoise, Withdraw." said Oak. Blastoise layed on its stomach then pulled in its arms, legs, and head into its shell. The Rhyhorn smashed its head into the shell causing it to slide across the floor with a blood trail following it from its previous wound. "Blastoise, bounce off the wall and use Skull Bash." said Oak. The turtle pokemon popped its legs and head out and kicked off the wall with a tremendous force then rammed into the Rhyhorn head first with its really hard head and causing the Rhyhorn to be knocked on its two back legs.

"It's over, Rhyhorn use Stomp." said Chopper. The Rhyhorn came down on the Blastoise with a boom, but it didn't do much. "I agree, but it won't end how you think it will, Blastoise, Hydro Pump." said Oak. The side of the Blastoise's shell opened and its cannon came out pointing at the Rhyhorn's stomach and shot pressurized water right into it. The stone rhinoceros went flying into the ceiling then crashed back down on the floor with a ground shattering crash ultimately causing it to faint.

"No, this cannot be happening." said Chopper. "It's over Choppy, you're going to the big house for this one." said Jet. "Like hell I will, you bastard fuck child." yelled Chopper. He pulled out a pokeball and called his Rhyhorn back. "This isn't over, I will be back and when I do, you're dead." He said running away.

"We need to go after him." said Kat. "No, let the authorities handle him." said Oak. "But Professor…" exclaimed Kat. "That's enough Kat, besides where would he possibly go after all he's on an island." said Oak. "He has a private submarine and even if we did chase him it would have been too late." said Zeek. "And why would that be?" asked Kat. "Because that door led to the submarine docking bay." said Zeek. "Got to love Kanto's finest." said Jet sarcastically. "I wouldn't worry, he'll have to come up for air eventually." said Zeek.

"Well there's nothing we can do for now so in the meantime we'll be heading out." said Professor Oak. "Okay then, Jet, considering you received a threat we'll let you know if we catch him and I expect you to call if you spot him." said Zeek. "I'll even look both ways before crossing the street too, mommy!" said Jet sarcastically. "I'm not kidding, he aimed to kill you back in isolation." said Zeek. "And when he tries again, I'll be sure to get my payback, cut off one of his arms, have a Cubone pick a bone from it and when the Cubone has the bone it wants; I'll feed the rest of him to a Victreebel and watch as he screams like the little bitch he is inside of the Victreebel as it slowly digests him." said Jet.

"We really should be going now." said Kat now dragging Jet to the door. "Okay and Jet, if I catch you back behind these bars for any reason; I'm kicking your ass." Said Zeek in a friendly banter type of way. "You want it, come get it." said Jet. He followed Kat and the professor out into the front gate where all of the other inmates gathered at the gate. They silently watched as the one they most feared walked out to the other side with a new lease on life.

"So are we taking a boat?" asked Jet. "Nope, helicopter." said Kat. "Great, should be a lot quicker than a boat ride." said Jet. They get to the heliport where a helicopter began to whirl its blades ready for take off. "Oh Professor, before I forget, I need to tell you something." said Jet. "What's that?" asked Oak. "It was about what you said back at my cell, the ones who divorced were my aunt and uncle, my mother and father are dead." said Jet. "Well that's my fault and I apologize for rubbing salt on old wounds." said Oak. "Oh you're okay, I'm merely clarifying." said Jet. They both entered the helicopter where Kat sat waiting. "Okay, so when does my record get cleaned?" asked Jet. "When you finished all of my errands." said Oak. "You never did mention what those were like." said Jet. "Well it ranges really; it goes from picking things up to finding things out for me, even catching pokemon for study." said Oak. "Okay that's easy, I can totally do it." said Jet. "Oh good, so I won't hear any complaints from you later." said Oak. "Why would you?" asked Jet. "No reason." said Oak. "So where are we going?" asked Jet. "To Pallet Town where we're based." said Professor Oak. "How long before we get there?" asked Jet. "About a day." said Oak. Jet turned his head to the window and as he watched the sea pass him by, he slowly closed his eyes and drifted asleep for the incredibly long helicopter ride.