Hi everyone! This is my first Greek mythology fanfic. Me and my friends from my English class made a bet about who could write the funniest Greek mythology one-shot fan fic. Hope you like it.

Disclaimer: I do not own the song I kissed a girl, it belongs to Katy Perry.

Artemis was on Mt. Olympus sleeping after a long night of hunting. In her dream, she was at some type of celebration on mt. Olympus when Hermes and Apollo began a playing a song they picked up from some American chicks.

This was never the way I planned
Not my intention
I got so brave, drink in hand
Lost my discretion
It's not what, I'm used to
Just wanna try you on
I'm curious for you
Caught my attention

Artemis started thinking about how she could never kiss a man because of her chastity.

I kissed a girl and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chapstick
I kissed a girl just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it
I liked it

But no one ever said anything about kissing another woman. Athena soon walked up to Artemis.

No, I don't even know your name
It doesn't matter,
You're my experimental game
Just human nature,
It's not what,
Good girls do
Not how they should behave
My head gets so confused
Hard to obey

"What's wrong sister? You seem trouble." A plan soon flickered in Artemis' brain.

"Athena, both you and I have swore our chastity, but I am getting bored."

"I see, but what do you expect to do about it." Artemis gave Athena a seducing glare.

"This." Artemis whispered right before she attacked Athena with a hungry kiss.

I kissed a girl and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chap stick
I kissed a girl just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it
I liked it

All eyes were now on them. Artemis finally ended the kiss and looked up at Athena for a response.

"You should have told me that you wanted that sooner. I would have gladly agreed." Artemis immediately woke up from her dream and looked around.

"Good, it was only a dream." She sighed. Athena soon appeared and walked over to her.

"Artemis you're going to miss the celebration. I hear that Apollo and Hermes are going to play some songs they heard from America. What's wrong sister? You seem trouble." Artemis eyes went wide.

"I got to go somewhere." Artemis screeched as she got up and ran to her chariot.

"Where?"

"Anywhere but here!" and Artemis was gone.

"I wonder what that was all about." The drunk Aphrodite soon caught Athena in a hug.

"My dear sweet Athena," Aphrodite whispered seducing, "have you ever considered breaking your chastity for something different."