Akatsuki Game Show

Hey Everyone! What happens when the leader tells Akatsuki they are going to be on a game show? Well they are going to have to study of course! And if you're going to be on TV you had better look good! I hope you enjoy this, Much Love – AkiraDawn

I don't own Naruto or any of it's characters

The door of the apartment peeked open. There stood the beautiful Marisol wear four inch stiletto heels, clenching a bag of lingerie, and looking as if her face was about to explode into tears at any moment.

"Marisol? Oh….oh god. You look like you're going to cry." Sasori said attempting to make grilled cheese in the kitchen. "Marisol, don't cry…don't…oh god. Marisol…I'm not good with girls who cry." Sasori was panicking and just as he quit panicking….she burst into tears.

"AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!" but she just stood there in the door way.

"Oh shit…..Deidara! Deidara where the hell are you! Deidara get in here right now!" Sasori yelled.

"Hey Sasori Danna, what did you neeee….AAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHH! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! WHY IS SHE CRYING! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOD YEAH!" Naturally Deidara flipped out and ran to scoop her up. "Awwwwww, what did stupid Sasori do, yeah?" he asked her. Marisol's big blue tear-filled eyes looked into Deidara's. She whimpered as she spoke.

"It's….it' ……it's……it's not him…..Victoria's Secret doesn't like my size A chest. AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!" And Marisol wailed away again."

"WHAT, YEAH!?!?!?!?" Deidara was fuming. He lead Marisol over to the couch. Of course Kisame was working on a scrapbook project for 'The Leader'. Deidara shoved everything off the couch and into the floor and sat Marisol down.

"That's okay Deidara, I wasn't working on a scrapbook project or anything." Kisame said sarcastically as Deidara took over the space. He then ran into the kitchen and pulled something out of the fridge.

"Here, baby. It's cookie dough dough, yeah." Sasori looked at Deidara he almost burnt the grilled cheese.

"Cookie dough dough?" Sasori asked. "Why the hell did you just call it cookie dough dough?" Now, Deidara was already pissed because someone had made his girlfriend cry…this didn't help any.

"Uh, hello! It's cookie dough FLAVORED dough. If it had been peanut butter flavored I would have said peanut butter dough, yeah. But, this is cookie dough flavored dough…cookie dough dough, yeah." Deidara tried to defend his answer but the defense was just completely stupid. Sasori rolled his eyes.

"Whatever." Sasoti answered continuing with the cheese.

"Now, I'm going to need the phone book , yeah." Deidara said still storming around fuming. "I'm just going to call those bitches at Victoria's Secret Headquarters and tell them they are a bunch of sorry ass good for nothing pieces of…" Deidara stopped flipping wilding through the pages of the phone book. "Okay so maybe their number isn't in this phone book, yeah! Kisame! Get me our laptop computer, yeah!" Deidara demanded angrily.

"Okay, Deidara first...you are a fucking idiot. Second, we don't own a laptop computer…third….well I don't' have a third." Kisame said. Sasori had his arms around Marisol as she slowly ate the cookie dough, She has finally stopped crying but now her face was red and her pretty eyes bloodshot.

"Well, well fine! I'll just write them on this paper towel, yeah! Okay, dear assholes at Victoria's Secret. I am no longer interested in your products because you fuckers made my girlfriend cry, yeah! There is nothing wrong with her breasts…" Marisol cut Deidara off.

"Oh my god! I'm going to have get breast implants now to launch my modeling career." Marisol started crying again. "And…and….and…then every time I go through those UV Ray machines at airports…..the security people will see that they're fake……and….and….and….I'll be known as the passenger with the fake boobs…AAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHH!" Marisol's tears nearly ran into the cookie dough.

"Awwww, no baby. No, no,no baby." Deidara held on to her.

"Hey guys. I have an announcement from 'the leader'. Oh whoa…is she okay?" Zetsu asked entering the living room.

"She'll be fine." Sasori said dishing out grilled cheese to Zetsu.

"Oh, well okay. Anyway, 'The Leader' says that we're going to be on some trivia game show. I guess our dumb ass competitors are Orochimaru and his crew of losers." Zetsu said.

"You're kidding right? Why the hell do we have to go on this dumb ass game show?" Kisame asked.

"Supposedly Orochimaru has challenged us because it's revenge for winning his four-wheeler and selling it on eBay in that Super Bowl bet." Zetsu said.

"God, this means we're going to have to study." Kisame said. Sasori smiled shoving grilled cheese toward Kisame.

"That's not a problem. My girlfriend has a Ph.D she can help us study. She's coming in this weekend." Sasori said glowing with pride.

"So what does the winner get?" Kisame asked.

"A lifetime supply of microwave popcorn." Zetsu answered. Now of course Tobi heard the words 'microwave popcorn' and came bursting in to the living room.

"Microwave popcorn!?!?!? WHERE! WHERE! WHERE! WHERE! WHERE!" Tobi started running around in circles.

"Relax Tobi it was a false alarm." Sasori said reassuringly.

"Oh." Tobi's head sunk. But he was soon uplifted again when Sasori gave him grilled cheese.

"So anyway, 'The Leader' really wants us to do well. We're going to have to get busy studying….oh and Itachi hasn't had his medication this morning and there's a stain on the carpet in the hallway. I'm certain he'll go biserk." Zetsu said.

"Which medication, Dana did spend the night last night you know." Sasori said rolling his eyes.

"OH MY GOD! WHAT THE FUCK IS ON THIS CARPET!" And the prince had arrived.

"What did I just tell you?" Zetsu said. "Well, I need to go absorb some sunlight, I'm feeling less green today. Meanwhile, on the couch Marisol had eaten half of the cookie dough and Deidara had finished his letter to Victoria's Secret on the napkin. At least his angel had stopped crying now.

"Oh my god! You guys have like the best pool ever, yeah! Oh my god! Marsiol! What's wrong, yeah?" Dana pushed Kisame's scrapbook project off of the other side of the couch and sat down beside her to hear the story.

"Hey, I'm ready for this game show, seriously!" Hidan said walking into the living room with a stack of books. "Check this out 1001 things you never knew about Italy, Strange Facts about Undersea Life, The Big Book of States, and Car Repair for Beginners you know just in case they ask us about changing oil and stuff." Hidan said.

"Wow, that's a good start. Put those with Tobi's stupid books about bugs and we're on our way." Zetsu said.

"Tell you what let's make it our priority to win this game show. May Orochimaru and Kabuto will quit calling my cell phone." Sasori said finishing up the grilled cheese.