Verses of the Koopa Klan
Larry
Sneaky, Cheatsy, Larry Koopa
A gardener and a spy
Knows his way around a watering can
And always, always lies
Morton
Morton Jr., blah blah blah
Talks incessantly
Speeches, soliloquies, and monologues
Bears the name of his Granddaddy
Wendy
Wendy O., for "Oh so pretty!"
Queen of Water Land
Giant bow atop her head
Cosmetics in her hand
Iggy
Quiet, rainbow-haired Iggy
Always beaten up by Roy
He's the Hop of Hip and Hop
The four-eyed Koopa boy
Roy
Roy the bully
Dressed in pink
He's the man with the muscle
Just don't ask him to think
Lemmy
Goofy, silly Lemmy
Riding on his ball
King of all things icy and cold
Hands-down favorite of all
Ludwig
Kooky Koopa, Ludwig von
Genius with the untamed hair
Tests his marvelous inventions
Which all explode everywhere
Bowser
All hail Lord Bowser!
The Koopa alpha-male
Beat the plumber, grab the princess
He's always doomed to fail
Kamek
Wise, magical Kamek
Robed in a deep blue
Bowser's top advisor
And the babysitter, too