In the caverns beneath Koom Valley, a man wanders, lost. He knows he is lost and he despairs, because it is just now turning six o' clock.
(To the tune of Queen's "Don't Stop Me Now")
Vimes:
"Tonight, I can't read to my son
from in this cave.
Can't find the way-ay-ay out.
"And my mind,
is slipping from my grasp,
Damn,
floating around, insanity.
"So,
Where
Is
My
Cow?
…
"Where
Is
My...?
"'Cause it doesn't go 'cluck cluck'
That isn't my cow!
"I'm a copper just tryin' to find the truth.
Like old Stone Face
Upholding the laws of society!
"I'm a father now. Gotta stand, and set an example!
Sort out this whole Troll/Drawf mess
at Koom Valley!
"I think that I'm possessed, yeah,
the Summoning Dark, Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
Sometimes we have to watch ourselves
And know that there are things a good man just doesn't do.
"Where is my cow—?"
At that moment, a wolf tackled Vimes to the ground, snapping him back to reality.
AN: Only did the first minute of the song. If you can think of more/better lyrics, feel free to leave them in a review.