Gobbles is back, and she's starting fresh again! :D

Did you miss me? :D

...no?

Whatever, not like I missed YOU either.

Okay, I kinda did. Escecially you, Paula. Yep, the one reading this back in Oklahoma.

Woah, that'd be so cool if there was actually an Oklahomianeeshan named Paula reading this. :D

I'm sorry to announce, that I'm discontinuing all my other stories.

But please, anyone who wants to continue, do so! :D

Actually, that's a challange.

Whoever comes up with the best ending to iMust Not Eat Meat will...uhmm...

Oh crudd.

I've actually never done one of these contest things before.

Uhm, leave a review and let me know what the prize should be for best ending to iMust Not Eat Meat.

Anyway, I am proud to introduce, iCan't Hide Anymore.

This is more of an intro kinda thing.

It's based on real guy problems I have, unlike the other stuff I have, when I didn't like anyone.

But yeah, you don't really care about my social life.

THATSCOOL. WHATEVEER. /3

Aheeem. Just...just read.

Crap. That's all I can say at a time like this. Crap.

Crap, crap, crap, crap, crap.

I honestly have no clue what's going on right now.

I don't know when or how the hell this started, or how I got here,

All I know is that right now, I'm staring at a picture of this kid and thinking he's the most miraculous thing on this Earth.

And I know very well that he's not.

Okay, he kind of is.

Oh God, he really isn't.

Well, maybe just a litte.

...Crap.

Stupid Freddie.

Is it weird that I wanna kiss him and throw a rock at his head at the same time?

The kid is a total dork.

And he must have put some weird dork spell on me, because these dumb emotion things are turning me into one too.

When I found out Wendy liked him, and that he liked her back,

I suddenly wanted to back down, 'cause I didn't want to ruin their happiness.

Last week, that was one of my favourite hobbies.

Stupid Carly.

I really shouldn't have told her about him.

She's the one who started calling him Chandler.

Which is kinda, sorta, the gayest code name to exist.

She keeps leaving him little hints for me, and its kinda pissing me off.

She thinks I should "tell him how I feel and open up about my feelings."

To be honest, I'd rather stick a fork in my ear and repeatedly stab my brain.

Stupid me.

The kid is supposed to disgust me.

He's supposed to be everything I hate jam-packed into one little nerd.

And for some reason, I've been obsessively listening to Taylor Swift.

Yuck.

Stupid Wendy.

Honestly, in the past year, she's become a total slut.

She had a crush on like, six different guys this year.

And I've only had eyes for one guy.

Oh, and that super passionate crush on Freddie?

Went away in a week.

Poor Freddie.

He doesn't know.

Carly told me he's going to ask Wendy out, because he somehow found out about her week long crush.

And I know he's going to get hurt.

But I can't tell him that he doesn't like him.

That's gonna hurt him even more.

Poor Wendy.

Because if she does hurt him,

I'm gonna snap her neck.