" Yes Iticha-chan?" his green (i think thats wat colour they r?) rested on the child as she gazed at him with innocent eyes, "i heard some kids talking about some thing called sex... what is it?" she tilted her head in a confused way. Kakuzu's eyes widened at the statement while his friend next to him (Hidan and he was there all the time forgot to mention him) his friend was dieing of laughter.
" WHERE THE HELL DID YOU HEAR THAT!" the miser shouted effectively scaring the child, this made the jashinest shut up glaring at Kakuzu, " hay fucker! she was only asking a fucking question so there's no need to fucking shout at her!" by now, Iticha was starting to sniff with tears in her eyes as she ran to Hidan's open arms.
Hidan put Iticha in to his lap swaying slightly to silence her which she did soon, when she was quiet she looked up Hidan, the question she asked earlier was asked with her eyes. Hidan smirked before answering, " well... you see, it's when to people love each other like your mum and dad did at some point in life, or rape...anyways, when they love each other and get into bed and-" "HIDAN!!!" Hidan sighed then brighten up as a thought came to mind.
"Hidan...what you thinking..?" to late, Hidan had gotten up with Iticha in his arms and was sprinting towards his shared room with Kakuzu. Once inside, Hidan locked the door which was to Kakuzu's annoyance, made of steal due to Hidan's habit of destroying the door in the morning. Kakuzu almost had three heart attacks when he saw the price of it but he reasoned it was worth it. Anyways.....just as Hidan locked the door Kakuzu heard what he hoped he would never hear in his life.
" Now...Iticha, i know there's the porn videos here...." Kakuzu could literally hear the smug look on the jashinest's face. "HIDAN DON'T YOU DARE!!" Kakuzu shouted and was answered by Hidan's gleeful laugh, oh boy this was bad...
After a while there were dirty sounds and Iticha's screams coming from the other side, Kakuzu proceeded to try and break down the door. But to no avail. On the other side Kakuzu could hear Hidan say things like "hay this is not that bad" and, " this is natural so stop crying" all the same, Iticha kept whimpering. The poor child.
Finally the sounds stopped and there was the sound of locks being undone, once the door was open a big enough gap for Iticha to scramble through, she was instantly latched to Kakuzu's leg whimpering, behind was a smirking Hidan who couldn't look happier in his life.
" ." Kakuzu grinded out as he pried the scared child from him and started chasing the jashinest around while Iticha seeked refuge in her room trying to get the bad images out of her poor mind.
And this, my friends is how she became the duople of Itachi