General:
Name: Michell Mouse
Nickname(s): Mickey, Pal, Buddy, Uncle M, Mousey, Pipsqueak, Darling, Sweetie, Baby, Honey-buns (The last few, courtesy of Minnie)
Preferred Name: Mickey
Birthday: May 15th
Age: 27! ...I wish
Occupation: Gosh, there's so many! Let's see...steamboat cleaner, clock cleaner, car fixer, I worked at an orphanage, a lumberjack, janitor, musketeer, club owner, OH! And I was King of Disney Castle.
Hometown: Toontown
Personal:
Orientation: Straight as a pole
Marital status: Happily married
Are you a virgin?: No
Family: My parents, sister, brother, nieces, nephews, in-laws, and Minnie.
Friends: Donald, Goofy, Daisy, Horace, Clarabelle, Clara, Max, Sora, Kairi, and Riku to name a few.
BEST Friend(s): Minnie, Donald, and Goofy
Pets: Pluto, my faithful dog
Enemies: Mortimer, Pete, Maleficent, Xehenort...
Favorite...:
Food: CHEESE!
Drink: Gosh, um...booze, probably.
Color: Red
Holiday: Valentines Day
Movie: Stand By Me
TV Show: The West Wing
Book: Great Expectations by Charles Dickens
Song: LOVE by Nat King Cole
Restaurant: TGI Fridays
Vacation Spot: The beach
Animal: DOGS!
Place you've visited: I really can't decide
Thing to do: Hang out with friends, and help people
Weapon: KEYBLADES RULE!
Least Favorite...:
Food: Donald's bad attempt at chicken noodle soup.
Drink: Dr. Pepper
Color: Grey
Holiday: Gosh...um...I don't know...
Movie: There Will Be Blood
TV Show: Hannah Montana
Book: Gosh...I really don't have one
Song: Any song with swearing in it.
Restaurant: Quizmos. Their bread is too hard.
Vacation Spot: The Realm of Darkness (If that counts...)
Animal: Don't really have one.
Place you've visited: Realm of darkness
Thing to do: Stay up for more than two days
Weapon: Probably bombs
Have you ever...:
Committed a crime: Yep. Unfortunately...
Killed someone: Yeah...and I regret it.
Been kidnapped: Nope
Held hostage: Nope
Been sexually abused/assaulted: Yeah- by Mortimer when I dressed up as Minnie that one time...
Punched someone: Yep
Kidnapped someone else: No
Held someone hostage: Nope
Been Punched: Yep (Don't tell Donald...)
Lied: Yep
Been lied to: Oh, yeah
Been compromised: No
Rescued someone: Oh, yeah. Too many times to count.
Been rescued: Uh...yeah, I think so.
Been involved in a threesome: No
Been raped: What kind of survey is this? And no, I haven't!
Raped someone else: Gosh, no! I could never do that! ...Plus, Minnie would kill me if I had sex with someone else...
Been to jail: Yep
Experienced an emotional sickness (Such as Post Traumatic Stress Disorder): Not that I recall, no.
Avenged someone you've lost: Well...I avenged Goofy when I thought he was killed by the Nobodies, does that count?
Lost someone close to you: Almost
Gotten lost: Yes
Contemplated suicide: No
Cried during a movie: Yep
Been traumatized: Well, I'm traumatized right now, by this survey...
Been in a dangerous situation: Yep
Entered a talent show: FINALLY! A happy question! Yes, I have
Won the lottery: No
Been hospitalized: ...And we were doing so good...and yes, I have.
Been scared: Sigh...yes.
Dressed in drag: Yep.
This or That:
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cake or Apple: Apple
Paper or Plastic: Plastic
Rain or Snow: Snow
To-MAH-to or to-MAY-to: To-MAY-to
Hamburger or Hot Dog: Hamburger
Musical or Monologue: Musical
Plane or Road Trip: Plane
Soup or Salad: Salad
Fries or Biscuits: Biscuits
Bath or shower: Shower
Republican or Democrat: Republican
Who/What/Where/When/Why:
Who is your role model?: Walt Disney
Who would you kill for food if stuck on a deserted island?: Donald. He's probably the most edible.
What would you do for a klondike bar?: ...Buy it? I dunno.
What would you do if someone held your loved one hostage and will kill them if you don't help them detonate a nuclear bomb?: Wow...um...I guess I'd...try to make it so everyone (except the bombers) win
When was your first kiss?: When I was 18
What would you do if pie ruled the world?: ...Nothing?
Where would you go if all of your friends and family turn against you: ...Gosh, what a depressing thought. Um...I don't know, really.
What was the scariest thing that ever happened to you?: Gosh...I guess it was when we were all trapped in The World That Never Was with no way out.
Why did you take this survey?: I thought it'd be fun.
What is the meaning of life?: Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness!
What is your deepest darkest secret?: Well...my marriage is kind of a secret. We don't want to be mobbed by reporters and such, so...only a select few know.
Where do babies come from?: ...
What is the most ironic thing that ever happened to you?: Most ironic thing? Gosh...I can't think of anything. Probably when Minnie and I sold our most prized possessions to get each other Christmas gifts for that certain possession.
What is your biggest fear: That I'll lose Minnie, and that the bad guys will take over the world.
What is the most exciting thing that ever happened to you?: It's a tie between marrying Minnie, and becoming a keyblade wielder.
What was your most embarrassing moment?: Gosh...probably when I walked onstage at the House of Mouse in my underwear.
What are your thoughts on...
Premarital sex: Well, if you have it, you might as well get married.
Drugs: Disgusting.
Alcohol: Is okay as long as you don't drink too much.
Smoking: Kills
Global Warming: Does not exist
Homosexuality: Is...also disgusting
Racism: Is uncalled for
Incest: ...Ew! Birth defects, and...extra body parts!
Would you...:
Kill someone in self-defense?: Probably.
Kill someone to protect your loved one?: Yep.
Fight even while sick or seriously injured?: Yeah, baby!
Sell your soul to protect your loved one?: Um...probably...
Give life-lessons to little ones?: I'll give one right now: Do NOT take this survey unless you;'re depressed!
Avenge someone close to you?: Oh, heck, yeah!
Right now...:
What are you listening to?: Nothing. It's pretty quiet.
What are you wearing?: My traditional red shorts with white buttons, and white gloves, and yellow shoes.
What are you eating?: Nothing. I ate earlier.
What is the closest item near you?: A picture of Minnie
What is the first thing you see that's red: My shorts
What are you thinking about: About how depressing this survey is.