By: Cooler
A man in a dark blue lab-coat walks in the classroom, surrounded by students.
"Today, students, is our first day of class." The Professor announces. "And I'm Professor Rebound. Nod your head if I'm supposed to teach you."
Everyone in the classroom nodded their heads.
"Now, what's wrong with this picture…?" Professor Rebound asks himself. Touching his laptop, a teenaged boy shrieked and looked up. "That's better. Now, boy, may I ask you what you were doing on there?"
"Um…" The boy says. "I was wondering, is this the right class? I'm supposed to be in Natural Science."
"There is no class like that in this school. Get out."
"Um… okay?!"
Three kids got up and walked out of the classroom.
"And now that that's settled… We can get to our lesson." Professor Rebound says.
The students looked eager to get on with the lesson.
"Our first lesson is on how Pokemon came to be. We were here actually, before the Pokemon were. We made Pokemon, basically. I have no doubt about that. Now, please look at the screen prepared for you. It had the words 'Pokemon MR'. Now it is in the program called 'Zeta 3-4'. Click on the place where it says 'Open Document'. It should have 15 lists of documents. Change the first one to the Gif Folder. It is in the menu for you already." Then the Professor waited for the students to catch up before moving on.
One student had his hand raised. Professor Rebound pointed to him and answered his question.
"I do not exactly know how we made Pokemon. It is an ancient fact passed through the ages. Pokemon outnumber us humans, so nowadays, people say Pokemon were here first."
"But if it's not true…" the student started.
"Hush. I must get on with the lesson." Said the Professor. That shut the kid up.
"Now, click on the document, students, called 'Micro-Poke'. It will open up a picture of a Pokemon. It also has text. But right now, I really want you to focus of the right-hand corner of your page. It has a Pokemon Egg, am I not correct? Anyways, there is a Pokemon Egg right under it. Look at the one on top. You will see a whole lot of labels. Look at the one that says 'Properties of Design'. You will see it pointed to the patterns on the Pokemon Egg. Click on the words to go to the next page for me."
The professor waited 2 minutes before he started again.
"Observe this page."
"Which page?" someone yelled out.
You've got to be kidding me. They are 16 and they have no clue what to do… It's just like fried eggs and jelly going together. What happened to the smart people?
"The page you are on. Now, read the text on the page. I'll read it aloud with you.
The patterns on a Pokemon Egg can be determined by which kinds of Pokemon mated. You can see that there are different combos to which Pokemon mate. The design on the egg then helps determine what kind of Pokemon will most likely hatch out of it.
Breeding is also something very smart to do. If you are a professor, you can go ahead and do this to study. Hatched Pokemon are most likely not to run away. If you are a trainer, you may want a new Pokemon for your PokeDex. Also, hatched Pokemon are most likely to listen to every word that comes out of your mouth. Also, they love you very much. If you want a friend, this is a good idea. But if you are a Pokemon abuser, you do this for fun, so you can abuse them. Oy, don't be like that.
That is the end of the page. Most people are NOT like that. But now, it is the end of our 2 hours together.
Didn't it seem like such a short time?
Goodbye class!"
TBC…