NARUTO!
Title : On Fire!
It was snowing this night in, Konoha. A few miles away from this place was a dark cave up in the mountains. The wind blew throughout the tunnels in the cave. A man with white hair and glasses was sitting in a chair when all of a sudden he heard a small voice say,
" Sasuke…..I'm on fire." The man with the glasses raised one of his eyebrows and glanced over in the direction he'd heard the voice coming from. Another voice replied,
" Oh….well, Orochimaru I think I can stop your burning with some of this white stuff." The man then turned all the way around and stared at the door. He then listened once again and heard his master's voice state,
" Oh…..yessss….that creamy white stuff feels so…..good." Kabuto clenched his teeth and thought to himself,
" Orochimaru-sama and Sasuke are having…..," Kabuto clenched his teeth and shook his head to brush the thought out of his mind. He knew deep down that what he was hearing couldn't be that of two individuals doing…..THAT!. Kabuto listened once more before going in to check on things…..and what he heard was…,
" Yessss….that's it, Sasuke…..rub the creamy substance in so that there's nothing left." Kabuto then threw the door open and it hit the wall with a loud whack. He then stated,
" Orochimaru-sama. What in the heck do you think you're letting, Sasuke Uchiha do to you. I know you have the body of a woman….but this is unthinkable." Kabuto looked at, Orochimaru and Sasuke for a moment before saying anything else. He saw that his master was holding his hand out in front of, Sasuke and that, Sasuke was rubbing some medical ointment that, Kabuto had made for, Orochimaru's arms on to his lower arm. Orochimaru looked at his subordinate and asked,
" Yesss…Kabuto?." Sasuke then continued doing what he was doing. Kabuto looked at his master and replied,
" Forgive me, Lord Orochimaru. I'm going to let you two finish with your medicine. I heard the words that were coming from your mouth and I thought that you and Sasuke were having…..," Orochimaru looked at, Kabuto for a moment and then back at, Sasuke. He then asked the, Uchiah boy.
" Sasuke…..what's he trying to say?." Sasuke finished with the medicine on, Orochimaru's arm and looked over at, Kabuto for a moment. The Uchiah boy sighed and stated,
" He thought that we were engaged in an act of sexual intercourse." Orochimaru looked at, Sasuke for a moment and then back at, Kabuto. Orochimaru then stated,
" Get out, Kabuto." Kabuto nodded and replied,
" Yes, Orochimaru Sama." Kabuto then shut the door and walked away. As he was walking away he could swear he heard them start to laugh their heads off. Kabuto then shook his head and muttered under his breath, " Idiot."
The End!