Title: The Smoking Man Went Down To Washington, D.C.
Author: David William Cooper
E-Mail: Doctor_Hannibal_Lector@Hotmail.com
Rating: G
Category: Parody
Keywords: Humour, Songfic
Detication: My dear friend Crystal...this one's for you!
Summary: "The Devil Went Down To Georgia" version for X-Files
Feedback: Please...I love it.
Archive: Just ask.
Disclaimer: Nothing that is X-files is mine...nor is Devil! Just big fan of both!
The Smoking Man Went Down To Washington, D.C.
by
David William Cooper
The Smoking went on down to Washington, D.C.
He was lookin for a conspiracy to deal
He was in a bind cause he was way behind
And willin to make a deal
When he came across this man searchin for the Truth,
And doin it hot,
And The Smoking Man jumped up on a Hickory Stump
And said, "Boy let me tell you what! I guess you didn't know it,
But I'm a conspirator...and if you care to take a dare,
I'll make a bet with you...now you know much,
But give the Devil his due, and I'll bet the Truth,
Against your soul,
Cause I think I know more then you!"
The boy said, "My names Mulder, and it might be a sin,
But I'll take your bet, and your gonna regret,
Cause I'm the best there's ever been!"
Mulder better rosen up your courage,
Play your beliefs hard
Cause Hell's broke loose in D.C.,
And the Smoking Man's dealin the cards,
And if you win you get the Truth,
But if you lose The Smoking Man gets your soul!
The Smoking Man opened up his case files,
And he said, "I'll start this show",
Fire flew from his finger tips,
He pulled a cigarette from its case and it made an evil hiss
Sounded somethin like this...
When The Smoking Man finished Mulder said,
"Well your pretty good ol' Son, but sit down in that chair right there
And let me show you how it's done!"
Fire on the mounatain run boys run!
Devils in the House of The Rising Sun!
Chickens in the breadpan,
Pickin out dough,
Run now child, Run!
The Smoking Man bowed his head
Cause he knew that he'd been beat
And he layed the Truth out on the ground by his feet,
Mulder said, "Smoking Man just come on back you ever wanna try again,
But I done told you once you son of a bitch,
I'm the best there's ever been!"
Fire on the mounatain run boys run!
Devils in the House of The Rising Sun!
Chickens in the breadpan,
Pickin out dough,
Run now child, Run!
~End~
Author: David William Cooper
E-Mail: Doctor_Hannibal_Lector@Hotmail.com
Rating: G
Category: Parody
Keywords: Humour, Songfic
Detication: My dear friend Crystal...this one's for you!
Summary: "The Devil Went Down To Georgia" version for X-Files
Feedback: Please...I love it.
Archive: Just ask.
Disclaimer: Nothing that is X-files is mine...nor is Devil! Just big fan of both!
The Smoking Man Went Down To Washington, D.C.
by
David William Cooper
The Smoking went on down to Washington, D.C.
He was lookin for a conspiracy to deal
He was in a bind cause he was way behind
And willin to make a deal
When he came across this man searchin for the Truth,
And doin it hot,
And The Smoking Man jumped up on a Hickory Stump
And said, "Boy let me tell you what! I guess you didn't know it,
But I'm a conspirator...and if you care to take a dare,
I'll make a bet with you...now you know much,
But give the Devil his due, and I'll bet the Truth,
Against your soul,
Cause I think I know more then you!"
The boy said, "My names Mulder, and it might be a sin,
But I'll take your bet, and your gonna regret,
Cause I'm the best there's ever been!"
Mulder better rosen up your courage,
Play your beliefs hard
Cause Hell's broke loose in D.C.,
And the Smoking Man's dealin the cards,
And if you win you get the Truth,
But if you lose The Smoking Man gets your soul!
The Smoking Man opened up his case files,
And he said, "I'll start this show",
Fire flew from his finger tips,
He pulled a cigarette from its case and it made an evil hiss
Sounded somethin like this...
When The Smoking Man finished Mulder said,
"Well your pretty good ol' Son, but sit down in that chair right there
And let me show you how it's done!"
Fire on the mounatain run boys run!
Devils in the House of The Rising Sun!
Chickens in the breadpan,
Pickin out dough,
Run now child, Run!
The Smoking Man bowed his head
Cause he knew that he'd been beat
And he layed the Truth out on the ground by his feet,
Mulder said, "Smoking Man just come on back you ever wanna try again,
But I done told you once you son of a bitch,
I'm the best there's ever been!"
Fire on the mounatain run boys run!
Devils in the House of The Rising Sun!
Chickens in the breadpan,
Pickin out dough,
Run now child, Run!
~End~