A/N: First time writing a crack pairing. I ship Jack/Everybody with New Who, and I was playing with a Doctor/Companion shipping shuffle thing, and one of the pairings it came up with was 'Jack/Turlough'. My brain went: "Why the hell not?" And this happened.
Turlough stared at the man who had just fallen off the building, yelling "Doctoooor!" From that, it was an easy deduction that this man knew the Doctor, although the Doctor didn't seem to recognize.
"He might be from a future regeneration, Turlough. Keep an eye on him, will you? I'm going to go check on Tegan."
So here Turlough was, looking down at the dark-haired, handsome man and wondering who he was. He seemed dead...
Suddenly, the man took a deep breath and opened his eyes.
"Oh-oh, haven't done that in a while." The man said, then he noticed Turlough. He smiled. "Captain Jack Harkness, and who might you be?"
"Vislor Turlough." Turlough responded evenly.
The Captain sat up and shook Turlough's hand while saying, "Nice to meet you, Vislor Turlough." Smiling.
Brilliant, Turlough realized. This man was flirting with him. The Doctor had better come back soon.
Although, the man was very handsome...
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"Turlough, are you and that man still here? I think he may be a time... Oh."
Whoever the man was had Turlough pressed against the wall and was making out with him.
A/N: Hope you enjoyed! :D