I will now get it out of the way. I do not own Invader Zim or any of its characters. Get over it.

Hello and welcome to Ask Invader Zim!

I am your host/author, Bree!

And this is the story where you make the story! Because you, the readers, will review and ask any character from the hit TV series Invader Zim anything you have ever wondered!

So ask away!

I have a few questions of my own, to begin.

"Zim, why is it so hard for you to achieve world domination?" Bree asked.

"YOU'RE LYING!"

"Ok then... Dib. Why can't you just let the Earth be taken over by the Irkens?"

Dib rolled his eyes. "Great. This story is run by a Zim Fan. Why do I always get stuck with the ones who want the human race conquered by evil aliens? Never a Dib fan."

"Quit your complaining and just answer the stinking question!" Bree shouted.

"Umm... because I don't want my planet to be enslaved." Dib said.

"Good point. But that would make for good TV."

Dib looked horrified. "No it wouldn't! It would be horri-"

And then he fell down a trap door.

"Wow, that boy can be really annoying. I see why Gaz hates him. Next, I have, Skooge!"

Skooge runs onto the stage, waving to the audience, who cheers.

"Skooge, in the episode Battle of the Planets, the Tallest shot you out of a cannon and you died." Bree started. "But then in the episode Hobo 13, you were alive. When Zim asked you about this, you simply said that you were ok now. Can you specify on this?"

"Oh, sure," Skooge said. "I died when I crashed into the planet, but my SIR unit revived me."

"You have got to love those SIR units," Bree said admiringly.

"After that, I got off of Blorch in a back-up ship I had placed on the planet when I was an Invader on it, and I just flew away. Then the Tallest told me that if I survived Hobo 13, I would get my title as an Invader back."

"And then you ended up in a FanFic by a girl who has been proven insane by three out of four doctors. The fourth one never lived to make his report."

"Excuse me?" Skooge looked nervous.

"Nothing!" Bree said innocently. "Next up is my personal favorite, Gir!"

Gir runs onto the stage, and Skooge is ejected out.

"Gir, have you ever thought about dating a human girl?" Bree asked.

Gir smiled widely. "I want a cupcake!"

"I'll give you every cupcake you ever wanted if you propose to me." Bree batted her eyes. Gir stared at her blankly. "And tacos. And piggies."

Gir latches onto Bree.

"I love you!"

Bree, grinning with excitement, runs out of the building to go to Krazy Taco and the Cupcake Shack.

A few hours pass.

"Ok, I'm back!" Bree shouts, running back in the door with Gir. "And now, I must bring back, Dib!"

Dib walks onto the stage. "Please don't send me down another trap door." He pleaded.

"Don't worry, I never send a person to the same doom twice." Bree told him.

Dib didn't look pleased with that information.

"Ok, my friend Lilac Rose6 wants to know, do you use hair gel, or is your hair scythe natural?"

"It's natural," Dib said. "I have tried again and again to make it flat, but it never does what I want. So eventually, I just gave up."

"I see." Bree said. "Too bad you always look so stupid."

"What? I do not look st-"

He was then attacked by a giant wolf and dragged away.

"Do not worry, loyal fans, Dib will be ok." Bree said to the readers. "Remember that he is just a character I stole from a TV show."

Tak walked onto the stage. "How did I get here?"

"I'm sorry, Tak, but you are not allowed to ask any questions in this FanFic." Bree said. "Only fans and I can ask questions. You must answer them."

"Um, ok then. Ask away."

"Are you in love with Zim?"

Tak's eyes flew wide open in shock. "In love with him? First off, Irkens do not feel such pathetic emotions as love. Second, I hate him. He was the reason I was not able to become an Invader and had to spend years on planet Dirt! He is the sole reason for my endless rage and suffering. I will hunt him down to the ends of the universe and make him suffer more than any of you pathetic humans could ever imagine! And only after he is dead before me will my revenge be complete. My life has been nothing but pain and humiliation because of him! He will die by my hand. Zim! I will find you, and I will destroy you!"

"So you are after revenge?" Bree asked.

Tak growled at her. "Yes, I am after revenge. I will find that Irken, and he will suffer like no other being before! He will pay for ruining my life! HE WILL PAY!"

"You do realize that you just convinced most of the readers that you're in love with him, right?"

Tak's purple eyes glowed with hatred. "You humans are impossible! Can't you see the difference between pathetic love and undying hatred?"

"On my planet, there isn't a difference." Bree said.

Tak scowled at her.

"Ok, enough of you. Time to leave." Bree said causally.

A hole is blown in the ceiling and Tak is abducted by the aliens from the episode Abducted.

"That's about all the time I have today." Bree said to the readers. "Please review, and ask questions! This story needs questions to live! I cannot come up with all of them!"

You must review this story, or I cannot make another chapter. Tell me who you want to ask a question to, and what the question is. You may ask more than one question, and ask more than one character. I like long chapters.

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