The Three Little Teenagers
Starring:
Helga Hufflepuff as Teenager #1
DROP as Teenager #2
LydeaBlaze as Teenager #3
Papa Bear as The Big Bad Bear
Elanore as Mother Owl (yeah don't ask)
Metalbeak as Father Owl (again don't ask)
Kathryn Lasky as the Shitty Narrator
Kathryn: Once upon a time, a couple were blessed with three teenagers they were called DROP, Helga and LydeaBlaze were they got these terrible names I don't know….
LydeaBlaze: stick to the Script or it's back to Limbo for you
Kathryn: fine anyway pretty soon the Father Owl grew bored of having to feed three teenagers…well two annoying whiny teenagers the third he didn't care about so Mother Owl sent her three teenagers into the world…now to go kill off the main character of Legend of Guardians.
Elanore: kids go find your own way in the world before your father murders you in your sleep
Metalbeak: Elanore you hussy hurry up and kill those kids I'm hungry
Elanore: coming dear… (Whispers) quickly Lydea lead your brother and sister away
LydeaBlaze: Of course, mother, I knew you could grow a heart
Elanore: shut up I want you out of here because I am preggers and Nyra is too stupid to notice, now go
DROP: come Helga I'll race you (runs off)
Helga: I'm retarded (runs backwards after DROP)
LydeaBlaze: oh god you two get back here (chases after the two)
Kathryn: so the three pigs left their home for good. The first teenager abandoned her siblings to chase a butterfly. And found some straw and decided to build her house out of straw.
Helga: yay! straw will solve all my problems.
Kathryn: so Helga built her house out of straw...which if you ask me is pretty stupid I mean...
LydeaBlaze: Lasky so help me I will kill you if you don't stick to the script
Kathryn: oh you shut up bitch if it wasn't for my books you would still be in love with Scotty Tweedie
LydeaBlaze: I am still in love with Scotty we're married
Kathryn: you shut you...you...um Soren loving donkey
Jack Sparrow: ladies let's not fight we have to stick to the script
LydeaBlaze: oh go get drunk somewhere we all know you drink until Elanore drags you back to Super-Hell
Jack Sparrow: bloody bitch
Kathryn: anyway Helga built her house out of straw. Once that was done she in a magic armchair made of straw. Meanwhile just over the hill DROP was busy trying to build his house...
DROP: (on cellphone) yeah just drop it at my location yep charge to the Animalia treasury
(log cabin falls out of the sky)
DROP: perfect (walks inside)
Kathryn: (gobsmacked) he...he...cheated well I suppose it makes sense the guy can't even do basic math...
LydeaBlaze: Lasky!
Kathryn: whatever so DROP built his house out of wood...logs whatever anyhow Lydea was a smart teenager she knew the story of The Big Bear
(flashback moment)
LydeaBlaze: tell me a story I'm bored
Metalbeak: fine stupid child god...once upon a time there was a Big Bad Bear and he ate everyone the end now go away
(end flash back)
Kathryn: wow that was disappointing
LydeaBlaze: yeah a lot of things are with him now on with the story before I kill like you killed Soren
Kathryn: fine so Lydea built her house out of bricks and so the three teenagers lived happily ever after the...
LydeaBlaze: one more time bitch one more time
Kathryn: (sighs) one day The Big Bad Bear came to town he saw Helga's house and decided to kill her because he was evil and a psychopath
Kathryn: so he knocked on the door
Papa Bear: little dickhead little dickhead let me in
Helga: okay coming
Kathryn: so Helga killed in a brutal manner and house destroyed and burned then The Big Bad Bear heard the sound of music from just over the hill and decided DROP was next on his list
Kathryn: so the Big Bad Bear matched up the hill and knocked on the door...you know what screw this you guys suck (leaves)
LydeaBlaze: what now we don't have a Narrator?
Fawkes: yo bitches I is here I finally got free of my sister I shall be you Story Bird
LydeaBlaze: narrator
Fawkes: whatever anyways The Big Bad Bear had just knocked on the door
Papa Bear: open the door DROP so kill you painfully and slowly
DROP: hell no (teleports)
Papa Bear: damn it well I know where he's going to go
Fawkes: yo this story be spooky
Fawkes: so The Big Bad Bear walked to Lydea's place and was like
Papa Bear: Lydea just give me DROP and I leave you alone
LydeaBlaze: deal DROP get out of my house
DROP: he'll kill you too
LydeaBlaze: no he won't he'll kill you and then I'll kill him
Papa Bear: oh fuck this I'm climbing on the roof
LydeaBlaze: good luck with that I don't have a chimney
Papa Bear: then kick your house in
Papa Bear kicks the door only to find the door is 3 inch think steal plates
Papa Bear: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
LydeaBlaze: told you now DROP get out of my house
DROP: but I don't wanna be dead
LydeaBlaze: oh god...hey Papa Bear did you know that Lasky called you fat
Papa Bear: LASKY I am not its fur it makes me look fat
Kathryn: sure it does
Papa Bear: bitch I'll kill you (chases)
LydeaBlaze: wow Lasky saved the come lets go to work
DROP: work?
LydeaBlaze: you work at GGSP remember your the tea-boy
Fawkes lol he the tea-boy
Sher Khan: hey GAYbriel bring me some tea
LydeaBlaze: haha I love my job the laws of reality call for...(punches DROP in the face)
DROP: ow my face